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this one?

>no mention of the foreskin

They do NOT mutilate babies penises in the future

I like fresh Trek memes

>no circumcision in the future
>the Federation doesn't use money either
>never see any advertisements for the new iPhone 98
How do i get to this future where the jews keep losing?

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Dermal regenerators can restore foreskin, no big deal.

Had a transporter accident and ended up in a Sopranos thread

lel, are there any more of these? they're always fun to bait with.

OC

>there is enough cardassian cummies
There ARE enough Cardassian Cummies, you fucking faggot.

lmao, good job, saved

That's the first time I read that many sticky notes in a row in Gul Dukat's voice. My record is 3

this format is not bringing anything new or interesting and your "th" looks like "H"

ATTENTION user

GO SUCK ON A LEMON

THAT IS ALL

This is mostly correct, but the Ferengi deserve their own special top tier.

You hush, make something better then. Do a vocaroo or something.

Or we can go back to talking about trannies.

anyone know where to download/find/purchase specific pieces of music from Babylon 5?

Trying to find the soundtrack to the episode Into the Fire

discogs.com/Christopher-Franke-Babylon-5-Into-The-Fire/release/353382?ev=rr
Welcome to Discogs my friend.
Enjoy your stay.

Now you made me realize one of the guys from the good periods of Tangerine Dream made the soundtrack for B5.
Explains a bit actually.

Wow, I didn't even expect to actually find it, much less that they made official CDs for it

And I have a discogs account, I guess I should search a little harder next time, just thought cds for individual episodes would be impossible to find

No, they don't, they circumcise them.

I unironically enjoy Stargate Atlantis

This is the value of /trek/ generals

I unironically enjoy The Next Generation.

pics of Riker eating fills me with joy

The only things that are pretty much impossible to find on discogs are either really exotic stuff (particularly from Russia, Eastern Europe and eastern Asia with the exception of Japan, as well as Africa), really old stuff (have fun with shellacs) and combinations of both.
The rest is in there if you wait for it to show up or if you can pay for it.
Except stuff from Japan. Fucking false rarity.

I unironically enjoyed Enterprise

I ironically enjoyed that SeaQuest show as a kid.

Enterprise is actually my favourite Trek and I'm not even joking. I have probably seen season 3 Enterprise 6 or 7 times. Every other Trek I've only seen 2-4 times, except TOS which I've only seen once.

S3 Enterprise is just so fucking comfy, they're on a fucking quest and there's some cool shit that happens along the way.

What rhymes with "Nebula class"?

O'Brien ass

Can't you hear that boom-ba-doom-boom-boom-ba-doom-boom-bass.
(He got that super bass!)
Boom-ba-doom-boom-boom-ba-doom-boom-bass.
(Yeah that's that super bass!)

chili and sea bass

I'll never get over the fact we'll never get the fifth season all about discovering the romulans.
And that we won't get more episodes centered on Best Doc.
Alright, Bones will always be best Doc, but Phlox would have been great given more screentime

"Who wrote this drivel, tards?"

Great post, season 3 is why I loved it so much. It somehow combines comfy and desperation, two seemingly unsynthesizable feelings.

Uneducated wop.

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This post raises so many questions.

And that Shran didn't join the crew.

Phlox is great though. Phlox, Trip, T'Pol and Archer are all great, it's a shame about those episodes they wasted on Reed and Mayweather early. They were only just figuring it out in seasons 3 and 4. Enterprise is probably my number 1 prematurely cancelled show that I think of when people talk about shows that were cancelled too soon.

You've hit the nail on the head. I think it's because their desperation drags you into the crew and makes you a part of it. When Archer cripples that innocent ship by stealing their warp engine component, you're on board with him, feeling his anger but knowing that there's a mission to be getting on with. It makes you feel right at home.

I bet that sand is wreaking havoc on their coils

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

WHOEVER SENT ME THAT HOLOSUITE PROGRAM ENTITLED boku_no_pico.avi WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REWARDED WITH ONE EXTRA WEEKS RATIONS FOR GIVING ME BOTH SUCH A FULFILLING EXPERIENCE AND A DEEP SEXUAL AWAKENING THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT HAD SINCE I FORCED MAJOR KIRA'S MOTHER TO BE MY PERSONAL BIDET IN EXCHANGE FOR ALL THE CUMMIES HER FERTILE BAJORAN WOMB CAN HANDLE. PLEASE COME TO CONSTABLE ODO'S OFFICE FOR YOUR REWARD.

DUKAT OUT

I still love the first season of that. Everything after is completely shit tho.

I like the buggy at the bottom. It's like a predecessor to the Argo.

BEST STARSHIP DESIGN COMING THROUGH

is he going to go after shota Picard now?

You don't say
T'Pol was alright but the whole romance with Trip in s4 bored me to death. I just didn't care at all.

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Also, what is he watching?
>inb4 Dukat

Even the humans are alien in this general.

that ship looks pregnant

T'Pol's biggest problem was her mediocre acting, especially in the early seasons. Her dead botox lips didn't help.

That said, I enjoyed her romance arc to some extent. Some scenes were cringey, but I liked the exploration of a Vulcan who is placed among humans before the two species know each other very well, and begins to dabble in some un-Vulcan things. Romance is one, but I enjoyed her drug addiction arc too. She seemed truly unstable, but more like a child who needed help than in the STD screaming and stabbing way. It helped to humanise Trip too, who was a bit of a cardboard cut-out early on.

