Is Mike Landis Our Guy?

Is Mike Landis Our Guy?

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Absolutely not

nop

With the horrible way he treats women? No way.

>john was a murderer and a hack who only made dad-core schlock, only decent work was animal house and maybe the blues brothers
>max has enough money to do nothing all day but shitpost on twitter/Sup Forums while occasionally typing up a hack script on notepad/wordpad/google docs
yeah, probably

Could be worse.

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

Now what? even cuckboy Landis is under fire now?

>Daddy, daddy! Gib Hollywood career! Daddy, daddy! Help me wite daddy, help!
>unironically "writing" your first treatments with your father's name attached
>H-hey guys, I never once asked my father for help and he in no way helped me get into an industry that thrives on nepotism so you can all quit mentioning it now!
He needs a helicopter of his very own.

when you blather on in an interview about how most women haven't figured out how to orgasm you're asking for it

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I'm convinced John Landis is the famous Bigfoot picture

Yes

Hope you dream of decapitaded vietnames children, Max. You unrelenting faggot.

Say my name.

Say my name

Do you think he secretly calls people niggers

I like his take on Superman but that's pretty much it youtu.be/6RWMc-EdDRY

Max Landis is
A
Guy
but just barely

Manlan
Axdis

>Sucked WW cock so much he decided to make fanfiction of it
Yeah, I dont think so.. youtube.com/watch?v=UxnJH-17WDM

Wait... WHAT DID HE DO TO JENNY!?

Ayy John also made Trading Places and Coming to America. Gotta give him credit for being apart of the "when Eddie Murphy was funny" era

ive seen him in multiple rlm videos but i still dont know who he is

Was Max passed around the underground Hollywood pedophile ring when he was little? Is that why he's so messed up?

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Like a lot of affluent young Jews, he's suffering from a moral crisis of sorts. He's intelligent enough to recognise that everything he is, everything he has done, and everything that he will go on to make, has come as a result of institutional cronyism - but he's too cowardly to actually do anything other than adhere to this systemic corruption. Naturally, this leaves him feeling somewhat empty - unreal, even. You can tell he hates himself and this ultimately comes down to the fact that he has never truly earned anything in his life. Not even the basics. He's shallow in the real sense. He's as shallow as shallow can be, and all the therapy, and Hollywood shrinks, in the world won't change that fact.

>Trading Places and American Werewolf are bad

He's the epitome of an LA Hollywood rich Jew, just exactly what you think of when trying to imagine someone who's had everything handed to them while simultaneously thinking that they worked really hard and achieved what they have through their own skills and talent. If he wants to have any chance of being a halfway decent writer he needs to get the fuck out of LA for a few years (NOT to NYC) and develop some perspective.

FUCK OFF FAGGOT LANDIS

ENOUGH TIME HASNT PASSED FR YOUR FAGGOTY SHITPOSTS TO HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN

GO SNORT MORE COKE AND LEAVE US BE
FAGGOT

jenn e a qt

If max fucked her then he has to die, no questions asked.

he'd never fuck something that hideous.

Animal House and The Blues Brothers are great films but Trading Places and An American Werewolf in London are superior. Fuck off, pleb.

Yeah, even Andy Signore would draw the line at molesting/raping that thing.