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It's /disco/ thanks

it's /aids/ and you should know it by now

Why is it so bad

This leak from the last STD ep may show that the creators are using mirrors to travel to the mirror universe like in the old series.

STOP CALLING IT THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT TURD! IT IS /DISCO/!!!!

This show is garbage, and the MC is a tranny. Fuck you retards.

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Mirror universe isn't actually a mirror of that universe. The name comes from the episode "Mirror, Mirror" because someone thought they were being cute with naming and homage. If the shit writing STD actually think it involves actual mirrors, that are fucktards. Though, judging from everything else, it is obvious they are fucktards.

Why make a second thread when another one is up currently?

aw crap I didnt even see that one. Tried searching T_T

Humble apologies, plz feel free to use this one when that reaches limit.

Maybe the best episode.

>Vulcans do not live in moldy caves

It's ok, Star Trek Discovery is a big success. And for big success, we need big space in Sup Forums

Her name is Michael

I don't know why people shit on this show here.

I've watched every episode and I'm enjoying it so far. The pilot was shit...but isn't every pilot?

she looks like harley dean desu

no?

>TNG's pilot = Shit
>DS9's pilot = Shit
>VOY pilot = Shit
>ENT pilot = Liquid Shit

>there are only 5 shows in existence

That's what I'm getting at. Almost every Star Trek Series in existence starts out shaky and shitty.

Disco will find its stride soon. And if it doesn't...CBS will mothball Star Trek again because the audience now is cafe latte sodden millennial faggots that want everything hot and fast.

>that episode the shuttle pilot nonchalantly walked out while going warp to clean up some shit "or they'd die"
what the FUCK was that

They weren't at warp. They were flying through a nebula.

>better get out there or we die
>goes outside
>flies off into the distance
laughed out loudly

Through Species GS54

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Yeah that. The point is they weren't at warp.

I wish vulcans were more like space elves

I'm enjoying it but I just find Michael really unlikable and not interesting. I like most of the other characters though.

watch some harley dean porn, you will like her in no time

Yeah same here. Lorca is best bae.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SECOND SEASON

>They weren't at warp.
oh really? looked like that warp effect they use now
couldn't stop the craft either?
looked really stupid

so this is a prequel to the original series?
then what happened to spore drive?

Yeah I know I had to go back and look to make sure I wasn't making a dumbass out of myself.

Yeah the shuttle wasn't at warp because of the bugs outside of it. They were draining electrical power and that's why she went outside to clean them off.

Then for some inexplicable reason she flies the fuck off into space like a cartoon.

>she flies the fuck off into space like a cartoon
happens all the time
actually I am impressed that this has a more serious tone than the rest of the st shows

but of course she won't
lmao

The show would be alright if I didn't have to see that ugly red head. Who cast her?

Fuck that. She's hot. I would drop a rope across her lips.

warts and all?

Can't see the warts when they're covered in jizz my dude.

bug infestation?

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Andorians

Saw it coming a mile off. I thought he might at least put a bomb on the shuttle to give the show some drama.

i liked the security chief before she an hiroed

Yeah absolutely. I thought he'd bully the crew into transwarping to the negotiations and bomb them from orbit, under the guise of killing two Klingon leaders.

Disco is dead. Long live STD

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Don't try to use your head with STD.

Is he a fucking andriod, why does he move his head like that?

So will this shitshow ever get good or can I safely drop it now?

Please call it DISCO. Its official canon now.

And you can make cool thread with /DISCO/very

>having a boost of energy after being motivated
>subtle jazz playing in the background
>lorca pulling a gun after being started in his sleep
>wearing "DISCO" writer-meme inserts
this was schlock even in the 90s

Drop it.

Drop it and maybe catch up in a couple of seasons time if it manages to find its feet.

>wearing "DISCO" writer-meme inserts

I think you mean high quality merchandise! Don't you want to boldly go where no MAN has gone before in the official DISCO shirt?

Join the crew today.

