JSA Storytime: Majestic

Good evening owls,

More time with Madge

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whatcha drinking tonight OP?

whoops!

gonna go make a cake vodka/elderflower fizz in a bit

Have a bloody waifu preview, OP.

And a Thelemic rap from Alan Moore:

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That sounds fucking delicious. I've been out for a few nights, saw I missed you all talking about boobs and balls.

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I HATE POLITICS

Don't worry. Politics hates you now, too.

I need many fucking drinks

yeah, you know how we get

I'll try to keep it down, but that speech was fucking creepy

at least climate change will kill us all eventually so the future will never have to experience politics

that sounds delicious

all I have is a bottle of wine, not quite heavy duty enough but it'll have to do

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Memes

enjoy a nazi getting sucker punched

gosh that was beautiful

>I'll try to keep it down, but that speech was fucking creepy
Bane?

Hello, Storyteller.

So, I'd just like to call attention to that thread bitching about Maria Hill's planetary shield. Apparently, a lot of people are in agreement with her because humans are retards. An planetary force field is an outrageously terrible idea, since it, y'know, blocks solar radiation, thus destroying plant life and wreaking havoc on global climate. Fuck, even Highlander 2: The Quickening, one of the most infamously terrible movies ever, knew this. Goddamn, people.

It's okay, Rick Perry is on the case

well, and the implications of patriotism and loyalty

I feel kind of weird in that after his hearing, Perry isn't one of the ones who really worries me. He was actually really good about renewables here in TX.

>Bane?
youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

>y'know, blocks solar radiation, thus destroying plant life and wreaking havoc on global climate

Unless you're going for hard scifi that's a problem you could solve with a handwave. I mean Star Wars has planetary shields

There was actually a fucking article

newrepublic.com/minutes/140015/donald-trumps-inauguration-speech-echoes-not-washington-lincoln-bane-dark-knight-rises

that movie is so fucking bad

it does, however, open at a performance of Götterdämmerung

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGMENT CALL

look how happy he looks about his weapons

Sick lightsaber, bro.

Star Wars also has ball droids, anthropomorphic personifications of magic, and the Dark Saber. Star Wars is fucking stupid.

Hey it's 3.0 time

dat (invisible) ass

>Star Wars is fucking stupid.

So are superhero comics, your point?

I did not see that coming

time.com/4639911/ta-nehisi-coates-is-expanding-the-black-panther-universe-with-the-crew/

also, it's all J. Scott Campbell's fault, really

How does no one notice his floating face?

it happens right as he's talking about Pepe and memes, as the icing on the delicious punching cake

~nothing at all, nothing at all~

I wanna see more TNC Storm so i'm down for this

My point is that you shouldn't double down on something stupid by excusing it with something stupid. Because that's fucking stupid.

always a classic

stupid sexy Madge

Split is probably the only time I'd use capekino unironically.

Madge is SO INTO this ninja shit. I bet he loves finding excuses to do this.

This makes me want to see him and Bats.

If realism is never the point why nitpick? If the rules of the fiction say " it works" then it works

is there really a buying public for three BP books?

come on, Ellis, give us some of this stuff too

>is there really a buying public for three BP books?
I'm sure they'll move some units once trades are on the shelves and the movie is out

oh god I've been avoiding spoilers and that one that isn't a real spoiler has me so confused.

I can't imagine World of Wakanda is selling great.

callback to Claremont WildC.A.T.S.

man, that was a non-stop conga line of his fetishes

Just watch it.
It's a cheesy, low key, thriller accentuated by excellent performance.

In other words, prime M. Night.

oh I'm excited. I'm just hyper vigilant about spoilers bc it's M Night.

Still mad that Tales of the Crypt reboot hit bumpy road, it's so perfect for him!

this comic just got 1000X better

WoW strikes me as mini-bait, yes

Unfortunately, it feels like Marvel is at the point where the company rep is dragging down even the deserving

GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER

>Unfortunately, it feels like Marvel is at the point where the company rep is dragging down even the deserving
This is Marvel's Convergence/DCYou low point, what are the odds on Marvel Reborn in 2018

I knew the spoilers, but it doesn't really hinder the enjoyment of the film.
The "reveal" in itself isn't one that changes the movie or such...just adds to it.

After seeing this movie I think that he'd actually do well on the Tales of the Crypt show now.

Because you're her father figure, dude.

No, it's a pun. I did NOT SEE that coming.

