ÁLAN

ÁLAN...

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Honestly...

What were they thinking with this scene?

In all honesty, what were they thinking with this movie?

Jurassic Park 3 is like a made for TV movie. I remember being shocked at the fact it's meant to take place in Site B, when Site B in Lost World looked completely different.

Definitely the stupidest scene in a very silly movie.

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honestly this scared the fuck out of me when I first saw it but unfortunately it was the only really scary part of the film

ALEJANDRO

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John

WATCH IT, ALAN

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That scene was really was a change of tone after the first guy got eaten.

Me on the left.

Shit, I'd fuck a cute dinosaur girl

This looks like a thread derailer. I'm not even sure this thread started out on the rails though.

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Easy, cowboy.

>HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY PARK LOL

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What scene was worse? This one or the one from 2 where the black adopted girl gymnastics on rusty pipes and kicks dinosaur's butts all day!

and here i thought i wasn't going to wank today

3>>3 is better than 2. This isn't debatable.

It's a funny dream sequence that makes you giggle but also highlights how terrified and obsessed with dinosaurs he is even though it's been 10 years. Nothing wrong with it.

why did alan dream about raptors with hair?

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Kek

because he was progressive

like chili and sea bass, this too is a daring synthesis

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that's a huge benis