Reminder that Reddit loves STD

reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/787q5z/star_trek_discovery_renewed_for_season_2_on_cbs/

Wow. Someone else likes something.

Guess it's time for Sup Forums to hate it.

Yeah, after they banned all the discussion about how shit it is.

reddit "likes" everything there is a subreddit for

it's because any "negativity" and controversy gets buried under downvotes

>merchandise
I hate shit like this. It's literally the only reason those shirts exist.

>nope
can CBS ever settle on their shill techniques

I just went to their television subreddit and they're shitting on it.

>unlikeable charm of the cast

literally hilter

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>renewed for season 2

They're really trying so hard to get people to unironically accept this.

The Klingons are big guys.

>$7millionperepisode.jpg

Will it make past 3rd season?
None of Fuller's show made it that far except for Hannibal

When is best girl getting more screen time?

Once they realize that no one likes this turd and they desperately try to save it.

>I thought tonight's episode had a great subtle use of social commentary.

>The head of the Academy rejecting Burnham tells Sarek that human integration is a laudable goal, but that it has to slow down. He's okay with one of either Spock or Burnham but not both. I think this is an interesting critique of how moderates in political debates position themselves amid social change. The head of the academy isn't really a bad guy. But for Burnham and Sarek, it feels painfully arbitrary. It reminds me of folks in the civil rights era and then gay rights struggle who were kind of sympathetic to the left, but would say things like 'society just isn't ready' and 'we need to give people more time to adjust'. It's a politically easy position to take, but it overlooks the harm being done to real people in the here and now.

>This is the kind of subtle social critique that Star Trek does best. Good job DSC

this was the least bad episode so far.
nothing spectacular,just correct.

>ENT pilot = Liquid Shit
ENT pilot is the only one that you can watch without being bored after 5 minutes.

You know that the professional bloggers will say some shit like that to defend their "fucking" show.

>tfw the new warp effect looks like they're going really fast inside a nebula with the saturated colors and flashes

Ah the old Seven of Nine maneuver

So is the new guy actually a Klingon or not?

He's right about them talking to each other in speeches. It's annoying me as well.

Redditor here.

Could you guys use your hacking skills to find out if r\startrek is full of network shills or is it actually just fans that think that STD is the second coming of Valen.

>wearing "DISCO" writer-meme inserts
It was ridiculous. Have you seen the shoes? They slapped a bunch of shiny delta pattern on the sides.

>Andorian
I seriously hope that it's not Jeffrey Combs.
Also what the hell is that helmet? It's not practical at all, it would be a nightmare for an andorian.

That is actually the only good part of this show. The one awesome scene

I like the noises she makes

They aren't even wearing their phaser-proof vest.

Like I said in the previous thread, they will shill STD as "the thinking man's Trek", because these people have never watched a single episode of Star Trek.

>I seriously hope that it's not Jeffrey Combs.
It's Harry Mudd in disguise

He's a gay character.

This show has absolutely NOTHING to do with star trek anymore.

He is the only season I'm watching it still

dude spock lmao
klingons!
LENS FLARE

he's been replaced

Kek

Pol was right. (((They))) are making moves

LOGIC EXTREMISTS ????
FFS, who the FUCK WROTE THIS BULLSHIT???
THIS IS GARBAGE!!!!!

it's like the showrunners are in a power struggle where you have one person trying to make a serious sci-fi and the other is trying to make a campy sci-fi

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they didn't even read the lore

At least laughing at how shitty star trek is is finally back to star trek

it's just like tos

"Her scores are better than any vulcan."
OMFG

I gave it the four episode rule and never stopped being fucking irritated by every single character. I'm already angry enough all the time as it is, I don't need to be angrier.

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post more airiam

It's so stupid..

they're so extremely logical they'll use suicide bombers that can't even kill their target in a shitty little shuttle

>You think that's air you are breathing?

inb4 Michael starts seeing the dreamworld in 'logic symbols' and becoming the One of the dreamworld... like Alice.

Make it stop, please someone make the shittyness stop. I just want to watch a well written and interesting Star Trek show, is that so beyond CBS?