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>Diners in a busy café watched

Good I hated her nu-male husband so much especially his smug fucking face.

When her fappening shit leaked and NO PICTURES OF HIM AND HER TOGETHER DESPITE BEING MARRIED FOR LIKE 5 YEARS leaked I knew she wasn't fucking that nigger.

fucking gold

You just know he took up bjj and lifting after he started realising mew was going to end it. That probably saved him for a couple years, but it couldn't forever.

kek
When Riley announced their divorce, we knew this was the exact reason why

update

He didn't. She did.

Imagine throwing away 15 years on a single woman and not even getting a kid out of it.

No, no, they announced it together and it was completely mutual and they are happy moving on with their lives as separate people

Oh, why didn't you tell me this was a conscious uncoupling. Here I am thinking it was a divorce.

The "Fargo helped me embrace my sexual side" article is just the best

she is still pure and just wanted a daddy to teach her

absolutely based lass

women are whores

cant trust em

I just hope this doesn't bring shit down on Ewan, I don't care about her or her homo husband.

>still pure
>fucking a married father of four

lol simps these days

t. Virgin

Cunt spotted

that is a pretty good photo desu

>sends her pics of shirtless Chads

What a fucking cuck

CAUGHT IN THE UNDERTOW
JUST CAUGHT IN THE UNDERTOW

Lol how dumb are these morons. Of course people will find out if you're kissing in a fucking cafe. Maybe McGregor really will break up with his wife, because otherwise how could you be so braindead

>craaaawling in my skinnnnn

Kek

nothing to be shamed of. She got prime MEW for more than TEN fucking years. He only failrd not to inject her woth his genes.

If you ever watched Long way down, or whatever S2 was where Ewan goes riding with his buddy across Africa, you will know his wife is a cunt, at the last minute she decides she wants to come as well.

* he got

>Ewan McGregor

Hopefully he just pumps and dumps her before anything serious happens

When will the Roastie menace finally be over?

contacts
clean shaven
Hitler youth haircut

Would these cleanse the beta out of his face or is it something deeper?

When did Sup Forums turn into /tmz/?

2006 at board inception. Thank /moot/ for never creating /cel/ when we all begged for it.

>Riley shoots film without a light meter
Fuck. Fuck. fuck
Is it time I switched to digital?

when will stop believe it is meritorious to entertain women for free

But it was supposed to be my turn

Didn't she get my letters?

Looking like never. Thots and roasties have the power now.

Get off social media
Make money
leave the country

Only way to not go crazy as a white male

he has a round face. probably little to no muscle mass.

these things still can be changed somewhat though

oh and shes taller than him, in this photo so theres that. manlets, when will they learn.

Women are so desperate for a taste of the big scotch cock that they will discard a decade long relationship to be a side piece to a 50 year old motocycle man for a week

killing Rilelings

Taller with heels and she's 5ft8 to begin with I think.

I fucking called it.


>a hot actress in a relationship with an average guy
>her next project is going away from home and filming with an international sex symbol movie star who is famous as a seducer
>suddenly gets divorced
my smugness and schadenfreude is all I have in life right now ;_;

She's on her way to become the laughing stock and kill herself down the road.

CRAWLING

Hahaha fucking kek

Isn’t this sexual harassment aka rape?

If she hadn't done Fargo they'd still be together ;_;

>Imagine throwing away 15 years on a single woman and not even getting a kid out of it.
Liberal nu-male problems

Fucking hell the rumours were true. And people say blind gossips are fake.

Kek

not when a chad gives sex to woman who craves sex

>Ewan McGregor is now 46
Fuck me.

If he could have impregnated her they'd be together. 15 years with the same bitch and not once has she even considered having your kid? lol.

Women know who to get and stay pregnant for. MEW will shit out someone's kid in 5 years max.

Pathetic

women have no problem switch providers even when they have kids, even though betas love to think the contrary.
It is actually worse to have kids. To a woman, he kids become more important than the provider, and when the kids are teens or older, she sees how much of a relieve it is to be able to have fun with other men.
fortunately, the provider may want to open his relationship, so she can keep him for the daily life and have harmless sex with other men.

