NO ONE IS SAFE

NO ONE IS SAFE

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/ourguy/ btfo-ing roasties right and left

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>insults someone
>ZOMG SEXUAL ASSAULT
It's all so tiresome.

Can they prove that they aren't?

Not familiar with the guy but is that a hairpiece?

>Reading comprehension

>american education

whut happen

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EHHHHHH

WHAT'S UP? DOC?

I feel like a moron but for some reason I don't know what "w****s" means. Is he calling them wenches?

W****s? Whites? What the fuck 'bad word' starts with W? Wattos.
I can't figure it out. wunts. Nope, not four.

they took him

Whores, son.

Well I'm sorry to hear that

well im sorry to hear that

well im sorry to hear that

Wench's

Now that i look closely they missed some a star replacement in 'cocksuckers' so its probably wenches
Didn't know we were in a fucking disney pirates fantasyland where that word was ever taken seriously as offensive.
oh fuck lol. im bout to get my birthday snatched

I'm pretty sure Seagal is safe
I mean, you can't really destroy his career, can you now

Christ, baldlets are disgusting.

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We can't say whores now? Shit's getting ridiculous.

Lol Like he's going to give a fuck about this. He is swimming in Slavic pussy in Russia.

kino

I said worse things yesterday.

>Steven Segal uses bad words
Oh the horror someone stop the mad man think of the children this is as good as rape my god Steven just stop for the love of god

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Bugs....dude...

w****s?

This, plus Seagal's reputation for being a piece of shit is widely known and goes back decades. At this point he is just a literally who molesting girls in Slav countries.

took me 30 seconds to realize that w****s is supposed to mean whores

why is anyone still paying attention to stupid shit like this or when pictures of undressed celebrities leak

>Segal says dumb shit
>EXPLOSIVE NEWS

ahahaha nah

Yes i dont understand either?
What the fuck does it mean?

Well i'm sorry to hear that.

oh whores
now i feel dumb

Wusses.

I see nothing wrong with this.

dirty whales?

wimps

HORE
WHORES

jesus fucking wenches, really?

OURGUY. HE WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI.

W***n

nice cunny

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Every time

W*************************S!

this is edited right?

Saved.

was that the front kick he tought Anderson Silva?

no, 15 stunt actors were killed just filming this scene

sure

by the movies cutter

>when you lose your job

does he just pull carrots out of the ground when he's hungry?

>is there candy or chocolate there?
>>it's...possible
>[smiling intensifies]
I fucking love this guy

i came to this thread just for this webm

Sounds like that reporter is madabuddafiddybux

Post the EASY one please

fiddybuhg

ignore the shills, keep going

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>calling females "cocksuckers"

How is this wrong?

Weinstein did nothing wrong

Jesus man. Not only do we live in an age where everything has to be politically correct and white men are the root of all evil but now you can't even say something insulting?

>DON'T YOU DARE INSULT WOMEN OR WE'LL PUT YOU BLAST TO MILLIONS OF NOMRIES
>Meanwhile, the majority of rap songs are about women being bitches or whores used for sex

someone better post the big titty blonde that pops out of the cake i swear to god

Weinstein is a fat creep but I don't get why none of the women are getting any hate. Did he actually hold any of them down against their will and rape them? Or did they like typical females fuck someone they had no attraction to for their career/money?

>Women did nothing wrong, MEN are the predators

It's like when your typical Lakeesha goes on Maury to test guy #22 to see if he's the father of the baby. No one slut shames the fat skank who's testing 22 different guys to see if they're the father. When the guy comes out, everyone boos the guy like he did something wrong.

just like my japanese animes

>Without Aku...I would never...have existed.

This is just the plot for his next movie
>Actor has his reputation destroyed by corrupt media
>Actor decides to go for revenge
>Exposes the media's depravity and their secret group of elites attempting to influence the public
He's truly taking method acting to the next level

cunts are gonna get karate chopped for this

EASY
A
S
Y

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this scene is more kino.

Women are have no culpability for things when it suits them.

Kino ending

>the sun waits until Sensei Seagal walks off the bridge to set
Truly /ouralpha/

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Now THAT'S Rock and Roll!

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What did he mean by this? Who is Da Buddha Nature?

>calling females whores and cocksuckers

Well, he's not wrong. They do suck dick don't they? and all throughout history women have been the primary sellers of sex

nah, you are joking. This is not the actual edit from the movie...right...right?
If it is than i am proudly bragging now that i can edit better that this idiot responsible for this mess.

It's legit. It's Seagalkino.

The editor sure got great milage out of that window.

It's 100% real, user. His movies are on a whole different level, somewhere beyond pure kino.

Okay, so now calling someone a whore, cunt or cocksucker is sexual assault? He didn't even masturbate in front of them?
This shit's just going too far now.

Dude, even mentioning sex or joking about sex around a woman can legally be sexual harassment.

He's probably on the upper echelons of an expanding mind meme regarding kino.

EVERY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY

holy shit, he disintegrated that whore with a mere glance.

>"open" society free of repressions in regards to sex, do whatever getting laid is just a tinder-swipe away, boys, girls gangbang whatevs, cheat on your spouse, open your relationship, get a shared lover, fuck somebody you met 5 minutes ago without knowing their name, do your thing!
>WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN FROM UNWANTED SEXUAL ATTENTION!

nobody aside from me notices this doesnt add up that well?

Yes, but if you say anything people will call you a nutjob conspiracy theorist

>if women want it its good, if men want it its bad
apply to anything and everything

>Chong claimed Seagal sat in a chair and 'manspread so I could see his junk. But he casually covered back up as if it was a mistake.'
Why say manspread ffs? Why wouldn't she just say that he 'spread his legs'?

>checked the comments on FB

Thank fuck, even normalfags are saying this is bullshit and not even worth reporting

>One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'

>'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'

>Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did' he replied."

fuck w*men #istandwithsteve

This is how equality looks like:
youtube.com/watch?v=Yg2-_nkFhe4

Everything about this man makes me laugh.

It's like, he's an asshole and a liar and a fraud and I know I should hate him, but he's just so earnest with everything and he doesn't see the cringe to the point it's kind of endearing.