He roots for the prey during a documentary

>he roots for the prey during a documentary

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>he realizes rooting for the prey reflects on his own place in this world
>he wishes to change
>he cannot

>I only root for the predator

>feels sad when they get eaten
>blames cruelty of the world on nature

>these stupid fucking zebras that get repeatedly rekt by crocodiles
Just, like, drink your water somewhere else you dumb shits

Rekt

>older than 13< watches nature documentaries >younger than 63

I root animals according to how shamefully they act. A fish that subsists on mud is inherently shameful and should be shunned. Any bird that rejects flight is shameful. As is any animal with an overspecialised niche or absurd food requirements like the giant panda.

It's not about predator/prey but how much I would hate them if they were people.

How do you feel about pigeons?

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I root for the prey when they deserve it.

>be zebra
>start buying bottled water at Walmart to avoid crocodiles
>get shot

>not rooting for the scavengers who come in after the predators done all the work

Wagecucks

>A fish that subsists on mud is inherently shameful
What level of morality is this? To make such a bizarre statement is pathetic.

>we should not interact, let nature take its course

That is a disgrace, ticks all the boxes for utterly shameful. Something about the greed and lack of self-preservation makes it.

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because you love to project

>ride of the Rohirrim starts playing

>watching videos of gorillas fighting at a zoo
>white women are shrieking and crying for someone to tranq them

The purest kind of morality to apply to animals when you're watching a nature documentary; a shallow, subjective take based entirely on aesthetics. Seems like it'd be more pathetic to actually try and apply a legitimate school of ethics to animals.

>he roots for an animal in nature docs
>he doesn't just want to see a fucking animal get btfo
>especially when an apex predator gets btfo somehow

Faggots

>yfw you are the prey of the bankers

The best is when the prey overcomes the food chain and btfos the predator

who do you root for in this webm?

>he watches faggy documentaries about animals

Clearly the mollusc. Staying still and pretending you cannot be found is shameful behaviour. Fucking sick killing blow too; what is that? A conefish?

But I mean, to apply any kind is retarded, it's literally projection. The natural world is the way it is, and statements of morality concern how we as rational being interact with it, not how it carries on of itself.

>Prey gets rekt by a tree while trying to escape

lol shut up morals are objective. It's what raises our intellects and wellbeing the highest.

>shameful behaviour
>when shame is purely a social construct that most animals cannot even experience
>when it clearly does try to flee in the end
Imagine projecting this hard onto animals.

I only get mad when they SEE THE FUCKING "LOG" FLOATING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM

I love that

my ex who is now vegan cannot watch nature docs because she feels too bad when the prey gets eaten, but she also knows when the prey gets away the pred starves and she also feels sad.

it's not a grinder, just a funnel, they fall out the other side and fly back in for fun

So I should be some meek aggregater of facts and a passive spectator when I watch this television rather than add my own my own biases and narrative for fun.
Nah mate, pretty happy with rooting for my favourites and telling myself stories about why the animals behave as they do. Why is projecting human sentiments onto animals so reprehensible to you?

this webm disturbs me

>I'll go in a bear cage that would be so funny haha
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT ATE HALF MY FACE, NOW I'LL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE MENTAL ASYLUM PRETENDING I'M THE ELEPHANT MAN

>NOW I'LL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE MENTAL ASYLUM PRETENDING I'M THE ELEPHANT MAN
hahahah what? is this really what happened? link to the story?

>ATE HALF MY FACE
He was its trainer, and got bit in the jaguar and bled out to death. It's on wikipedia.

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fucking disgusting. fuck fish
I'm more of a bird man

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>this is what the kangaroo would have done to that doggo if the man didnt save him, he woulda choked him out.

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>snapping turtle vs mice.webm

a moo-moo-moo

HOW DO THEY GET SO MANY HD CLOSE UPS OF ANIMALS

>closes his eyes as the sweet clawed embrace of death overwhelms him

theres this wild invention called cameras and lenses m8

Watching that zebra pathetically nip at its own entrails in some frantic animalistic rejection of death is the most uncomfortable thing I've seen.

Based.

fukken gnarly

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Damn, they hunt crocs? Based kitties

>Not watching unbiasedly simply to observe meaningless replications of replications trying their best to replicate on a planet in the universe

goddamn underwater nature is fucking terrifying

>dragging the crocodile off into the water
Poetic justice

>prey gets caught because it tripped/stumbled
these are the saddest ones

lmao thats a caiman ie an alligator

try that on a real croc and it will tear that little pussy apart

PEPE NO

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It looks brutal until you realize insects are pretty much just little robots with no emotions or pain.

All my DUDE WEED normie friends love nature docs.

>jurassic park

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say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

clever snek, the tail must get swore from getting pecked at all day though

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all living creatures are pray as everything is eaten by something .

mai waifu remains pure

It's always Asians

moths are dumb and fat

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OG bait ma man

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the agonizing torment and gasping for air makes them taste better

Prey doesn't mean food and predator doesn't mean eater.

how's it different to binging on netflix like the rest of the normiesphere does

>bird falls for trap
>gets bit
>manages to escape
>comes back for more

eagle did nothing wrong

Beasts

dumb stinky powdery moth nerd

the sea fuckers had it coming

polar bears??

what dumb retards, everyone knows seals are pedophiles
should have let her so close to the water

santa

What an idiot

What a fucking idiot

Did its predator instincts kick in because it saw her try to get up and leave?

>got bit in the jaguar

think it was just playing rough but i'm no expert
if it wanted her dead it would have dragged her further below

>predator instincts
that's one way of putting it

p-p-p-pantsu

documenting apes>documenting jungle wildlife>documenting amazonian wildlife>documenting insects>documenting coral marine wildlife>documenting deep-sea wildlife

>documenting apes
you should check out louis theroux's latest

Depends on the animal.

I root for lions against whatever. But with snakes I root for their pray because of the thrill of escaping.

fuck nature mang

>hundreds of turtles dying
>the guy recording it doesn't do anything to stop their onslaught against cars because turtles are too retarded to understand the light of a car is not the moon

why is he sucking his dick?

it wanted dat thicc frogg dicc