You, a director

Obviously you have a dream of directing yourself. As have I! We all have. Give me a run down of your idea, why is your idea better than most ideas around hollywood nowadays? What is special about it? Whats new?

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T. idea-less director looking to steal my perfect ideas

Is that Ariana Grande?

Yes

yass, whats your thoughts?

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky

That's fine user, but if you steal my idea I'll hunt you down. Cortes' Conquest of the Aztecs could be an incredible mini-series if done right. It could work as a movie too, but I think it would work better as a series. If you go off of the diaries we have from the actual even it reads like something right up HBO's alley. Romance, intrigue, war, betrayal, etc. The whole thing is absolutely insane, you don't even really need to embellish it.

If I had an idea for a movie I would write it, you faggot

I'm not telling you but I've got a low budget project that I've started on. Gonna be written, directed and probably starring myself. 95 mins run time.

What about?

A modern day crime flick without the sanctimonious "tragic" edge. Like Goodfellas, or Blood In Blood Out. Maybe about a gang, a cartel, or bikers or something like that. Put the romance back in crime, everybody loves that.

This sounds really good.

This will never sell. Allow me to fix your movie for you
>opening is bunch of scientists finding weird egg shell in ancient ruins of unknown origin
>holes of giant size in the ground
>cthulhu is present only as a giant shadow or unknown source of destruction for human vessels
>sometimes you get to see a glimpse of his giant tentacles or claws
>city does get destroyed but cthulhu is barely shown in a confusion, scenes focus on people running away from destruction
>the movie features mostly on human characters, a jet pilot that quips and a strong female scientist who don't need no man (except for hot chad pilots)
>Cthul is finally shown in the last 30 minutes of the 2.45 movie. He looks reptilian with tentacle face
>featuring 20 minute orgy of destruction with US military unloading everything they got
>quipping pilot nails the final shot that makes Cthululu screams in pain and collapse
>movie ends with a pan on a basket of giant cthullu lizard eggs on some tropical island, one of them starts to crack

Here I saved it for you.

I hear ya, Id love to see life in those hunter/gathererer tribes take form and continue to improve. To et of the core of it. I feel like we would understand alot about of ourselves seeing primal humans squable (not to demeaner them) (i cant spell) imagin taking a time machine to back then, staying invis, and imagin whan you've learn about humans. Thats what i want to learn from a series like that. A hardcore look at human psyche, what we came from, what we really are, survival, violence, hate, love, ego. You know

I think about directing all the time, but it's about techniques and tools for the job, not "my idea for a movie" you clueless faggot.

like most directors, the vision will incorporate a female lead having scenes of scant attire that can be reviewed in post production and editing from multiple angles as a matter of course

No, user, you're aspiring to be everything wrong with the film industry. Original ideas >>>>>>>>>> technical ability, every fucking time

kek

Ariana Grande stars as a girl exploring her sexuality in high school.

soo Victorious?

sauce?
I don't listen to her music

never saw that

Does Babs star as her lesbian nymphomaniac best friend?

gross

you really really should

Banal existence

That's not what a director is you stupid motherfucker.

A modern day war film about Iraq, told like the Vietnam films, about Fallujah.
Main character would be in a company lead by a complete pyschopath who wanted to genoicde every Iraqi. As the company commits numerous war crimes, while also saving so many lives, the main character grows more and more disillusioned.
He finally snaps when the CO shoots a five year old kid dead for shits.
When they are later ordered to attack a hospital and not-so-subtley implied to kill everyone inside, our main character murders the CO.
He is then court-marshalled. Everyone else in the platoon is loyal and says only good things about the CO. With no proof to the contrary, our main character is given the death penalty.

As he's in the execution chamber, about to receive a lethal injection, it cuts to the empty hallway outside where CNN is showing on a tv. On it, is blurry footage of the CO killing the five year old. Cut to black

Now give me my oscar

I'm also not "aspiring", because I'm already established as a director/producer in a different entertainment field.

