Favorite stand up comedian?

favorite stand up comedian?

For me, it's Brendan Schaub

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lmao can he do anything right?

his act for the buildup to Mayweather McGregor was pretty funny

the few times i want to wade through the muck that is mma-related commentary/podcasts, i avoid anything with this egg headed fuck. his hairline looks like it was shaped up using a n64 cartridge.

the mma community is absolutely shit so maybe schaub is a reflection of said shittiness.

he has stupid opinions and lacks the intellectual wherewithal to make poignant observations on the fucking sport that he was a competitor in.

the way he talks about mma you'd swear he was a sherdog poster.

that man must pull all the puss
who is he?
plz dont lose my number for not knowing

Dumb Schaubposter

I doubt it

I'm not mad at that.

For SURE

my guy

>act
he was completely serious. Otherwise he would have admitted he was wrong afterwords. The worst part was callen continuing to ride his dick long after schaub unloaded everything into his asshole.
>everything you said came true
those were callen's actual words after mayweather won.

>le mask you sumthn

Coral Springs is that you?

heem pls go. we have enough me mes on Sup Forums without meem general adding to it

for sure my dude

watching him try to fight cracks me up everytime

Damn. He punched him in the throat multiple times.

Burnham

schaub bless

Ohhh jeezus. I still love him, even when he's going slightly mental.

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Nigga's eps on JRE are the absolute maximum comfiest. Fite me niggs.

the guy from american pie looks weird here.

>lmao can he do anything right?
he's great at stirring up brian callen's not so repressed homosexuality

The kid's got a piece on him

Literally who?

Colin Quinn
Dave Attell
Nick DiPaolo
Patrice O'Neal
Norm Macdonald

his new intern is a dimepiece 100%

me desu

unironically this one that is currently working

One time Joe asked him what his ethnic make-up was. Brendan said British and German.

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Doug stanhope
Demitri martin
Dave chapelle
Donald glover
Daniel tosh

DOCKFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH

Welcome to the paaaaaaaaaawdkest.

he k.o.'d Cro Cop once

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Glad you asked!

That is Brendan Schaub, the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

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is Bundon Smeg a good comedian?

is blumpton spleb a good funny guy?

is burgle smeeb a good sneaker expert?

No way this is real

>shambles
Sad!

is he a beast my man?

how so?

Clean your fingers my guy.

you know you wanted me here when you linked this thread on /heem/ my man

There isn’t nothing wrong with horsing around with the bros. There is A LOT wrong with h8ong on another mans success! Nobody wants you here with your poor attitude. Now scrAm!

is Borple Sneep a good fighter?

>Borple Sneep
Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter and the GOAT of all GOATS.

Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.

This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.

Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore

Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell

>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
18-0 record
14-0 in the UFC

now this is a party

ITS JUST LIKE MY DOCKWORKER HEEMTOONS11!1!!

>Come for a fun stand-up thread
>It's just two faggots discussing sports

Brendan Schaub transcends sports my guy. He is a pioneer in entertainment. What are your thoughts on his wildly popular show TFATK 3D?

What is your favourite Brendan Schaub joke?

Your life is a joke! Schaub is killing the game and your just stuck at home gadooshing yourself every night with your cheetofingers.

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Schaub is an expert at stand up in the cage and on the stage. deal with it.

HOW IS HE GOING DOWN SO FAST

You should how fast your mom goes down on his fat hog. GADOOSH!

Have you ever been punched at full power in the face by a 250lb man?

I'm erect

What the fuck is this thread? who the fuck is this guy?

See

Post more Schaubkino

youtube.com/watch?v=JB0D6NEqMWo

Glad you asked!

That is Brownard Schloeb, the greatest sneaker expert of all time. He was dominated by the heavyweight division before branching out to attempt become "Joe Rogan #2" in the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he was a journeyman in all aspects of martial arts and was never really very good at anything. Early in his career he relied on his belly flab and weight, but after getting heemed so many times decided to call it a day. Some highlights are when he was heemed stiff by the legend Antonio "Big Nog" Nogueira and actually got dominated by one of the worst fighters in the division, Travis Browne. I could go on for days about Spleb's record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's CTE and lack of charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schlubb. The show features awkward 'banter' and cringeworthy interviews. Big Brown Piece Of Poo really creates a homosexual environment and puts his guests in discomfort. The interviews are like conversations between children, and literal retards.

If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!

did he have a heart attack?

youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c

youtu.be/3GZvnR1fX1I

he got heemed my guy

What does heem mean?

knocked out

why the fuck would it not be real? ever been punch by a 275lbs man who's literal job is to punch people?

>when Al Madrigal ripped on Steve-o for going into comedy and then pussied out when Brendan Schaub asked him whether he was talking about him as well
Least Brendan found someone he could beat (physically or comedically)

Joey Diaz literally said he wasn’t intimidated by how good Schaub is at comedy.
You have Schaub vs Cro Cop?

Enough with all these reddit """""""sport""""" webms.

*he was

i remember that one. And then Steve-o came on the podcast a week later to talk about what a dick al is and joe just acted like a 2 faced asshole. Hey joe, how come you didn't say anything when al was throwing shade at steve o but now you got something to say when steve o is on?

Fuck you faggot fight me 1 on 1 irl and we'll see whats up. Fucko.

HEEM
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ur like 5'2

>that webm

toppest of all keks

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Joe Rogan in Season 3 of Twin Peaks?

heem