You and your fellow Uruk-hai are just about to destroy Helm's Deep with it King Théoden and Aragorn II Elessar

>you and your fellow Uruk-hai are just about to destroy Helm's Deep with it King Théoden and Aragorn II Elessar
>suddenly this Chad shows up with 2000 Rohirrim Riders and slaps your gf's ass
What do?

Guess ill die

Stab Aragorn and Theoden while they are looking up at Gandalf and ignoring their surroundings for like 10 seconds

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Place tariffs upon their land

-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

I'm already dead, I was the suicide uruk running at a grating in the wall. I died knowing the west will fall. I will live forever.

Tell him that i have a warrant

Damn it Bones!

underrated

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WITNESS ME

Ask him if Rohan has a VAT tax or an income tax

Nice

reclaim their horses as the note is past 3 days delinquent and the sun is rising

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GRAVEWALKER! You killed my blood brother, my BLOOD brother! Now i shall have my vengeance.

drink some water that makes me defecate

great post i enjoyed it

Ree and flee to isengard