The Babysitter

Well, this was fucking awful.

I want to stick my dick into the bullet hole in her breast and fuck it.

Spoken like a true unsub

Don't ever call me that again.

Traps are looking more and more like women, but they're still not quite there yet.

I think using the word "cringe" to describe something is fucking stupid but that's the best word for this movie.
>it's cringe

It wasn't that bad u fucks.

t.netflix

Torture any puppies or kittens lately?

i'm curious what movies do you like?

unsub (You)

what're you gonna do now?

judah lewis a cute. A CUTE.

Yeah it was awful, the mom was qt though

i want the movie to show judah lewis and robbie amell do ... stuff

Hailee Stanfield needs to let her hair grow out again

You want me to list off my top 5 movies or something?

The acting was awful, as was the plot and writing. And the ending has to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a movie.

>Oh, my parents have come home early and see our house completely destroyed with our neighbor's car in the kitchen? Who cares, I'm just going to say a quip and walk away from them for some reason even though I've just been through and extremely traumatic experience and have not only witnessed the murder of innocent people, but have also murdered 5 teenagers.

...

good to see napoleon dynamite girl gettin some work

>my top 5 movies

yes

Fucking vile.

>Oh, my parents have come home early and see our house completely destroyed with our neighbor's car in the kitchen? Who cares, I'm just going to say a quip and walk away from them for some reason even though I've just been through and extremely traumatic experience and have not only witnessed the murder of innocent people, but have also murdered 5 teenagers.

That's what triggers you? You should stick to watching documentaries, you redneck virgin.

you know what they say about thorns, avoid them at all cost

>Lawrence of Arabia
>Seven Samurai
>Amadeus
>La Haine
>Doctor Zhivago

You're retarded, kill yourself.

You wouldn't think the uncanny valley applies to humans but here we are

keep crying

Are you fucking gay or something?

>netflix original horror movie starring bella thorne
why would you expect anything other than a turd?

Bitch looks like a man, closet homo.

Why does he have his shirt off?

I understand now why you don't like this movie. You were born in the 50's and, of course, modern cinema stupefies you.

damn i need to twist a slip with that bitch and on a roodie doo skadoo about it to.

i had a lot of fun with it

because he needs to be shirtless to do ... stuff

Are you into plastic dolls addicted to coke or something?

Why did young Patrick Bateman suddenly decide to give the main character a life lesson?

Is that a trick question?

Seriously, user, if that is what triggers you, I really think there's something wrong with you emotionally or mentally or, most likely, both emotionally and mentally.

Dude, I'm so unfunny in this movie.

then go back to using the word awkward
or increase your vocabulary maybe, your options are limitless

Lmao dude, me too. Remember how we completely ruin the mood and tension of the scene with a bad joke?

Poor Bella, it must be hard knowing you peaked before you hit puberty

There is literally no character scenes in this movie. Everything is a set up for something else. Even him being afraid of the shot. That is weirdly pedantic filmmaking.

Objectively a 6/10 at best, but I had a 8/10 time watching it with pizzas and beer with my friend

Did you know that the cunny in this movie is only 15 years old?

The Queen scene is the only thing that stands out in the movie.

Spoken like a true virgin. During my chad years, I went through a phase where i only fucked girls who would do coke with me. You havent lived until you have a girl do coke off your boner, then shove it in her ass tbhfam

is this flick even worth a fap?

It was a fun movie. Had some really cool shots too. Almost kid-kino

Please post her hairy legs, thanks!

Im disgusted.

I want her more now.

It wasn't awful..it was just...bad.

Biggest sin: They but Bella in the least sexy cheerleader outfit. The Lesbian kiss wasn't as hot as Jennifer's Body either. It wasn't well shot, but it was still breddy gud.

Two things I learned;

1. Samara Weaving is really fucking good. I thought she woudl be decent after seeing her show up in American stuff, but she was really hot, funny, charismatic etc.

2. Bella cannot fucking act. At all. She's awful.

worth a chuckle

When the two kids kiss on the bathroom.

>Ywn experience teenage love ever again

Best part was Bella doing the SPH two finger shuffle.

Damn, traps look like THAT?!

You're surprised?

anyone can wemb the kissing scene while removing the kid

youre wrong.

it was comfy as fuck.

funny, surprising, violent, cheesy.

everything i wanted it to be