What are some good movies for getting over a cheating ex?

What are some good movies for getting over a cheating ex?

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Do you think he was actually faithful to his wife the whole 20 year run and he's just now fucking as many sluts as he can before he dies?

>people waifued her
lmao

So THATS why she divorced her husband

It's a coincidence!

>separated from ex
>it's wrong to see other people even though you're single now
wew lad

Could Obi-wan Kenobi defeat Ramona Flowers' seven evil exes?

its not wrong shes just a massive cunt that's all

>mutually separate from ex-husband
Why is she a cunt? Is it because she's not fucking you or something?

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Most of this board gets in understanding of relationships from /r9k/ and /r/incels.

I know, I can tell.

>Haha I'm not filth I just like to wallow in filth!

Who are you quoting, newfriend?

You, oldie!

More like "I like to wallow in filth but I'm smart enough not to open my mouth when I do it."

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Damn you're so much better than all of us here on Sup Forums

He's less bitter than you and the rest of /r9k/ are, so I guess that's a start.

>22 year marriage
what a shame

You can be just like me. It's easy! Keep your mouth shut when swimming in shit. Wear goggles, maybe.

Riley ma nig. Put yourself out there, you'll be swimming in pusy while mew will be preparing for her 3rd plastic surgery in no time

damn, how does he know what JUST means?

Well....at least he's not black.

The Hangover
Shows you how good life is before the good ol' ball & chain

Reddit seems to get their understanding from non of these sources, what a fitting site for you lot, just go back

he was cuck'd by that asain guy she was fucking they've been over for years at this point so its not even cucking now

lel

>being obsessed with something you hate so much
The only person to blame for your anger and frustrations is yourself.

Fatal Attraction

He's trying to stay above it...but everyone knows he's crying while typing.

/r/incels is a board on Reddit, dumb dumb.

Well, he was definitely fucking Mary while he was still with his wife.

I don't know. Never been their, you on the hand seem to possess a comprehensive understanding of reddit

Jesus, imagine finding out your wife has left you for the most handsome and interesting man to ever exist.

Is there really any coming back from that?

Really embarrasing for Ewan. Fucking someone who uses "ride or die" unironically and letting down a woman that bore your children.

Assassination of a HS president
Ironically Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Yeah really embarrassing fucking someone way younger and more attractive than your wife. Poor guy.

Women lose their libido by a third after each child.

>Still has to pay his wife
>all his kids will hate him
>Mew will leave him inevitably
>already having trouble finding roles

Go to bed Riley

>Is there really any coming back from that?
Absolutely, going full waifufaggotry is the path to enlightment

Then my grandmas were fucking nymphos, they had 12 and 14 kids respectively

MEW left Riley because she found out he was a MEW waifufag and saw his collection of MEW pictures and posts on Sup Forums.

One of us? He probably is one of the mythical alpha cucks

>dat age gap

Women are a perpetual fucking meme

Only 14 years

What do you do if your gf cheats on you but you know probably can't do better than her?

I think the average age gap in marriages is something like 11 years, so 14 years is not really a big gap, unless she is 15 or younger

just start ass fucking her and shit cum in her shampoo and rub her toothbrush on your ass hole

I heard they were in an "open" relationship.

heard the art of self defense is pretty good for getting over one

Dump her, if you respect yourself. For your own mental health getting rid of problems is the best thing to do. Also women also play the victim all time, so in the end no matter what you will end like the bad guy, so just end as soon as you can.

She is right on the doorstep of being an old lady. I don't blame him.

Fucking hell he's going to hairy carey himself.

Don't do it Riley!

>something signed by Jesse Eisenburg is supposed to be noteworthy
JUST

To be so young that you don't understand the dignity of commitment. Adorable in a way.

You want to fuck all sorts of young women, do it BEFORE you get married and have children.
If you think fucking various women is interesting, go do it until it's out of your system, then commit.

You've got a lot to learn.
Ask your grandfathers.

>But here I am halal
What did he mean by this? Did the divorce drive Riley to Muslim extremism

No I agree in general, but the idiot married a woman who is 5 years older than him and he's a movie star.

Have you guys heard the rumors that Riley is fucking Imogen Poots? Pretty crazy stuff.

they were married for such a long time
pretty dumb to throw it all away because you had one nice evening with another lady

nice trips riley

Holy fuck, where is this comment chain? Insta?

I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Seriously, who didn't see this coming?

Gone Girl :^]

its almost guaranteed they started fucking around while on the Fargo set.

it's not a coincidence they both leave their S.O's right after

>Imogen Poots
so another used up roastie...

betas never learn

how can a little anglo boy like riley compete with the

BIG

CELTIC

COCK

?

How do you think they're taking it?

lmao Riley is literally *unsheathes katana* tier now

two years until he owns a body pillow

>Both have the same 1000-yard stare

They knew.

Ewan's wife is a cute and I'd pick her over MEW.

Famous for being well endowed too. The man has no brakes.

he is the male equivalent of a roastie

>Ewan's "wife" was Riley in a wig all along

Truly /ourguy/

Imagine just KNOWING your partner is cheating and lying to your face. Yet you have no definitive proof and part of you wants to hold on to that glimmer of hope.
That shit is vile and wicked. There is a reason some cultures and religions punish it with death.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Always thought I had a small dick
>My dick turned out to be above average
>Still a virgin if you don't count getting head

Feels bad/good.

Must feel worse when they're way out of your league like MEW'an both are.

man check out chad thundercock over here

500 days of summer

high fidelity

suicide squad

you dump her. unless you're a cuck faggot

>To be so young that you don't understand the dignity of commitment.

You really took on this horseshit hook, line and sinker. Marriage is an outdated concept. You think there is "dignity" in it because you were fed that bullshit when you were a child.

Watch "Synchronicity"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synchronicity_(film)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Not if he gets those solo obiwan movies

Chill, Riley

How does some one named Gay Poots not get completely traumatized by bullying during grade school?

Me too and was always afraid to measure it to confirm my fears. Making excuses such as "it's not fully erect now!"

Riley and Ewan's ex should bang.

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You know what must REALLY hurt? Riley wasn't cucked by some Neanderthal Chad, he was cucked by an attractive, interesting and multi-talented man. It must feel awful that no matter how much you love someone, it won't matter because you can't compete.

British people aren't inherently mean spirited like Americans and enjoy a bit of banter without taking it too far

dump her fag
She reason she cheated on you is because she already knows that.

dump her and accept your life

He'd probably kill himself here.
Kid in class was literally bullied out of the country and back to canada in 4th grade

yes betas claim being a good man means providing free entertainment to a woman as soon as the woman wants harmless fun

Probably unparelled in his combination of good looks, charm, wit, talent, and endowment. Plus known as a huge flirt.
Who the fuck can compete? John Krasinsky couldn't, let alone Riley.

This, only going to get worse the longer you wait