What's going through his head right now?

What's going through his head right now?

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a bullet maybe

with any luck a .45 round

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i have never seen this man in my life

God help the next kid that faces him in a match. He is going to karate chop the shit of him.

what kind of film camera should he buy at urban outfitters next

N U M A L E

what's hes going to feed his wife's son

>punished Riley

Lol I used to love these Riley threads. Posting the story for people not in the know

Great thread

>not in the know

You mean people with lives?

Fuck off cunt he was a hot meme for a while months ago

>t. oldmale

The lyrics to Hurt

How has this man not killed himself yet

right after the split she took Ewan's dick.

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>your 32 yo gf cheats on you and discover what good dick is and ditched you
>calls you best friend instead of just breaking up like a genuine person so you're still hanging on to some retard hope

when does he kill himself?

He literally kicks ass. He plays instruments. He does photography. He directs. He's handsome and intelligent. He's a hipster Chuck Norris. If he can't hold down a woman what hope is there for any of us?

>after

It's probably because his career never took off. She was starring in his goddamn movies to help him out.

Was there ever any doubt that this guy is a giant numale cuckold?

What's in his Google search history?

YOU ALREADY KNOW

Does he know he has hundreds of user rooting for him? Would that make things better?

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this guy? look at his face. He is gay

Nu male=/= gay

>She had Ewan's cum inside her that night I delicately kissed her honey.

I just feel for the next kid he beats on...he can't keep getting away with attending martial arts tournaments for CHILDREN and doing that

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

im not even him and i still wanna kill myself because of residual feels

this is next tier cuckery

youtube.com/watch?v=TrUaLMKepC4

>mfw the girl who kisses and fuck me at parties and which I'm in love, don't want to be with me but can't stop thinking of a gay numale who don't want her.
gf blocked by a nu maleut the numale

what did mew do now?

mew did ewe

yeah in other pictures he looks more numale than gay but a straight man's face cannot form an expression like , with the pursed mouth and shit, except in the case he is more or less crying. Seeing as he's getting dumped or whatever there, he may be crying

Fuck a married man with 4 children

He's the provider, you're the bull.
Not that complicated

Yeah well I can almost see tears in his eyes so I suspect it's crying

Why does he still look beta? Lifting and fighting sports are supposed to make it go away

As a bull you feel really empty after cumming

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

Punished Riley a man with a hole inside

because he can't wake up

>have 10 years to put baby in mew
>he fucking doesnt
wew

You were still clinging to hope? Oh user....

beta sperm can't make babby

its more like
>no honey remember we have to build up OUR career first then we can have a baby ok?

It looks like, now that she left him, his career is taking off.

www.imdb com/title/tt7339248/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_1

>career taking off

jfc Riley this is pathetic cmon

he's a manlet

I don't put this shit past any woman. A girl came over to my house one night and tried to give her pussy and she had an """"ice cream"""" stain on her shirt. I pic fucking related

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

Lol did you make and excuse or directly called her out on it?
She was not your gf I assume.

Well right now he's directing Poots in the Art of Self-Defence. Just saying.

hope you kicked her out when you suddenly realised.

glamour.com/story/mary-elizabeth-winstead-fargo-interview
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead: "Fargo Helped Me Embrace My Sexual Side"
i feel bad for this literal cuck

How long has he been doing BJJ and lifting? His face is completely changed.
>this is the power of testosterone

Its Jiu-Jitsu, he's going to literally tear people's limbs off.
>Riley stop! He tapped out half an hour ago!
>*Sounds of gristle slowly ripping*

Joke's on all of you, Riley has been having tremendous success on Bay Area Tinder. He has seen every hair color there is sucking on his weenie.

word on the street is, she only ever pegged him and he spent majority of their marriage caged

poor guy

Wow this guy had it all, lucky bastard.

>mfw Riley posted the same pic on his instagram and deleted it about a week later

actually, she later deleted the post too and replaced it with something like "lol j/k looks like bbcs are back on the menu xo #teamblackguys"

On that same day, mew was taking Obi-wan's evian cock

FUCK YES. I'm happy for Riley I hope he becomes a big name

Cringeworthy

This picture raises so many questions. The winner is a manlet in massive shoes, so the weight class must be low. Why is Riley standing like that? Were these 3 the only adults in the competition?

Literally who?

Quick rundown on who this is and why I should care

>tfw Ewan will never do to you the same he's done to MEW

He took on twelve other men (much like that whore MEW, how ironic). Riley must have done well actually.

She never got inside the house. So I kinda did?

I asked her "what is that?" and opened the storm door wide enough to point at it. She said ice cream but it looked gross. I got rid of her with some combination of bullshit that didn't hurt her feelings or allow her to get loud and indignant. It may have been ice cream but she had tattoos, smoked weed in cigars and took her tits out in front of me and another guy the first night I met her. I had to be semen!

BJJ is literal faggotry, Riley likes to get fucked on his back

>that whore MEW
Riley pls go

Refer to

Husband of Mary e. Winstead gets dumped by her and made to post a humiliating Instagram post about it. Subsequently people speculate she's fucking Ewan McGregor, Fargo co star, months later we're proven right.

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>haha look at this nu-male cuck
>read thread
>it IS a nu-male cuck

The filters explain everything. Hers:light, happy, can finally move on to new dicks. His:subdued, dark, his hope and optimism:gone

Is anyone who isn't a square jawed 10/10 man just a nu male nowadays?

This was the last time they spoke as friends.

No but balding cucks with beards and rimmed glasses most certainly are

isn't there some sort of post somewhere that talks about how big Ewan's cock is?
that would be a great addition somewhere near the end

numale isn't about looks it's about personality and demeanor

>Balding
There's another meme, anyone who doesn't have an exactly straight hairline 1cm above their eyebrows is balding. Show a photo where Riley looks like he's balding

This is art. I just wish we had a screen cap of the anons who predicted she was fucking McGregor months before we find out. It would complete the piece.

are you blind

Better hairline than McGregor

Trusting a woman is like thinking you can domesticate a fox.

he should use his face to his advantage and date someone younger than him

Don't get into a serious relationship at age 18 and don't ever marry before 30.

Let this be a lesson to all Rileys out there.

>I HURT MYSELF TODAAAAY

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_fox

>mfw I fucked some roastie slut at a party two months ago
>mfw after sex I had to hold her and listen to her crying about cheating on her bf for half an hour
Damn this "bull" stuff felt cucked as fuck too

It's literally a kids karate tournament

what is the significance of beards in relation to "numales"? have you ever left the house and realised that many men have beards, and have done since men existed? are you just bitter that you can't grow one?

i think it's just a buzzword used by Sup Forums kids trying to fit in with their anonymous chums and find some sense of masculinity by attempting to differentiate themselves from made-up men with traits they deem "effeminate"

but why would you have to prove yourself in this way? surely if you were such a manly man you wouldn't have to fixate on these things? does that mean you're a lot more indiscernible to this "numale" than you'd like to admit?

>know this girl since you were 18
>the love of your life
>she goes on to become a movie star, you're super happy for her
>but one day you can feel that you're not enough for her anymore
>she divorces you and you have to pretend it was mutual to save face
>die inside

Riley didn't deserve this, man

Am I the only one that thinks Riley literally deserved all this?

why would he?