In honor of this historic day, let us look at one of the worst political comics ever made. A world where Al Gore won the 2000 Election and liberals have ruined America.
>>"It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the "Coulter Laws" have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City."
Easton Gray
I won't be posting all the variant covers
Ryan Long
Both the artist and writer of this book are amateurs who never did anything else of note.
Elijah Hill
Why is "ALI" the UN logo? Are they trying to talk shit about allies? I don't get it.
Gabriel Rodriguez
The guy in the car is supposed to be Ralph Nader. A quick Google search should tell you how much effort was put into the likeness.
Anthony Gonzalez
Let's just say that the author, like many conservatives, doesn't have a very high opinion of the UN as you're about to see.
Nathaniel Foster
Well I mean, at least the ar- Oh hell.
Dominic Robinson
Since when does the President have a Popemobile?
Tyler Scott
Like I said, the artist is an amateur. This is his first and only work in comics. Can't find any other info on him other than him being the writer's friend.
Owen Murphy
Why is Mr. President an anime man.
Logan Reyes
So yeah, this is what conservatives thought liberals would have done if they had been in power.
Logan King
There you have it, Bin Laden thinks that his greatest enemies are American right-wing pundits, who he listens to for some reason.
Zachary Collins
>SEE? SEE? WE TOLD YOU THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION Also, the author seems to have forgotten than Bin Laden and Hussein were ENEMIES.
Ryan Hughes
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Leo Phillips
>UN Secretary General JACQUES CHIRAC Seriously? I know that conservatives hated him, but this is absurd. Not as absurd as this Bin Laden thing though.
William Bell
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Joshua White
>Expecting someone who writes political hatefics to factcheck. user...
Luke Evans
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Lincoln Cruz
Behold! NANOMACHINES SON-enhanced Sean Hannity! Only he can save America from the UN and the islamofascists!
Julian Cruz
>Hate speech legislation Weird how Obama never got around to doing that
Christian Cruz
Yikes
Evan Sanders
This kind of idol worship is unhealthy. Especially since Hannity is probably the worst person on Fox. Not even in terms of saying the worst things, just as a person.
Asher Bennett
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Jacob Mitchell
Remember when Sean Hannity said he'd get waterboarded to prove how it's no big deal but then chickened out?
Thomas Lewis
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Ian Nelson
>So many cold dead hands Also, G. Gordon Liddy should be 90 years old at this point. Good thing he too has NANOMACHINES SON.
Chase Foster
>The best gun control was...by using two hands! What did he mean by this?
Carter Rivera
No Liddy, I'm pretty sure that's a gun.
Brayden Carter
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Charles Rivera
That "electronic crap" is what's keeping you young and healthy Liddy. Screw you.
Jaxon Ramirez
>F.O.I.L. This probably sounded cooler in the author's head.
Jayden Gomez
Why does Bin Laden want to nuke NYC if he's already gotten everything he wanted? He runs his own nation and America is his bitch. What does he gain out of it?
Sebastian Reyes
>The RIGHT heroes determined to make it happen Left heroes don't exist
Elijah Williams
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Jordan Thomas
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Nolan Morales
Colmes has revealed his true colors as an evil liberal. His image as a moderate punching bag for Hannity in our universe was just an act.
Jayden Gomez
Even without US support, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's no way that North Korea could stage a succesful invasion of the South, and I doubt other powers would stand for it.
Jonathan Cox
I don't get it, why is Al Gore sending more troops to South Korea if he doesn't care? Is it because he wants all US soldiers to die?
Christopher Moore
OH NO! THEY TOOK GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Justin Collins
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Carson Lopez
>Can democrats be patriots? >Of course not sweetie
Gabriel Garcia
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Levi Cruz
So,how many rights did we lose during the Obama administration?
Jacob Long
SEE? SEE? Conservatives totally aren't islamophobic, look muslim Hannity fans!
Camden Brown
Why would they send a suicide bomber instead of having someone just shoot Hannity?
Thomas Foster
Is anybody still reading?
Ayden Lewis
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Ayden Roberts
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Noah Kelly
RIP Limbaugh, no NANOMACHINES SON for you.
Nathan Parker
So, they send a suicide bomber against Hannity, but 2 guys with scimitars against Liddy?
David Hill
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Anthony Moore
>Can't let those filthy towelheads get their hands on a Harley!