The sets helped too. They made the ship feel closed and insular and simple, which also equals safe and comfy and easy to comprehend.

The baby was beautiful too

looks like its younger, fertile sister to me

Only Enterprise I like is the original and the D.
The J looks frightening.

cummies for everyone!

History neglects to mention it's "birthing hips"

Don't get me wrong, it was good to explore vulcans beyond just the "muh logic" aspect. Especially at the point of Enterprise where they are still distant and look down on humans. The addiction arc was interesting, so was the taboo of the mindmeld.
But I just didn't buy the romance itself. Don't know why, it didn't really click.
at least it wasn't with Hoshi

I kinda like the Excelsior class with the "birthing hips", it makes the engineering hull look more balanced

Probably because a romance based around naked massages in Star Trek is pretty stupid. I didn't like it at first either, it took me until well into 4th season to get into it at all.

But Trek has never been very good at romance. None of the characters has ever had a truly emotional romance. Sisko and Paris are the only men who've gotten married during Trek and the former's relationship was almost emotionless and often off-screen, while the latter really just existed because Paris needed something to do and was also mostly off-screen.

Enterprise marked the first time Trek really tried to develop a romance over a long period of time, and devoted a good amount of screen time to it rather than just having the characters come out with a declaration of love when they think they're about to die.

>Jonathan Archer eternally BTFO

>Probably because a romance based around naked massages in Star Trek is pretty stupid.
Except it wasn't if you weren't specifically looking at all one of those scenes between T'Pol and Trip.

As I recall it was the pilot as well.

>Paris' marriage
right, I forgot that even happened.

>None of the characters has ever had a truly emotional romance

>Riker looking for something else to stick his trombone into
>Troi looking for someone who won't sing klingon opera in the shower
>emotional

>once per season reference to how they used to date years before the show started
>suddenly they're married in the last film so Riker has an excuse to murder some demon

One day someone will call you Imazdi
youtube.com/watch?v=PavxCcaJuy8

O'Brein should have gone for it desu.

sh-shut up

Charles "Trip" Tucker the third. Fucking space bitches and repairing engines.

>It's a Quark episode

>acting grand nagus
youtube.com/watch?v=V1tE6rmE8gY

>it's an episode about Bajoran religion

I thought the Trip,T'Pol romance was great. I just wish they had done more with it. They should have gone to Earth to see his family. He could've taken her fishing, frog gigging, and muddin'. He would've turned her into a Southern girl, no problem.

>He would've turned her into a Southern girl, no problem.

Now you're really making me sad that there's no season 5.

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>be interrogator
>expert who has done this for years
>inexplicably share personal information that the subject can use against you
Picard a shit.

Just imagine her in a bikini top, wearing Daisy Dukes, drinking a Bud light at the bonfire.
Better yet, the look on Archer's face when she orders a chicken fried steak for dinner back on the Enterprise.

>Miles "Cardassian brass can kiss my ass" O'Brien

:3

I actually remember the sound Picard makes when she hits him, it's something like "D'NOH!"

Speaking about Tasha Yar's past, why did the Federation allow the colony she was from to descend into horrible anarchy and disunion? What an absolutely shitty government.

I remember thinking this the last time I watched. I don't remember if it was one of those fractious broken away colonies or just unexplained.

But how in the hell do former Federation citizens end up with implanted explosives in their chests to ensure loyalty to some irrelevant underground gang on a seemingly irrelevant colony? WITH RAPE GANGS NO LESS!

>The Turkana government gave police powers to the two largest factions, the Coalition and the Alliance, but it was quickly overthrown by those cadres, and the planet broke away from the Federation in the 2350s, the two factions declaring the planet's independence.

That's the best we're guna get I think.

What happens to colonists? The Federation likes to stick to these high moral codes, but what about the colonists on the edge of the boundaries? Do they still stick to those principals, or do things fall into a wild west situation?

And that sweet, sweet upgrade that would taken NX class from Akira clone to sexy as hell.

>Do they still stick to those principals, or do things fall into a wild west situation?

From everything we see, the Federation really only cares about colonies/colonists if it's a strategically important location.

I can think of about 5-6 off the top of my head that seemed like they were just forgotten about when things went south.

They have thousands of worlds. Colonies and member planets. Spread out of over thousands of light years. The fleet is maybe a few hundred to thousands of ships at any given time.

Federation's fleet always seemed represented as too small in the show, given the scale of the damned thing

Did you ever think about the women and children who put their lives at risk? And you people just left us out here to die?
WE GREW THE VEGETABLES OURSELVES!

>think Eddington was a whiny Maquis fucker in nearly all his episodes
>think better of him once I saw he had a qt waifu
Strange how these things work

I didn't like his insubordination, and outright treason, it bothered me more than it did Sisko.

>I didn't like his insubordination, and outright treason, it bothered me more than it did Sisko.

That's because you think in intellectually confined and rigid patterns of thought.

You see the world in a is/isn't fashion, law abiding/law breaking, etc.

I know who you are and your arguments are specious.

ED DING TON!

>It's a Rom episode

BASED

This is now a thread dedicated to discussion of Cardassian sexuality.

She's a fertile girl

>duhhhhh...
leeta must have fucking loved the bfc

Open your eyes, Captain.

Why is the Federation so obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands, and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed.

Why?

Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept.

Nobody leaves Paradise, everyone should want to be in the Federation! Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators because one day, they can take their rightful place on the Federation Council.

You know, in some ways, you're even worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious, you assimilate people - and they don't even know it.