Hey Sup Forums, do you liquefy your garlic?

Hey Sup Forums, do you liquefy your garlic?

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>rolling stones starts playing

How do you pick out the sliced nails from the garlic afterward?

>those cuts in his nails

Anyone else start doing this after they watched the movie?

Extra keratin is good for you.

those are garlic slice trims

Must be tough to get a manicure with buff shine in prison, even for Pauly

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DO NOT DO THIS

THIS DOES NOT WORK

THE GARLIC WILL JUST BURN

DO NOT TRY THIS

no more good systems paulie
i dunno, you been away, maybe you aint heard
i don't liquefy the garlic in the pan no more

>doing it wrong

kek'd at the pic + subject line alone. Thank you user, I needed that.

Are you saying Im here to amuse you?

nah nah, he didn't do it wrong, it burned a little bit

How do I get the smell of garlic off my nails?

hey fellas liquefication is on...........................the house

No, no...I just sayin'...the way you made the post was funny...you're a funny guy

With pussy juice

finger in bumhole

When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took just a little oil to liquefy in the pan.

Im not memeing.

>not wearing gloves to cut garlic
Do people really do this?

You know user, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little glove wearing fuck. You know that?

He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go liquefy your garlic."

By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in garlic moving through Idlewild Airport and believe me, we tried to liquefy every bit of it.

I chuckled.

Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my liquefied garlic. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?

Works with a metal spoon too

Morrie: [Talking about point shaving] Oh, it was terrific, yeah. Nunzio, up in... agh!
[Tommy liquefies Morrie's brain stem from behind with just a little oil]
Tommy DeVito: Thought he'd never shut the fuck up.
Jimmy Conway: Ah, pain in the ass.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to liquefy garlic.

explain

You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us." You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be liquefied because we had too much oil.

fuck's sake

Google "garlic smell remover metal". Im not memeing. I got one in my kitchen.

I like this kid, he's got balls.

I like dis one, d- one dog goes one way de otheh dog goes the otheh way

and this guy's sayin

"whadya want from me?"

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Same guy who tried telling me butter doesn't evaporate

Then went on an autismal rant

You wash them

To be fair, you need to be very smart to be able to liquefy garlic and evaporate butter.

>movie about italian americans
>they're all sicilian

What's the difference

Needless to say he was a longwinded moron..
Sounded alot like you 2bh

sicily is one of the poorest parts of italy and the most "nonwhite"
there are independence movements within sicily to leave italy even

When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the frying pan. Your hair was in the liquefied garlic. Disgusting.

Im smart enough to be able to appreciate garlic liquefaction.

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_5YXOuaXks
If you hear closely, you can hear the garlic being liquefied.

don't post soprano spoilers- I have not finished watching it yet, just started basically. So don't post soprano spoilers

Why would you want to

youtube.com/watch?v=OloWJEbEcrI

I happen to know you were liquefying garlic at my mother-in-law's wake.

No, I crush it.

Dis is garlic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5h1pDHhzs

Why bother, I love the smell of garlic

>No end product

What a fucking cock-tease

you got me

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fpwp

You've never had to super glue your fingernails together? It's pretty common in factory jobs.

A SUCCULENT LIQUID GARLIC MEAL

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Wash your hands at the same time as the cooking knife. Works like a charm

>doing this
>gashing up your fingers
>fingers also smell like garlic all day no matter how much you wash them
>"but it has to be small otherwise you get chunks of garlic!"
>"it's how the italians do it, i saw it on goofellas!"
>not just using pic related

why don't americans know how to cook

Who else can’t fly without their lucky garlic liquifier ?

And thin slices of garlic don't do shit compared to cutting it by chunks desu

HE BURNT HIS FUCKING GARLIC THAT FAKE TOUGH GUY KEEP HIM HERE KEEP HIM HERE

This is so not worth the effort.

>evaporate butter
How and why?

Congratulations you figured out the point of these threads, stick around a while.

lol I cook butter and play internet
Fuckin hot head

he should be really careful cutting that butter like that

>"It would liquefy in the pan with a little oil"

No user you are the retard

Jack freezes his garlic, you motherfuckers don't know

Wash your hands with coarse salt. Works for any smelly foodstuffs (t Julia Child)

did he use too many onions?

You should have used the razors on your wrists/neck instead.