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Bit late to the party mate

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Every day we stray further from God's light

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I thought Ewan had open marriage?

literally a younger, taller clone of his wife

Riley should cut off his balls and flush em down the fucking toilet

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>the shitposters were right

How many mew fags have deleted their folder?

Tbh Riley won. Mew looks like some 40yo librarian. Riley can get buff and get 20yo tail.

Bitches and whores

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>not only divorced her teenage sweetheart but broke up a 22 year long marriage

I remember a time when the MEW posts were out of control. I'm so glad she's dead to Sup Forums now.

If anything, MEW is more desireable than ever since it shows she's down to fuck.

>implying it'll be me

He already knows in this photo. Honestly, I get the impression she was a bitch to be married to. Probably she broke up with him more because she didn't want to star in his next shitty indie film more than because of Ewan.

Where do you live that 40 year old librarians look like that? Cause i want to fuck em

BUT
AT
WHAT
COST?

Based Ewan
Riley on suicide watch

>that obvious case of hairplugs

What a whore

I want to smell MEW's bowling shoes and butthole :3

Riley had her in her youth, and now he might become a successful director, his first "big" movie is coming up. He'll find some younger woman I guess.

>mew is not only a whore that sends nudes but a homewrecker too
Will MEWfags ever recover?

God I love Limmy.

i want her to beat me to death with that bowling ball

>Sup Forums meme magic was right again
Sorry we memed this into existence, Riley. I guess it's just payback for all those children you beat up.

Dat poetry.

Can someone start spamming Hayley Atwell pics like in the Ewan thread from last night? Because that was enjoyable. I'm over this cheap whore MEW.

She looks like she's been crying

Oh shit mew is so a cutie

>loving your wife so much that you seek a younger version of her so you can keep loving forever

Based Ewan. He a good guy.

Riley, pls. It's been months.

>implying she has a soul

>Riley had her in her youth, and now he might become a successful director, his first "big" movie is coming up. He'll find some younger woman I guess.
>Riley's next flick is a mainstream comedy with Jesse Eisenberg and Imagen Poots
>he's probably fucking Poots who looks better than MEW
>he'll probably pull a James Gunn and direct multi-billion capeshit for Disney next
>MEW will end up Jenna

She looks nothing like MEW.

At least someone's tapping that good ass

superb body, fucking a

Rooting for Riley rooting Poots.
I'll admit, its an unusual feel.

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BLACKED

>I am e one
What did he mean by that? Is fargo an spinnof of TDK ?

>manages to work with Ewan TWICE and not be a homewrecker unlike that filthy brown-eyed, glass-eyed slut
gg Hayley, so pure

Good, Pootsey > MEW anyway

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FUCK! I thought his wife was kissing Mary Elizabeth instead.

this riley will swim in indy actress teenage pussy for the next 30 years

this will be mew future:
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major upgrade for ewan

Are Riley's movies good? Legit question.

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goddamn everytime I see this picture I just feel so bad for this guy. like he looks like he has absolutely no idea, no idea how absolutely repulsive to women he is.
he probably thinks I'm good looking and a snazzy dresser, that should do it right?
no, just no. he's too safe, obviously one of those "nice guy" faggots you see femgarbage bitch and moan about.

A dildo in Thatchers dead arse

He could do better though, I imagine he'll get bored of this cunt and move on to younger purer pastures

This is why premarital sex is a mistake.

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Lord almighty.

>Rooting for Riley rooting Poots.
I am happy that Imogen got RICED by Cary Fukunaga when she was a hot 21 year old and not the old 30 yr old as she is now.

that's a woman you're talking about there

>mfw didn't know fargo has a season 3 and it actually already ended

wow, im really out of touch since i stop browsing Sup Forums as often

worth watching?

We need sexbots and soon. Women are such disloyal fucking garbage

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>DIRECT your wife to have sex scene with another man
>allow wife to act out sex scenes with another successful man in outside of your control
put this on himself 2bh

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damn ewans got that JUST look in his eyes

Riley is good looking bloke who fell for the hipster meme. MEW was probably sabotaging him, women do shit like this sometimes (I can't explain to you why, they just do). He needs new clothes, a shave and a haircut.

Looks like he had the high ground all along.

>I am happy that Imogen got RICED by Cary Fukunaga when she was a hot 21
why

Stay out of this, /r/hapa, this is a Riley board now

>no socks and shoes
riley deserved it desu

Almost as good as season 2

>pretending she still looks like this

>Riley can get buff and get 20yo tail.
He's actually in crazy fucking good shape. Ripped

Riley saw it coming

Ewan doesn't deserve those 10/10 titties

STICC

>Riley shaves
>actually has a Chad jawline
>but still has the numale hipster mindset of having to describe how he used a safety razor
He can be saved... but he's trying really hard not to be.

oh damn he doesn't look half bad here
but yeah need to drop that whole shtick, like why even mention the safety razor here

looks great without the beard and glasses

Aye yer startin ta sound like wanna them

Looks > Mindset
Women are more shallow than you give them credit for, kiddo

>be chad
>get 10/10 bodied woman at her prime
>become a hipster
>she discovers her sexuality and ditches you
some men don't value the gifts they're given.

because its kafkaesque

He still has the broken thousand yard stare in those big eyes

AH REMEMBER MOHR THAN ANY CUNT

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MEW probably irrationally hates Hayley. Her karma is that she has to live her life in fear of Ewan cheating on her with his other hot co-stars, just like he cheated on his wife with her in the first place.

I think it's a millennial thing. A lot of millennial men are just way too fucking retarded for their own good.
Probably because they were sheltered by overprotective boomer parents.

>his instagram story

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDFHGFY GFAHG DFA GVH5VES TF

literally average as fuck. This girl is no greater than a 7/10 i dont know why you guys obsess over her.

why are American women constantly getting SCOTTED?

kek

the broken mind can't be fixed that easily user

I'm just now starting to watch Faults, and it seems like a good movie

>This is the end of you my marriage

I wonder how many tabloid writers come here for story ideas

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I want to root so much for this guy, but he seems such an insufferable cunt from his instagram

Fucking hell, that's just salt on the wound

>heard you were talking shit about me Sup Forums

>dude gets its heart broken after 20 years
>dude later gets cucked outta mew memories
>instantly becomes a chad
wtf i love getting cucked now

that was their break-up announcement photo

fuck this guy really needs to find a way to turn it around. starting to feel bad for him

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