That guy who rewinds funny part 10 times while watching a movie

>that guy who rewinds funny part 10 times while watching a movie

>His Blu-ray player doesn't have a repeat function
turbo pleb

>that coworker who makes you watch a "funny" scene from the latest pleb "comedy" flick on their phone so you have to pretend to think its funny

>>that guy that skips scenes because they are awkward
>they are integral to plot so you don't understand what is happening

>watching movies with people

it's like you want to have a bad time

>people showing you their favorite movie and watch you the whole time
>they overexplain everything in case you didn't understand because you aren't laughing/scared/impressed

fucking roasties

>watching movies with plebs

your fault

he didn't autistically rewind and rewatch the axe killing scene from American Psycho for hours
get. out.

>watch comedy with brother or cousin
>they both look at me to see if I'm laughing too every time something "funny" happens

Holy shit does that fucking infuriate me.

the deja vu is real

>watching movie with friends
>they constantly ask questions which would be answered in 10 minutes if they just watched the damn movie

Proles were a mistake.

>mfw I do this to elitist faggots who try to get you to watch kino that they think you are too dumb to watch

>White girls trying to twerk

I used to have an friend with Aspergers and i learned to never laugh at shit in films or TV shows because he would then rewind back immediately, watch it again and laugh at it harder.

Autism was a mistake.

>That roommate who watches Big Bang Theory on full volume and laughs loudly with every laugh track in sync.

>watching Scarface with a group of friends
>only 3 of them hadn't seen it before
>get to the end
>one of them says "That's it?"
>"Yeah, that's it."
>"But shouldn't there be some sort of conclusion?"

I had a friend who would tell me about movies he watched scene by scene, dialog by dialog.

>mfw everytime he would start

>those friends who won't watch anything deeper than capeshit or pleb comedy
>won't watch movies that make them think or feel
>even a tiny bit
>ever

>same friends who talk about films they've never seen as if they know the director's endgame and won't fall for their trap
>thinks avoiding these films makes them super woke

T H I S. B E P A T I E N T F O R F U C K S S A K E

DUDE WYPIPO LMAO

>streak movie/series you really like with friends
>they play games while having it on the second monitor

My 25 year old cousin does this, only with Ratchet and Clank and other "kids" games. He even does the fucking voices. In public too.

is that what you tell yourself