He also kissed Hayden Christensen in the lips. Doesn't mean anything.

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This. He failed gloriously

>What will it be?
>Just fuck my marriage up, senpai

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Based British press. TMZ still can't get scoops on the level as the traditional british media. They do phone hacking and all sorts for the story.

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This

Not Ewan's fault. She had the high ground

>Itty bitty baby Beiber
Holy shit my fucking sides.

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I'd leave her for MEW too.

>he's 46
>she's 51

And people said Mike Pence was crazy for not going to dinner with another woman alone.

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MEWFAGS BTFO

STATUS: SHOOK

>wife dumps you when she starts to get more famous
>you also have to raise a squealing brat and are forced to see her regularly as you share custody of the child

yeah, not seeing how that's any better

The funniest thing is he's actually a very handsome guy. He's just such a massive beta.

>In recent months he and French wife Eve Mavrakis, 51, have posted pictures of themselves without their wedding rings on their public social media sites.

So this is a big bunch of nothing.

inb4 that crazy bitch on the left murders them both

what are divorce laws like in the UK?
how much money will he lose?
how many crappy movies will ewan have to do to make up for wife and child support?

Exactly what is attractive about that manlet?

Just so you know that's a signal in Hollywood that a marriage has become "open".

>littaw fawkin coont, fook off bag ta Mericah, ya littaw fuckin prick!
Okay, but he’s the guy stalking Beibs for a picture.

It's all about how you groom and dress yourself. If you gave Fassbender or Cavill the nu-male makeover they'd look like shit too.

That's exactly what I fucking implied.

They split up.

Mary Elisabeth traded up, and left the nu-male.

He traded up and left the 51 year old bat after he used her for progeny.

Everyone's been notified beforehand.

Seems like a win-win all around.

>how dare he not let me set him up for a sexual harassment charge? Racist and sexist much?

>French wife
>open marriage
Yeah, that’s hardly news.

Thats him? He looked pretty handsome in his wedding photos.

Nah man. Especially confronted with fucking Ewan

He still had a faggoty haircut though

>steps back from movies to tv show
>starts to get more famous

They started opening treatment centers for his kind numalemedical.com/services/erectile-dysfunction-ed/ he should check in

kek

He looks like a scene kiddy in the mid 2000s with rich parents. He overachieved a fuckton dude.

>Mary Elizabeth Winstead do you take user to be your lawfully wedded husband?

What's the bigger failure, not having a chance with girls like MEW, or being with her for 15 years and losing her with nothing to show for it?

>what are divorce laws like in the UK?

Half his shit, but I think french women aren't as vindictive or entitled as british or american women.

>tfw you just realised the only attraction was the 'cant have her' thing, then you have her, and she's just like any other annoying cunt, except she's the annoying cunt who ruined your marriage, so you think you owe it to yourself and her to try and make it work, so that it wasn't a total waste of a marriage, and just incase you're attracted to her outside of the taboo of cheating... but you know less than 12 months from now you won't be together and you wouldn't want to if you could

it's a very specific feel

is fargo season 3 worth watching?

i watched 1 and 2 when they were on, but not seen 3 yet

>all these tough guy anons dissing Riley
>dont realize he is Our Guy
>he will use this to become a true kinauteur and hero

yes, it's the best season yet

Fuck that picture made me sad. My fiancee is the best woman I've ever met and I don't want to lose hope.

>losing her with nothing to show for it?

He got to be her husband in her prime, Ewans just getting his sloppy seconds.

Considering all the nice things he's said about Polanski we should be thankful he's at least fucking someone of the proper age.

I highly doubt he ever had sex with her during those 15 years. How do you not get her pregnant at some point during that time?

t. Virgin

She was a whiny cunt on long way round.

>>>He got to be her husband in her prime,

That's literally meaningless. Nobody is saying WOW MEW FUCKED UP now are they.

55% of Marriages end in divorce. I had one friend who was engaged and broke it off 3 weeks before the wedding. She was texting her ex talking about how she still misses him and was arranging to meet. And she was one of the nicest girls I've ever met didn't expect that shit from her.