*riiiiiiiing*

*riiiiiiiing*

ultimate power

Hello?

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We ain't got a phone!

Ja hallo Rolph son of the shepherd is speaking

Really, Eddy? Another knick-knack for that already-overstimulated room of yours?

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*String on you chair is launched in your anus

Hello?

>picks up phone
Caller:This is a robbery
>dramatic music plays
>hang up on caller

*ring* *ring*

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The coolest phone imaginable AND a lava lamp, Eddy has swag

is this the Krusty Krab?

moe's tavern. moe speaking

No, this is a shoe. How did you manage to call me?

Yabba-dabba-doo! I like talking to you!

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I'm looking for Mr. Napes, name Jack.

hi, are you planning to attack earth today?

Through The Force you faggot.