Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Is he dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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oh yeah legs and shoulders of 18 year olds. what more could a guy ask for?

>adult-teen

So like literally the same thing as 90% of porn.

He fucked is own daughter when she was a child.

he fucked his wife when she was a child too

*step-daughter
*when she was legal

based Woody Allen

ex girlfriend's adult adopted daughter*

Will ever be put in a jail cell in our lifetime?

Nice

Based Woody working the feminists and neckbeards into a ding-dong-diddly shoot.

>tfw I would've been a perfect fit for the entertainment industry if I was Jewish

No that's the one he married he fucked Dylan

He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

no he didn't

Best pasta.

>your own daughter wrote an op ed about being raped by you
>you married her sister
No one believes you Woody

but you aren't creative and you have no talent

its more like half at this point, mature is taking over because of all the kids with internet access.

even one of mia's adopted sons denied that woody did it
called out mia for being a wack job with an agenda

then killed himself

He did.

Yes he did, the fucker didn't even deny it

>impluing that's a requirement

This. Woody's a creep, but he's no creepier than most other people.

>>your own daughter wrote an op ed about being raped by you
Actually Ronan Farrow, Mia's little bitch, wrote that op-ed because he hates Woody, and got his sister's permission to put her name on it.

nice

So, I guess Jude law is his self-insert in the movie.

what is the name of that hairstyle?

Pedocrat General /PG/, I guess

I-is Elle in a sex scene in this film?

What is the name of this pulse-pounding meme?

>When this image doesn't inspire sexual feelings and instead just makes you feel incredibly lonely and wish that there was some nice girl that wanted to share a cake and company with you
I'm not gonna make it.

Is there a discreet way to adopt Russian child models and coach them, without being Jewish and having Hollywood connections? Asking for a friend.

I used to feel this way man, now that I've been in a relationship for two years, it feels like a prison. Enjoy your freedom.

None of you would ever make "pedophilia is cool XD" jokes outside of Sup Forums

I have been thoroughly disgusted with this man since it was made the public rounds that he fucked his step daughter regularly

have a daughter, raise her right

Who hasn't?

99.9% of things posted on Sup Forums are the things people are too spineless to say in real life.

at least the pedos have a valid excuse.

Woody (((Allen)))

>whaa why don't women leave abusive relationships, are they dumb?
>

Wrong he just did some NBC segment

kristof.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/02/01/an-open-letter-from-dylan-farrow/

What are you? Some sort of internet tough guy?

ELLEN NOOO!!!!

It's not abusive, it just gets fucking old.

Sure, in the right circumstances. I certainly wouldn't make that joke visiting a park, but with friends why wouldn't I?

It's a fucking joke.

Yeah, I'm seeing this piece was ghostwritten. Dylan just approved it.

actual pedo shit yes, because people can tell it's absurd and funny

saying some 14 with huge breasts is pretty, no i wouldnt say shit

What drives someone to do something so abhorrent as to sexually abuse a child, much less their own child?

Like I said

kids are sexy, yo

power

woody fucked his gf's 19yo step daughter, who gives a shit

if he did worse thats another thing

Woody please

the ch-sen people's morals

He fucked his wife's adopted daughter when she was at a legal age you retard. He's been married to her for over 25 years.

Woody is such a champ. Even despite the fake ass sketchy allegations that was thrown at him, everyone still loves him. The guy has been apart of some of the greatest films ever made and is one of the few filmmakers who can still put out a great film 50 years after he started.

He fucked both daughters and one admitted to being underage so I wonder what the gook one was hiding

Goddamned fucking JEWWWWW! yeah, i love his movies and his humor, too.

dont even believe the accusations, but settle down on that nonsense

he's lukewarm

There is nothing wrong with fucking a 19 year old (the age of the actress in this scene)

No he is married to one and the other one was literally proven not to be true which is why he never went to jail for it, retard. There is no evidence other than the girl saying it happened even though it was Mia Farrow's crazy ass who literally forced her to.

>Annie Hall
>Manhattan
>Play it again, Sam
>Lukewarm

literally /ourguy/

he is the grandpa
soda can dan the papa

all /cunny/ are our daughterus

he's a cuck and i dont like him

She literally wrote about it as an adult and the only reason why he isn't in jail is because he's jewish

>only reason why he isn't in jail is because he's jewish
Argument right into the garbage.

Yeah, he "waited".

And Roman Polanski drugged and sodomized a 12 year old. And Weinstein etc.

Never forget the actors in Hollywood are so dependent on capable directors and producers they will ignore the most vile of behaviors and continue lavishing awards on them and lining up to be in their movies.

There's a reason most of human history people looked down on actors as being basically street thieves who sang for their supper. Never forget: THIS HAS NOT CHANGED. They just get paid a lot more, but are still singing, soulless whores.

yes, only jews benefit from the statute of limitations

>comparing rapists to Woody Allen
People need to get their facts straight.

Woody Allen is based

Reminder the woody allen documentary that's on Netflix will be gone by November 1st. It's pretty great and I suggest checking it out. Just going to post the funniest scene of any of his movies

youtube.com/watch?v=sexnKfuSHcg

a god among mortals

woody? you damned right her would and did!

I wonder if he has them eat each other out first

she looks like she fucks black guys.

>After 15 minutes I wanted to marry her
>After a half hour I completely gave up the idea of snatching her purse
That killed me.

Elle Fanning is fat these days.

what are woody's best post-2000 kinos?

Please be nude Elle

anyone on Sup Forums because nobody here has children

if they had sex it was with their ugly sister lol

Yeah because that kind of relationship just comes out of thin air, yup no underaged grooming happened whatsoever.

Fuck that worm kike.

Midnight in Paris
Blue Jasmine
Cafe Society.
Honestly though, he doesn't really star in his movies anymore which is a shame because all his best films are the ones he stars in.

>yup no underaged grooming happened whatsoever.
Unless you're an expert on this shit, you can't just assume he was touching little girls . I doubt his wife of 20+ years would still be with him knowing he touched her as a young girl.

he wouldn't have fit at all in blue jasmine, which was pretty brilliant.

... you do know molestation isn't always a negative experience, right?

You just proved his point

>using Jimmy cock sucking Norton as an image reply for anything

He fucked his son's sister.

he didnt

i dont why you people insist on shit like he fucked his "daughter" when it was a gf's step daughter he wasnt even really close at first apparently, just a person he awkwardly said hi from afar

her testimony dosent add up
she says he abused her in the attic of their home whilst he was having a supervised visit because Mia had discovered the affair with the chink.

she mentions a model train in the attic, her older brother states there was no model train in the attic in fact the attic was almost impossible to enter because it was filled with junk

do you think Woody is so randy and child mad that he would choose a supervised visit to make his move?

But he did fuck his son's sister. Soon-Yi is Ronan Farrow's sister.

They look comfortable.

Literally this. It's pathetic Mia used her own daughter just to get at Woody for fucking her chink daughter. The only monster here is Mia who honestly hasn't done anything good since Rosemary's Baby