The Pest

This is what peak comedy looks like.
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I'M A MAN OF A MILLION

who /crusieNcreep/ here?

Who here has played 'snakey wakey'?

I STILL can't decide if it's just shit, or actually ironic.

reminder, john leguizamo is proud of this movie and actively promotes it on his twitter as a g- to-comedy when you are looking for a laugh.

According to Wikipedia the CIA guy was in this movie.

WOULD YOU OR WOULD YOU NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SPACE ALIEN CHICK?

>imagine paying money for a ticket to this flick and for the first three minutes you are subjected to a man wearing vampire teeth in a dracula cape talking about his stinky dinkys in his count von count impression while making farting noises

Kino

Worth every penny

I can still remember the trailers for this film. They were pretty original and effective. The actual film is doo-doo, though.

I love this movie so much. I used to sing this song all the time as a kid. I fell in love with John and always wanted to see him in more movies after this and the Mario movie. Didn't see him forever until that Empire movie.

Also, him as the Asian guy with the Jewish accent, is that a reference to something?

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Freddy Got Fingered is also acceptable.

>daddy would you like some sausage

yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Bullshit. The film rocks. You're doo doo.

>Also, him as the Asian guy with the Jewish accent, is that a reference to something?

Jerry Lewis impression

Its a reference to Jerry Lewis in The Nutty Professor, which itself was a reference to the infamous Japanese Doctor Sawa Kazushige, known for sewing Chinese babies together and trying to keep severed body parts alive durring the Nanking Massacre. He was pardoned afterwards and served as one of the highest ranked doctors in Japan afterwords. A real "Nutty professor"

>dat based bassline

kino

>which itself was a reference to the infamous Japanese Doctor Sawa Kazushige, known for sewing Chinese babies together and trying to keep severed body parts alive durring the Nanking Massacre.
That sounds fucking awesome 2bh. I fucking hate chinks.
>inb4 edgy

It's ironic that you have a double chin yet Doctor Sawa Kazushige went to great lengths to make one.

Thanks. I thought it was a reference to Mickey Rooney at first.

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>stinky dinky

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>nigger
nope

>Japanese Doctor Sawa Kazushige, known for sewing Chinese babies together and trying to keep severed body parts alive durring the Nanking Massacre
I think you are talking shit

What is it called when you start liking something you strongly dislike after a while?

Desensitization.

I'm not sure. It's gotta be some kind of variant of stockholm syndrome. We always seem to be able to settle or adapt to something we don't like at first. Often times for me, something or someone I hate or find gross at first ends up turning me on a lot later. With movies, the ones I hate I usually like later upon rewatching them.

Proof that Pestposting is another meme pushed by try hard niggers and spics.

I like to party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!

cringe

I enjoyed reading that more than anything your faggot ass will ever post.

>poster count didn't go up
nice

What's with the blatant racism on this board?

THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL SO.... TEENY!

>implying you wouldn't
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