Film would be fun to mess around with one day, and I probably wouldn't do it unless it were my own script, but you objectively don't know what a fucking director is it seems.

>no retards
>no niggers
>not about Hollywood itself Academy loves that shit
>no It Ain't Me

You won't even be nominated, unless you go the hack Inarritu route and actually film it in Iraq and kill a 5 year old.

I forgot to mention the main character is Arabic himself and is bullied at first by his platoon-mates, but then the CO clamps down and helps him out, making the CO seem like a really nice, charismatic guy.
Also, the main character's younger sister has motor neurone disease and is dating a cool
black dude.

And yes it's filmed on location in Iraq. Obviously (cheaper extras)

Start writing that acceptance speech now user.

>he thinks that's what happened in iraq
>he thinks most troops actually ever even fired their weapons in combat
>he thinks virtually all US casualties didn't come from snipers and IEDs
>he thinks there was ever any kind of actual combat
>he thinks most troops didn't just sit around on FOBs washing underwear, eating ice cream, and beating off in between the few brief periods of risk posed by snipers and IEDs
This is probably the biggest reason every film made about Iraq shit the bed as hard as possible, with the exception of The Butthurt Locker, which won only because a slit directed it, which is also the only reason it got the critical reviews needed to trick an audience into watching it.

No disrespect to KB. She's directed two fucking great films, but that wasn't one of them.

>literally first sentence says it's about Fallujah
How fucking retarded are you?

It's a high budget (think Avatar) porn movie trilogy starring Felicity Jones, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, Jenna Coleman, Constance Wu, Willa Holland, Mila Kunis, Natalia Dyer, Lauren Mayberry, Gillian Jacobs, Elizabeth Gillies, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Kat Dennings, Joey King and me as the male protagonist.

>Blood Meridian

>Set in 80's Afghanistan
>the boy, a kabul-educated afghani, joins a mercenary company as translator after the soviet platoon he was with is wiped out by mujadeen
>the mercenaries are operating under the sanction of the CIA
>they gradually descend into deeper and deeper violence, themselves wiping out an afghani village for no reason other than bloodlust
>mujahadeen put a bounty on them, the company flees through the eastern mountains, constatly pursued by furious afghani
>they meet a Soviet Defector, the Judge, who leads them to an abandoned outpost FULL of ammo and weapons
>they massacre the mujadeen following them and head back into the country
>the CIA cuts them off after hearing about the massacre, they dont give a fuck and keep rampaging, stealing shit as they go from village to village
>The Judge holds a strange power over them, the rest are all worn down from years of extreme violence
>the mercs take control of a mountain pass and steal shit from anyone who goes through, Soviet Army included.
>Soviet finally send serious soldiers to get rid of them
>everyone dies except the boy and the judge, who escape seperately
>The boy hangs out in kabul for a few years as a translator. By now the soviets have left and its the americans
>The Judge finds him, tells the people around that the boy raped a small boy in the 80s (which the Judge actually did).
>boy flees, hides in a toilet. The Judge finds him again.
>some villagers find the boys body in the toilet and vomit in horror
>they confront the Judge, ask him why he did that to the boy
>Judge: "I've never seen him in my life."

Dave Bautista as the Judge (give the man a chance dammit)
Miles Teller as the boy (make sure the director abuses the fuck out of him, im talking Kubrick on Shelley Duvall level)
Mads Mikkelson as Clanton (leads the mercenaries)
Sam Rockwell as the priest

>being this bad at reading comprehension

There are four (4) threads on the front page of Sup Forums right now where (((someone))) is asking for everyone to post their wildest movie ideas. I wonder why...

A movie with Finn Wolfhard in a day in his life

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_Fallujah
>184–228 killed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_Fallujah
>The U.S. military called it "some of the heaviest urban combat U.S. Marines have been involved in since the Battle of Huế City in Vietnam in 1968
>1,500–2,000 Iraqis killed,
>95 Americans killed
You're a fucking idiot

I only cast women with huge asses.

DOPE AF

you should do it

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