Julian Wright
Reminder that G. Gordon Liddy is 76 years old here. And he has no NANOMACHINES SON enhancing him yet. He's pretty /fit/.
Josiah Perry
RIP O'Reilly and Ingraham. Remember kids, torture works!
Tyler Robinson
This is just disgusting. Fuck you Mike Mackey.
Luis Diaz
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Adam Kelly
>Department of Peace DAMN LIBRULS
Connor Hernandez
>America's most popular news program I'm assuming it's their only news program, because Colmes is boring as fuck.
Bentley Richardson
>President Chelsea Clinton >VP Michael Moore You can't make this shit up.
Also, could somebody please bump?
Brandon Parker
>I must admit I always wanted to do this I know this is meant to outrage us, but it's too ridiculous to take seriously.
Cameron Collins
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Luke Howard
I have sympathy for some pundits because you can tell there's at least some guilt about what they're doing. Even Limbaugh, of all people, has little tells where you can pick up that he's struggling to keep the outrage flowing. It's their job to be that way.
Sean's just a bad person.
Dylan Gutierrez
RIP Drudge
Lincoln Torres
Yeah, even Glenn Beck has proven more respectable than Hannity.
Jaxson Myers
Fahrenheit 9/11 was about how America deserved it and the terrorists were misunderstood good guys, right?
Samuel Phillips
>When the tax rate hit 90% You mean like it was before Reagan. Why would rich people go to England and Israel anyway? And how can there not be any rich people? That's impossible.
Dominic Ortiz
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Jonathan Hernandez
Well part of it's self-awareness.
Even Beck was aware he's at least a little crazy so he played it up for noteriety. Sean's weird in that he lacks the introspection of other big time pundits. He isn't CAPABLE of the kind of thought that would allow him to purposely craft a character and regretvwhat he says.
Evan King
Member when Hillary Clinton was a weak-ass liberal pansy? Neither do I.
Jaxon Young
>Distributing free condoms to elementary schoolers Is this seriously what conservatives think sex education is?
Logan Morales
>Your dad's dead Meh
>Fox News Bankrupt! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joseph Hall
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Henry Brooks
Yes father, I shall become a flag
Elijah Martin
WE CAN'T LET FREEDOM DIE!
Landon Martin
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Ryder Miller
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Logan Howard
Free healthcare? I thought this was supposed to be a dystopia?
Carson Powell
God damn liberals and their over reactionary scare comics.
Kayden Wilson
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Aiden Anderson
Turns out, both sides of the aisle are capable of producing terrible reactionary political comics.
Hudson Morgan
>30 years minimum sentence for posessing a handgun This is what the "Second ammendment folks" genuinely believe will happen.
Easton Nguyen
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Robert Thomas
Wait, why would liberals close down FEMA? What happened to their death camps?
Nicholas Walker
>Hillary closing all military bases Again, it's hilarious how conservatives were recently calling Hillary a warmongering hawk that's too mean to Putin. How times change.
Logan Baker
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Lucas Rivera
So, why are they recruiting right-wing pundits instead of real American heroes with actual training like soldiers, firefighters and militiamen?
William King
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Sebastian Scott
Well that happened
Kevin King
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Asher Reed
I probably should have storytimed this later in the day.
Jackson Rodriguez
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Daniel Bailey
DUN DUN DUN
And sadly, that's it. The comic had terrible sales and never got to complete its intended 8 -issue run. It's a pity really, it would have been hilarious to read I'm sure. Hope you enjoyed this storytime nonetheless.
John Carter
You can tell liberty and freedom is dead because this comic got cancelled, people couldn't handle the Truth
Andrew Bennett
No, it got cancelled because it sucked. And what "truths" did this comic tell?
James Baker
I have very few words.
Jackson Johnson
>autistic sheeple detected
Gabriel Sanchez
So you can't point to any "truths", got it.
Samuel King
You might actually be retarded of you assume someone making a post like that in a Liberality thread is serious
Adrian Russell
this is a super brand of stupid
Elijah Cruz
bumping because people need to see the stupid cartoonish world that conseratives/nationalists live in.
there is also a 9/11 comic that paints bush jr and cheney as heroes even though 9/11 was OBVIOUSLY an inside job. jet fuel can't melt steel beams and there is photo and video evidence of molten metal pouring out the twin towers, plus wtc 7, plus no wing damage on the pentagon. i guarantee you that the people who post a video of a redneck hammering a small iron pin have no idea that they're paste eaters in a state of cognitive dissonance
