>you and your fellow Uruk-hai are just about to destroy Helm's Deep with it King Théoden and Aragorn II Elessar
>suddenly this Chad shows up with 2000 Rohirrim Riders and slaps your gf's ass
What do?
You and your fellow Uruk-hai are just about to destroy Helm's Deep with it King Théoden and Aragorn II Elessar
Guess ill die
Stab Aragorn and Theoden while they are looking up at Gandalf and ignoring their surroundings for like 10 seconds
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Place tariffs upon their land
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
I'm already dead, I was the suicide uruk running at a grating in the wall. I died knowing the west will fall. I will live forever.
Tell him that i have a warrant
Damn it Bones!
underrated
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WITNESS ME
Ask him if Rohan has a VAT tax or an income tax
Nice
reclaim their horses as the note is past 3 days delinquent and the sun is rising
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GRAVEWALKER! You killed my blood brother, my BLOOD brother! Now i shall have my vengeance.
drink some water that makes me defecate
great post i enjoyed it
Ree and flee to isengard