If a horror movie stars an attractive blonde woman, then it's a good movie

If a horror movie stars an attractive blonde woman, then it's a good movie.
This rule never fails.

Except this movie wasn't good at all.

Boy hips are attractive?

>Tucker and Dale vs Evil not good

This is the dumbest thing I have heard all day, and I spent the morning arguing with a family member who is anti-vaxx.

Not a horror movie I would grant since I think it's a comedy, but not good?

Yeah, it's not very funny.

What's with those fucking pants?

where is the atractive blonde woman?

The House of Wax remake says you're wrong

>I spent the morning arguing with a family member who is anti-vaxx.
Your family member was right

not him but I laughed pretty hard at the subversion with the hillbillies seeming like they're murderous when they're just accident prone idiots trying to get away.
Also I hate the entire shit-tier slasher subgenre, especially the annoyingly retarded kids who are often framed as the protagonists/victims. seeing the little pukes die at their own hands was particularly delicious.

Got to see Hilton get killed, plus the Achilles heel scissor snip.

op is 100% correct though. he said attractive blonde. as such the movie was dogshit, and jlaw is a hideous monster.

I think you mean if the heroine doesn't wear a bra its a good horror movie

She is, but if you look closer you might be able to notice that that’s not her.

you've come to the wrong neighbourhood user
this is a /trap/ boad
yes they are attractive on beautiful women

>Achilles heel scissor snip.
Literally the only part I remember from that movie, and just thinking of it now made me instinctively take my feet off the floor.

Alexandra Daddario > Jessica Biel

Top tier shoulderasstitslatspitsfacefu

she made it out of old hillbilly clothes she found in the cabin

>this is a /trap/ boad
But this is Sup Forums, not /gif/.

Those be fighting words