Will porgs become popular?

Will porgs become popular?

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Nerd culture was a mistake.

>No DC characters

What did they mean by this?

They're already popular.

Good goyim. Piss your traditions and dignity away down the goyim drain. My media is your God, you worship me now.

I literally see more exposure for them on Sup Forums in the form of shit-talking than I've seen everywhere outside Sup Forums put together.

>those eyebrows
why do bitches do this..

Its an homage to audrey Hepburn who is the current trendy person to copy. Tomorrow it will be some other whore.

Will Porgs be able to reach the popularity of BB-8?

Possibly.
I for one cannot wait for the Disney™ 's Star Wars™ Episode VIII : The Last Jedi™ series© Funko™ Pop vinyl figure : Millenium Falcon™ Porg™

how can people be so enjewed

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Females can be autism too

The two on these photos actually work for Disney's marketing staff and Lucasart.
They are litteral shills.
I wouldn't be surprised if half the products on the Porg photo aren't even on sale yet and they're doing market research to see which would work based on the reaction.

How can there even be this much porg merchandise already? Is this shit homemade by this tranny?

>frodo is the best man

Does the groom need to bite off his finger for the ring?

>Pokémon and hulk not allowed inside, despite multiple witches and wizards attending who could easily create more room.

These people work for Disney, retard.

Kinda tells you who funds them

Disney are forcing Porgs down our throat, you'll be seeing them in everywhere and everything and they'll be the hottest toy on the market this year and the only sadly noteworthy thing about The Last Jedi which is really just an advertisement for Porgs and eventually a Porg standalone movie. It's a trick to condition normalfags into thinking The Last Jedi will be good as is this trilogy even though everyone saw faults with The Force Awakens, people are beginning to wake up and see that this trilogy is horse shit but don't worry and keep buying Porg related merchandise.

It was a commissioned piece from a Marvel artist.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is the real deal baby

Someone at Disney really doesn't want the DCEU to be successful but don't worry DC comics are doing fantastically both in sales and in content and Doomsday Clock is going to be one of the greatest things ever to happen to the company. Marvel are really just compensating with the fact that they are really in the shit right now using solely the movies to get to normies.

My 5 and 7 year old kids want porgs for christmas. Imagine their surprise when they find my dick in their asses! Haha just kidding, they won't be surprised.

I would force my Porg down her throat if you know what I mean.

>Her

Can't we use Porg as an insult?

Is "porg" slang for raping kids?

You're supposed to get them something special for christmas though

No.
It's a rallying slogan of eugenicists with "We must porg (Purify Our Race's Genes)"

>people you know are now memes on Sup Forums

it's a feel just not sure which type

Probably. This is the type of shit my sister will eat up like a fat lesbo eats pussy.

How did Star Wars turn into SJW commie garbage?

I really don't get the praise Black Panther is getting when Blade was one of the earliest successful modern superhero movies that paved the way for stuff like Spiderman.

>traditions

Such as?

hating forced memes like ewoks

You know a Porg?

gay bashing nerds like (You)

>Biiiihhhhh

Excuse me?

is this a man?

based

>SJW commie
You're just stringing random words together at this point aren't you

None of these people actually care, they are just virtue signaling, just like how Wonder Woman is the first female super hero movie other than how there's been female super hero movies since like Supergirl in 1984.

Why did you crop out the Reddit background?

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>Wonder Woman is the first female super hero movie
No one even said that genius

Aside from all the off-topic threads, Sup Forums essentially only discusses nerd culture.

I've seen this picture like 3 times now and not one person or Google has been able to translate this incomprehensible bit of nigger nonsense for me

You can never know how stupid people can be until you see it.
The main actress from Star Trek Discovery hasn't shut up about how she's the first black lead and first black officer in Star Trek. Which can only mean she has never watched a single episode of any Trek series or any of the movies. And people are apparently eating it up.

That DC is /ourfranchise/, obviously

No one will ever surpass /ourgirl/ Rebecca
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yes it was, also nice dubz

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Same. I haven’t had cable in 4 years so I haven’t seen any commercials or trailers and I don’t actively seek out things that make mad

it's bih
i.e.: bitch
retard

No one watches tv commercials anymore.

What a waste of crt tvs. I need to get a new one for my guncon

Sorry for not speaking nigger, retard.

Apology accepted.

already popular

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>only one porg
>doesn't even have a porg tattoo
Fake porg fan

That feel when porg steals your gf

I puked

she has like 5 porgs
probably no tattoo tho so i guess blue hair mcgee wins this round

Oh Jesus I just cringed so hard I shit myself.

I want to cum inside Jenny and not take responsibility.

What should be done with people like this?

What can be done?

What's she going to do with that Big Porg?

send them to the gulag

Don't mess with the Porg Queen.

do not lewd the jenny

She's an ugly cunt.

LITERALLY REDDlT

Star Wars fans will give up their shekels for anything.

jenny is more of a BB-8 lover anyway

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Threadly reminder that the 'le porgs are nazis xxdd' meme is being pushed by Disney to get angry alt-right neckbeards to engage with their bland brand. All publicity is good publicity and Disney wants every demographic and sub-culture talking about the movie, even if only ironically
Notice how all the edits look like they were done on the same program and by the same person, that they're always the same images, that they're always posted robotically with no discussion or OC to go along with them, and that Hitler photoshops are something only a normie would think is funny or 'typical Sup Forums humour'. The whole thing makes one envisage some bored interns at some random marketing firm with folders of these edits pre-prepared and ready to go
Everything about these movies and the company that makes them is cynical and calculated and it takes absolutely no stretch of the imagination to imagine that Disney would do this. It's an established fact that marketing firms regularly do this for their clients on a multitude of popular internet sites
Fuck off and die you revolting little shill

more like a BBC lover

More like BPC lover

I'm porg-neutral but bb8 fuckin sucks

>the bride's face

Nice try disney

Shills are just trying to make a living in this world. Should shills just be poor and starve to death or something? What's the big deal? Are WB shills allowed to shill Blade Runner 2049, but Disney can't shill things?

I bet she's never made a Porg chalk mural either.

you speak from experience, don't you fag?

No. Fucking Bb8 isn't even popular.

Is blue hair porg woman dare I say it/ ourgirl/?

you have to get the next star wars have dozens of cute things that she will have to get a tattoo of but she won't be able to afford to get them all done at a reputable tattoo parlor so she'll go to a cheap one and get aids and die

I am a very active user

I hope you get cancer.

Of course.

>posing in front of anti-entertainment artwork
>wearing a Disney shirt

NO MORE BLUE HAIR IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY REEEEEEE

>taking that photo while you work for the marketing deparement of one of the biggest media conglomerates on the planet
I am beyond mad now. Only despair remains.

> the 5 nonewhite characters are all in the back rows.

WTF is this real??? How why come they think they can get away with this?

Is red hair ok?

Sick shit. 90s born queers will contine to lap this shit up though.

In the words of the once great Marlyin Manson: "Capitalism has made it this way, Old-fashioned fascism will take it away"

>black boy without a father-figure becomes a nigger
>white boy without a father-figure becomes a trans libshit obsessed with pop culture
really activates my almonds