The X-line feels like they gestured in that direction, but I don't know if that's enough to move the needle

bless the scripting and art for this gratuitous changing scene

Him and Tales is such a perfect match of creator and IP. it's insane to

i feel like a relaunch isn't the move tho, part of the reason people are so mad is the constant number 1s.

...yesssss, goood

Also they kind of already took that line recently and then announced a bunch of unexciting books, so.

>It's magic, we don't have to explain it.
Sometimes I wonder why anyone bothers worrying about being a good writer. Clearly you don't need to put any effort into it, cause the idea of having standards is an archaic concept.

I do think Split shows he's become a lot more self-aware. It just felt like it was running on enthusiasm, except for the harrowing scenes.

Tales...would need that, yes.

>The X-line feels like they gestured in that direction, but I don't know if that's enough to move the needle
X-fans are battered housewives that will read any garbage with an X-men logo on it, they seem mostly excited by the fact that there's still multiple X-men titles upcoming and that Marvel hasn't really buried them yet

THEIR VOICES CAN'T BE HEARD AT ALL

>so many thousands of pouches

what's missing so far is the apology aspect of it, which the X-stuff kind of gestured towards, but the other lines have resolutely not.

Oh, a WildStorm preview came out?

> Cullen Bunn's exciting announcement was a new horror comic at Image
I'm glad it wasn't an X book

that cover is pretty cool, gonna check that Image book out

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The only total stinker in the X-Line is Gold which'll sell as the flagship. Blue and Jean Grey are continuing stuff that's working for them and Iceman and Gen X are new teams.

oh they won't apologize and they shouldn't

I saw someone suggest that was a Pepe mask, and I can't stop giggling.

Bunn's creator-owned horror is miles above his Big Two

>assault people who literally aren't doing anything
>"but they deserved it because they disagreed"

Man killing fat chicks and scrawny nerds is going to be great

>but the other lines have resolutely not.
Considering this is Marvel I wouldn't be surprised if they just dig their heels in harder and then act like AVENGERS REBORN REASSEMBLED was the plan all along

I can't caption this, but you know what it is

Bunn must be writing a fuckload of comics at this point. But yeah stuff like Harrow Country is way superior to anything he's done for Marvel.

Bunn's currently getting hammered

twitter.com/cullenbunn/status/822610422947872769

Ms Foulmouth has seen better days

his magneto has some good horror too. not like horror but like "damn that is fucked up violence mags"

i dunno, that book was much better than i expected

Nothing wrong with punching Nazis

LOL

Oh god, that's the shit you regret the next day

>speech was creepy
>bane

Oh what's the matter, rich white kid scared you're about to get fucked?

I know, I'm loving Harrow County and I'm excited for this

It's about regression hypnotherapy and apparently Bunn's dad was a hypnotist and growing up he saw a lot of regressions

Still really interested to see which of the minutiae of Hopeless' life will provide the inspiration for his Jean story.

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>wahhh punching nazis is wrong you're a bunch of hypocrites

it really is, although I did like his Sinestro for the most part

Turns out he's been steady for like 8 hours
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>attack people for disagreeing with you
>"wow why do these rednecks have guns to shoot us"

How stupid and/or entitled are you?

I'm only into it because his Jean in Season One is the only time I've ever cared about her.

I'm not saying attack people who disagree with me. I'm saying attack Nazis.

>be you
>post about politics in Sup Forums
>get assblasted when people wish for your death

Go back to fucking tumblr, this isn't your /leftypol/ hugbox and I'm going to keep shitting on you if you keep posting about politics.

pregnant with twins

>I have a legal right to physically attack people who disagree with me

And then you got shot

Stupid question: few months ago I posted a link to Mark Waid's hyper autistic chronology of Earth-B, but I seriously cannot find it anymore. Does anyone have it saved?

>not filtering political keywords on Sup Forums and Twitter
ishygddt

Not people who disagree with me.

Just Nazis.

Just like in Death Wish ;^)

It didn't look like he shot that guy who punched him, did he forget his concealed carry at home that day?

Nobody said it was legal, it was just a good thing that happened.

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>I'm an ape who thinks I can go above the law because I feel morally justified

You are a monkey

"Comments on a Finite Number of Earths"?

Aw, he's not in the "it won't suck itself" pose now...

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POLITICS PLEASE GO

I agree with you, but this isn't the board for that

Hey fuck you, man, I no longer buy any of that shit since AvX.

Except for the Spurrier books