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most women prefer ryan reynolds. fuck her.

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>Reynolds cucked by Weinstein
>The Goose leaves a trail of brokenhearted bitches in his wake

No one can stop the Goose

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ECKSDEE

>hands in pockets
>looking at something happening off to the side

He's too pure for this world

>Blake Lively
even her name is incorrect

blake suggest to ryan they do some swinging with their sexy hollywood friends.
blake gets to sleep with another handsome leading man.
ryanR gets to sleep with middle aged latina.

>ywn be bros with gosling
>ywn star in a film with gosling and have a genuinely great time on set with him

Everything about this picture is peak Goose

awww, look at her blushing.

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I think I'm going to have to go with gushers.

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How is that autistic?

If I were reynolds i'd beat the shit out of her for humiliating me like that.

how

He does it to her to. It's some game they play.

I drive

so they're polyamory degenerates

You seem like fun

it's just cropping some pictures Sup Forums calm down

Blake lively is at least, she's a well
Known Hollywood whore - how else do you think someone of her acting ability continues to get roles

Yeah and you eat your own cum.

Reynolds is one of like 5 people in Hollywood that couldnt get cucked by the Goose

That's the wax carving of Ryan Gosling from the museum you fucking idiots.

classic Goose

>wonder what Gosling's partner is then
>look it up
turns out pic related is his real life Joi
Not bad, Goose

actually her mom was a high profile talent agent, all of her siblings and step-siblings are actors

Does anyone else wish they could just hang out with the Goose for a day? He seems pretty down to earth, if fairly 'tistic, but I bet he knows a lot of fun things to do and would make a hell of a wingman.

kek

they seem like fun people

>hell of a wingman

Good luck when every single woman ignores you for him

No I eat yours, faggot.

How does he do it?

This would be better if Ryan Gosling was the one to tweet it out.

she has his cock locked up in a cage. he can do better but she took control of him

kek his tweets are fucking hilarious

>being faithful to your wife is being a cuck
really makes me (((think)))

I dunno m8, she still looks pretty good to me. And Goose always had a thing for older women, he's Mommy's special boy

Get a load of this guy

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Based Gosling is a MOMMY connoisseur

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bump

White women are whores, he chose one that will take care of his children. She hasn't even worked since they've been together.
Based goose as always

Fuck, I've seen this picture a dozen times and I only just noticed that the sign says autism.

>Reynolds cucked by Weinstein
Care to explain?
Choose your words carefully,or else people will know if you are virgin or not.

He was basically perfect casting for Deadpool.

I don't get it

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Truly /ourguy/

he has autism.

it's shopped mate, here's the original

No, it's too non-responsive to environmental stimuli to be a wax figure.

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Tell me there's one with Subway sandwiches.

Heh.

luv u stebu-san

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That reminds me of the time I saw Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

ITT: Underages on Sup Forums falls for minor PR stunt pulled by the couple's publicists

if there is I haven't seen it

>real human bean starts playing

Luv?!

Reminder that Gosling haters are butthurt Sup Forums users trying to smear him because he's a liberal and voted for Hillary.

what's he thinking about?

LOL!

thos beans

>he's a liberal and voted for Hillary
l-l-liar

smol lil beans hehe

I want to have sex with Goose

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Why are his eyes so uneven?

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>“I think [America] needs a woman’s touch,” he said. “I’ve always liked women more. I was brought up by my mother and older sister. I found my way into dance class. My home life now is mostly women. They are better than us. They make me better.”

Why would you be surprised that he voted for President Mommy?

He is going out with the queen of
LONDON
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Implying we need a good reason for a Goose thread

>tfw your wax likeness has a better hairline

>yfw you'll never be sitting on a couch not having to speak because everyone loves you and your cast mate Ana De Armas looks at you and smiles enamored at your own bashfulness

>43

gross. he should upgrade to a new model like Armas

this is the go-to chad response to that shit though

women eat that shit up

That is pretty funny.

Based Goose.

>How does he do it?
he's keeping her center of gravity centered over his so it doesn't take much upper body strength

sounds like pandering to me. almost secret pity.
>do I have my good person points now?

Armas is single right?

W-what if the Goose's secret is just that he genuinely LIKES women, and they can sense it, and that's why they're all so drawn to him?

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>skin of a 40 year old smoker

He could have made superior Aryan superbabies with Rachel McAdams though.

or hes just good looking and they want to fuck

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>there are people here who haven't tried drinking their own cum with fanta before

Anything is autistic if you really want it to be.

>twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/901289242336403456

"My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else"

Even mentally healthy individuals?

But Goose is way more attractive.