Tv shows and movies virgins will not understand

tv shows and movies virgins will not understand

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That movie was lewd

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shes a good gf

ikr

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the top girl had legit nipple erections

giv lesbian gf

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Diamonds

wew

Damn son, what movie is this?

filename

>hey stacy! lets kiss in front of some boys to get more attention! :D

Modern women were a mistake.

Go to bed grandpa

t. angry virgin

t. low impulse control millennials

no wonder chinks are taking our jobs

girls like to fuck other girls sometime dude

>muh jerbs

stay mad untouched retard

This is a blue board

Nice
Thanks

Regardless of everything, he is horrible at sex.

>he didn't cum in my ass

What a fag.

ssuuurree....

all these involuntary things I can't control.. the chinese taking my job...if only they took your incelness from us too...

>drops the Bible on the floor
Incredibly disrespectful

You implying you want him to get asian gf?

Better she's kissing a girl than a nigger

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friendly reminder her real life husband wrote and directed this.

Is this a movie about burning coal?

music video where she goes around kissing random people because art.

>Jew falls into his arms
>he drops the Bible

>Sup Forums
>a blue board
It's an optical illusion

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how can you tell if girls are aroused? do their nipples get stiff?

>implying you wouldn't piss on the crucifix if a qt Jewess literally jumped on your dick

>tfw he's going to fug Elle in Woody Allen's next movie

my hairlne on the right

if you're not a bitter virgin you're mentally ill

my weight on the right

It'd be pretty hard to do those things at once

Me in the red jacket

You can never know for sure, thats the problem with girls

How much of these apply to you? Be honest.

damn, that guy

I wear new balance and I listen to music sometimes

Why would any straight male care about women making out? It's not like it counts if no guy is involved.

they look like the have down syndrome

>cankles
DROPPED

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>compulsively needs to pass people
>struggles to autowalk
>clothing is all neutral colored

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>clothing is all neutral colored
What is wrong with this?

Do you have fun enjoying nothing?

What movie is this?

Looks more like having-a-stroke walk.

>announcing reports
enjoy your ban

ITT: under aged fags' first boner

Is he really wearing FOUR layers clothes? And who the hell uses an umbrella when it's snowing?

>tfw 27yo touchless virgin
>whenever sex scene happens in movie I browse Sup Forums instead until its over and plot moves forward

sex scenes in movies or shows are boring, they don't advance the plot and usually lacks nudity. If I want to see porn I type stuff in the browser, why they gotta annoy with this sex shit in every piece of entertainment?
its annoying honestly, atleast to me.

this is sad and embarrassing

why?

Imagine being this warped by /r9k/

why do you think? It's obvious. You're a sad case.

because I don't like unnecessary annoying and boring sex scenes in movies?

>being such a faggot you must announce it to everyone
kys cuck

muh

What a shame, his hair is so thick and wavy

>What is wrong with this?

Its weak

because it triggers you to an extent whereby you have to physically retreat from viewing.

How retarded can one be? Asbergers much?

hello virgin

Is the brunette Tobey Maguire in drag?

but its boring and does nothing for the plot, also there is less nudity than in porn. to be fair there is many scenes where I lurk Sup Forums instead of watching the movie and I really wouldn't call it "getting triggered", like when they talk pointless relationship bullshit that also adds nothing to the plot.

fugg those tits

do you think a pirate lives there

is it worth seeing or will the webms suffice?

Fuck off you stupid normie cunt

Are all women naturally bisexual? or are they just whores?

sounds like ADHD more than anything.

triggered much?

no I just have no time for useless bullshit filling up my screen.

I dont get it

>LE TRIGGEREDD EPIC

fucking hell, you sound literally like you just came out of reddit

wait is this how the female body works

Both

both, neither, doesn't really matter

sounds like you're missing a lot of screentime for shit so petty. What a waste.

REEE NORMIE REDDIT LEEEAAVE

go fuck yourself

>don't have time
yet you spend the time during the scene browsing Sup Forums

literally every movie has filler and things that add nothing to the central plot.

i usually look down because it's awkward just staring at someone silently.

their face gets all blushed like confused anime girls