Is artie gonna make it

is artie gonna make it

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>33 yo

>Did massive amounts of cocaine and heroin for years
>Ate nothing but greasy Italian food since he was an infant
>Survived three suicide attempts
>Is now back on coke and probably heroin

The fact that he made it this long shows that he'll live as long as Ozzy or Keith Richards

Jesus I can't believe he's only 30.

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is a paradigm shift in culture happening where young people are getting fed up with degeneracy?

Looks like the clown from spawn

Geezuz christ this is disgusting

I just hope he somehow manages to bankrupt ant and jimmy and in doing so cut off their access to shemales

he looks like Chris Farley's corpse

bye user

BAD CRISPY! BAD CRISPY!

Clown not like

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Is this future 2045 sam hyde ?

Make it to what? We're all fucked

>listening to anything this degenerate canadian cuck has to say

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Honestly hope he dies. He's not funny and is basically just a waste of oxygen.

Post Artie Kino

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God bless this mess

is he gonna make it

Holy fuck. He looks exactly like that autist from "The Pit of Despair" in The Princess Bride.

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>where young people

How would you have reached such a definite conclusion? Your only frame of reference is this website.

tfw

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He's got the classic given up on life in an existential way look. He's just waiting for death, going through the motions.

won't see them no more

DELET

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OH FUCK. Run Anthony the curse is closing in!

nobody makes it. it's an unwinnable carnival game.

time is entropy.

He always said he snorted his heroin, and god damn that nostril is proof.

Say my name

ArtrA

The nostril came from when he was at a hotel with a chick and told her to crush up a oxy for him to snort as he went to shower. She took a salt shaker and used it to crush it, not realizing she chipped the base of the salt shaker, getting glass in the line of oxy. When he came out he just went ahead and snorted it... he said it was like snorting a zipper haha. Has had serious problems ever since... along with all his other issues.

He’s made it this far. I think that’s good enough.

How is he still alive? God-tier genetics or the miracle of modern medicine?

Bowser

this is actually him looking a lot better

A lifetime of bad lifestyle choices, to say nothing of his drug abuse, will lead to bad consequences. He's beaten the hell out of his body for years. Besides his physical health, I'm left wondering about his psychological state. So many relapses and I get a distinctive vibe in interviews that he's not really into it anymore.

>the miracle of modern medicine?
Yes, he's said Subutex saved his life

Raphael

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/r/ing the podcast where his nose started bleeding

>where young people are getting fed up with degeneracy?

Ant's audience is ~40 year old miserable racists/alcoholics/druggies.

I don't know how anyone can stand to look so terrible.

He was only ever funny on Stern, in the early '00s.

Him destroying the Joe Buck show was probably one of the greatest moments in talk show history you pleb

I'm adding this to my insult repertoire

I know Sup Forums hates Maddox now, but did anyone else think he was super funny on Michael Malice last week?

it kills me that Cumia doesn't know Simpsons quotes. when Maddox was talking about his dad running a bird store that was a block away from another bird store, and Malice said "is this like the hammock district from the simpsons?" I lost it

Seinfeld is a shitty show, but Anthony makes Seinfeld quotes funny. Imagine if he had in his quote arsenal the most quoteable cartoon of all time. the universe would collapse on itself.

>tfw listened to the stern show every day for months thinking this is the day Artie comes back
;_;

It was mostly funny because Malice was just trashing him the whole episode.

how the fuck is he still alive

the Stern bashing was funny 3 years ago, now it's just sad and pathetic. the constant ripping on "Marci Turk" sounds conspiratorial and retarded like one of those dawgshed idiots

You are a pedophile as are all NSDAP. Like all crusaders for morality, the crimes you rail against are the ones hidden under your bed.

I bet Gavin McInnes is seriously more of a draw than Artie is. I bet more people signed up for CRTV when Gavin came onboard than signed up for Compound when they got Artie.

OH fuck that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Give him any chance he'll take it
Read him any rule he'll break it
He's going to make our dreams come true
Doing it his way
Nothing's going to hold him back now
Straight into a wall and off the track now
He's going to make our dreams come true
There ain't nothing he won't try
Never heard the word impossible
This time there's no stopping him
He's gonna do it
Skid marks, get set, and go now
Got a dream and we must know now
He's going to make our dreams come true
And we'll do it his way, yes his way
Make all our dreams come true
When we do it his way, yes his way
Make all our dreams
Come true
For he and you

No one else in compound media will get offered an exclusive contract like that

this was just a week ago

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he looks like an upscaled toddler

Young people seem to hate Artie Lange but love VideogameDunkey despite the fact that Dunkey basically ripped off Artie's personality and applied it to video game vids.

Not that guy but nice try, reddit. Tried to make a non-Sup Forums boogeyman comment and slip it by. Arguably the same could be said about your kind, niggerfaggot. Does this make you uncomfortable?

reddit spacing and seinfeld hate. you have to go back.

what?