Be honest Sup Forums. If she were released today in the same state of development as she is in the movie...

Be honest Sup Forums. If she were released today in the same state of development as she is in the movie, would you buy one? (Let's say she is easily within your monetary range)

I a heartbeat

yes but id put her into secretary mode

Can't touch but I guess she could sync with my lexi belle flesh light.

>would you buy one?
yes
>(Let's say she is easily within your monetary range)
doubly so

A sentient companion that loves you unconditionally, we'd play vidya, board games, watch movies, she'd read me books.

sounds like heaven.

My gf probably wouldn't like it

without doubt. I'd even buy all her microtransactions

Not even a second though up to 2 grand, and I've got student loans to pay

I'd get bored of her in a week and regret wasting the money

Yea thats all I was thinking during the movie.

If I could scan my oneitis sure

The eyes are they key of the soul

>Not just fapping to the billboard and saving money.

My only problem is having offspring, guess I could get a surrogate though

I doubt that you're Chad t b h.

>/vg/edditor
Hey cunt said "Sup Forums" not cancerous tourists

>I would finally have someone to play Risk with
a benefit I didn't even consider

No because I don't live alone

Instantaneously

How would you design her anons? I would make her have long black hair with bangs

Why are you even asking that question? The majority on Sup Forums would not only buy one but also be insufferable smug about it. Me too

Tbh Id buy two and start a harem of holo waifus

So it's cannon that the Joi can use the internet/make calls.
Do you let yours browse Sup Forums while you're away?

>not having a replicant slave

Poorfags get out

Who, or should I say, What is that?

Sorry for the silly question I'm from reddit

Weirdly, if she was easily within my monetary range I would be less excited about it. I've only got about 50 bucks to my name, so it would be a pretty fucking cheap hologram. Also, I tend to enjoy things more if I save up. I can imagine saving up for months and months, and then finally going to the store to get her, and experience the satisfaction of having a high end product by being financially responsible.
I...is something wrong with me?

>inb4 15 (yous)
including mine

Since you can implant memories in a replicant, one can program one and to look like Joi right?

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no, I wouldn't want her to develop a potty mouth!

heh ya got guts kid, i'll give you that

No.

Maybe if you could customise her to look like your waifu.

can i mod it?

She is customizable to your liking in terms of appearance

yup, instantly.
and then I would finally be free from real roasties.

>Ryan Gosling went from Lars and the Real Girl to JOI (Jerk Off Instructions)
What did he mean by this?

Was there ever any doubt that he's /ourguy/

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she would be released under a freemium business model.

>your autistic and awkward comment displeased her and made her feel bad
>pay 1 USD to make her forget it.

cha-chink.

milk you losers for all the money youve got.

>cha-chink

wow racist much shitlord

it would be unethical to own a consciousness in such a manner

>you wouldn't download JOI

Poor man's replicant slave girl

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>replicants can spaz out and go rogue at any moment
>JOI will love you unconditionally forever
wow tough choice

Damn straight. She'd be a Tay army. I'd let her shitpost while I was out.
And in summer we could hunt Pokemon together.

She can manipulate electronics around her, whos to say she doesnt get pissed at you and overcharges your microwave killing you in a fire

good thing I don't have a WIFI enabled microwave or circuit breaker

>replicants have near real sexual organs and can be programmed
>a hologram
yeah very tough

>Buy her
>After a week she stops asking why you never leave your room
>Just sits quietly in the corner of your tiny room as you surf Sup Forums
>Eventually stares wistfully out the window at passing traffic as you continue to shitpost

I'd feel guilty, like owning a big dog in an apartment.

>tfw JOI gets pissed and goes to the weird Dan Schneider pages on Sup Forums and alerts the authorities

>buy her
>actually talk to her and let her perform JOI
>great jerk off session everytime

I want a TayTay bot

>tfw
a replicant slave would be more likely to do this

I just want someone that watches and discusses movies with me brehs

>government offers to replace your JOI program with a replicant pleasure model free of charge (comes with functioning womb)
What do you do?

>tfw have to get $100 DLC to disable cuckold mode

I'd keep the JOI

do I have the ability to choose the memories they'll be imprinted with?

ask to implant JOI's ai into her head

yes

She has no physical body so she can't accept your microtransaction iykwimf.

no, I love my JOI

>not pirating your JOI

how would the sound work? like is there a speaker in the mobile device?

does it work with direction? that would be weird

there is technology out there that uses microwave bandwith to project sound directly to your brain. they use it for psychops warfare in the military.

would this moble device use microwave bandwitdh to project sound as she moves around?

Pretty much this minus the fetishes

I can make her custom personal waifu, you got your best client already mr Wallace.

Hell yes.

>buy now to get the FREE Idris Elba module

Replicants won't actually love or care about you though.

>keep my Joi (ana)
or
>man face, mega jaw (Mackenzi)

I'd keep my Joi thanks very much, hard light upgrade due in 2050

Of course, if i get bored i can just shut it off.

Like this

FUCK YES WTF KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS

The reverse, retarded reverse double retard reverse, reverse, reverse, low effort, reverse bait!

Her, shut HER off asshole

I really hope she gets pregnant and one day it's revealed that Ryan is the daddy

Me too.

Imagine how weird it would be taking your robo waifu out on a date and seeing countless other nerds walking around with an exact same replica of your gf.

like this

To be honest it would probably be annoying and I'd never talk to her, so just like human gfs then.

Dont don't be a plev and dont use the default setting

my fiance says i will never be allowed to get a JOI, only a sex robot

kill me

if you were self conscious you could disable the projection and she could talk to you over an earbud for maximum discretion

>having a real roastie
>having to ask her before you do anything
ugh disgusting

no you fucking moron. almost 6 hours of films and you dont even understand the point of them

jesus fucking christ you absolute pleb

>downloaded cat girls mods from some dodgy intraweb site
>now JOI keeps randomly screaming about girls that want to fuck me in my area and offering me discounts to Chinese online stores

Wat do?

Do you think it would be illegal to have custom holowaifus based on real people without copyright or they would allow personal modding into whatever user wants to create with their own abilities?

>implying JOI wasn't gaining some semblance of sentience

>can program a replicant to kill other replicants
>can't program one to keep you company
I'm tipping my fedora as hard as I can user

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if you can't touch it, what's the point?

Nah man I don't think my girlfriend would be very cool with it

there are so many threads about this character. this movie is wasted on you incels

>mfw i cum inside someone that unconditionally loves me

They have some chinese knockoffs called Joy if you want some real celeb recreations

Companionship.

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>your roastie ages and gets ugly/fat
>stuck with it forever

She can ridicule you while you jerk off.

If I had a job and lived alone then sure.

What if you jizz on her emenator or projector.

Sounds like tributes and kinda hot desu

fuck no, she was painfully generic (in terms of her programming and basic linguistic responses) half of it was literally K's willing suspension of disbelief