I don't get it, where is the scary part?

I don't get it, where is the scary part?

>he thinks horror movies are supposed to be scary
underage pls go

the spelling of witch

Fuck off retard. Stop posting this same thread.

>see this movie get memed
>nothing happens
if satan was real where was god?

Yes that's the point of horror movies.
But nice non arguments

No you faggot true horror is about uneasiness, not your meme jumpscares.

The family was full of sin. The father was too proud to remain in the settlement, the older kids were doing mischievous things that made God cry, and the mother committed the sin of being a cunt.

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Name ONE (one (1)) scary horror movie from the past 10 years.

>google definition
Thanks for trying.

#89343801
Well done contrarian.

S*t*n is G*d you fucking idiot

He invented G*d because the souls of people who die filled with the hope of creating a benevolent creator in a paradise afterlife are tastier than the ones of people who know there's nothing waiting but suffering unimaginable for eternity

you fucking IDIOT

>implying the youngest kids weren't bad or mischievous children

you played urself amigo

>unintelligible dialogue
>non diverse cast
>predicable plot
>nothing scary happening
Meme movie for a reddito*

Horror movies are the one thing that you're supposed to use weed for you retard.

Retarded 90s born queers are afraid of images moving on a screen.

I meant looking at each other in unnatural ways. The youngest kids apparently never stood a chance and were influenced from the start.

>S*t*n is G*d
What did he mean by this?

Yeah they shouldn't have marketed this as a horror film imo.
It's good as a cool period thriller though.

>>unintelligible dialogue
How old and where are you from?

Being this Jewish. Don't you have to go make spirit cakes with baby blood Chaim?

is the this one where they just wander around in some foggy forest?

>Ur underage
This is the power of pseuds

how dare you

If you still get scared with 16th century stories in this age of computers, you have a mental problem.

>I'm so mature I don't get scared
Damn redditors have really invaded this board

Yep, nu males consider it the best horror movie or something

op is a retard, but to answer your question
Evil Dead
Wailing

>A movie about a bunch of superstitious rednecks crying.
At least the part where the goat starts talking was fucking hilarious. Shit was like those Cheetos commercials.

It's not just that, there's this goat called Nigger Phil and he's a real bad dude, and then there's this vvitch that lives in the forest who makes moisturiser out of babies

it's a whole theatre of elments

Recommend some scary movies user.

scary movie 3

The orphanage

Lmao brah good post haha

only thing that scared me in the wailing is its runtime

i agree
i prefer when movies have jogtime since i am not a fan of running

I didn't understand why this movie had aliens in it though

2/5

You and your cunt mother both deserve painful deaths from cancer.

Kino

Edgy

based vvitch poster

I was hoping for a somewhat happy ending, fuck this movie.

I loved The Wailing but wouldn't call it scary either. My original point was that only children find horror movies scary. They can still be fun for the horror aesthetics.

The wailing is a master piece

Show your definition.

So mature

Who would be frightened by these movies?

New

Guys born in the 90s peaking out from under their blankets. These are the type of 'men' who never stopped being afraid of the dark.