Anyone else seen this piece of cinema?
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Mason Clark
based Eric Roberts
Christian Powell
forget about a talking cat, you should be aware of the whole range of Decoteau-kino
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He always uses the same house with that half-car chair, even for his softcore gay porn movies
Cameron Garcia
Really bizarre movie. Doesn't seem suitable for children, it has this weird vibe like it's about to turn into a porno at any moment. Something about the low production value, the music, and the fact that the younger actors are obviously gay and the old guy looks like a pervy old fag. Eric Roberts's voice acting sounds like a drunken voicemail he left for the director at 3 AM. This movie has to be some kind of money-laundering front or tax scam, there is no other explanation for its existence
Ethan Bell
>it has this weird vibe like it's about to turn into a porno at any moment
because it's filmed in a pornhouse and the director has made a shitton of softcore gay porn in that house, and he probably uses his kids movies to audition actors for his gay porn
Luke Ramirez
That makes a lot of sense, lol. Good to know I'm not crazy for thinking that
Gavin Nelson
Jayden Richardson
The sexual tension between the the two younger guys is very very palpable like in that fucking swimming scene.
Jordan Turner
That scene is hilarious
Ethan Long
>two young and handsome guys in pic
thank you, OP, i'm interested in this. i hope those guys are not disgusting femme, though.
Mason Wright
The mom is literally a retired porn actress
Jack Watson
Major lithpth.
Aaron Myers
citation?
Noah Turner
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that house is worth 5 million dollars
Parker Reyes
Hunter Martinez
oh. one or both are femme campgay in movie then?
Michael Anderson
Is there a reason why Eric Roberts is in highly well received movies like The Dark Knight and then stars in straight to DVD crap like this?
Mason Thomas
from what I remember, they're both just generic chads. one of them has a sister who's getting tutoring from the other for homework, but then at some point the two guys go for a shirtless pool swim or something
It doesn't make much sense in the movie either, the guy who makes this is known for gay schlock
Logan Sanchez
thank you, user.
Adrian Cook
Why not just go all the way and make gay porn?
James Richardson
would smash
Isaiah Collins
Same reason as Ron Perlman, it's always nice to have some extra dough just for having some fun making shitty movies and kino.
Justin Butler
fuck if I know, decoteau prefers to have scenes of muscular men in their underwear rubbing their chest for 10 fucking minutes
Lucas Fisher
i hate that decoteau is such a massive tease and never goes all the way
Lincoln Flores
a nigga gotta eat.
speaking of which, i saw eric roberts in an awe inspiringly awful straight-to-streaming movie called child of satan.
i lack the wit to properly convey just how profoundly awful this movie was.
it is red letter media-levels of awful. if you imdb eric roberts, you'll see just how many "my cousin has a dslr camera"-type of movies he's been in.
trailer for child of satan:
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this movie houses eric robert in a priest outfit that looks like it was purchased at some type of sex shop, because when there would be scenes with roberts back facing the camera, you can see his bare neck, suggesting that he isn't wearing anything underneath the gown other than his underwear ---- maybe.
Adrian Robinson
This is legitimately a good film, I've recommended it to friends and family.
Matthew Moore
and that's how friends and family found out you're gay
Gabriel Lopez
Oh christ I made myself watch this one afternoon, what a fucking piece of garbage
Nathan Roberts
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>tfw ywn sit down and watch softcore gay porn with a group of friends