Why didn't the eagles fly Frodo to Mount Doom?

Why didn't the eagles fly Frodo to Mount Doom?

Jackson dropped the ball

Someone post black Frodo pls

Why didn't Mount Doom fly the eagles to Frodo?

it was before they bought a private plane and you don't take male fans on the tour bus

it would have been too conspicuous. nazguls would have got them.

What if Gandalf cast a stealth spell on them?

Gandalf only casts spells when it's convenient to the plot, fool.

OSHA. Even the eagles won't fuck with OSHA.

>The main purpose of the journey, ie destroying the ring
>Not the plot
Gandalf pls

Gandalf wouldn't care about such trite plot. His stealth spells would have been a no go for such a pussy move. You need more swag than that to destroy the one ring

Nazgul Airlines owned the Mt. Doom airport and charged excessive useage fees for all non-domestic flights.

Surely istari industries inc. gandalf was part of could have petitioned for a company discount, no?

The eagle's had read Sauron's autobiography about his struggle and the fate of the ainu race and agreed with with a lot of what he had to say and were sympathetic

>NOBODY discounts a DWARF!

Why didn't Allies bomb the railroads leading to concentration camps? We'll never know.

A wizard should know better!

>the ring corrupts everything
Yes, that includes sentient eagles you dumbfuck. This was always a shitty meme.

What if the eagles just flew faster, thus making it more difficult for the ring to corrupt them?

If that doesn't work, why not perform brain surgery on the eagles to remove the part of the brain that reacts to ring corruption?

why not just skip the whole story and have the ring destroyed in mt doom at the very beginning?

Why didn't they just toss Gimli at Mount Doom while he was holding the ring?

why not to put the ring on a mouse, mouse in a cage, cage on the eagles?

because the flight plan I filed with the valar lists me, frodo, samwise here but only one of you. first one to resist the ring gets to stay on my eagle

how would they explain sauron's tax policy if that were to happen?

Why didn't the frodos fly the Eagle to mount doom

they were Sauron sympathiser and woul had a sweet spot if Sauron would win, flying Frodo from the mountain was plan B

Cuz they ain’t TAXis. Hehhe

Read the books. Gandalf didn't trust the fucking eagles.

Besides, Sauron had bird spies everywhere, he'd have seen the eagles coming witth the ring from literal miles away.

How would the eagles be corrupted though? What would they do then?

>Sauron had bird spies everywhere, he'd have seen the eagles coming witth the ring from literal miles away.
Nice trips also because he's a giant fucking eye

>How would the eagles be corrupted though? What would they do then?
They have a King, and he would have been transformed like anyone else that we saw put on the ring: made more powerful, their ideal self.

ever seen what pigeons do to your car?

Why Gendalf didn't threatened eagles to kill them if they didn't fly them to Mount Doom? I mean he's level 88 mage and they're just big eagles

If they were afraid of Sauron spotting the eagles from a distance then why not recruit a huge army of eagles, seagulls, crows etc to fly in at once? Odds are he won't be able to take them all down, and then the one with the ring could sneak in behind all the chaos

it would corrupt the mouse turning it into a mouse-wraith.

I thought it was because the eagles didn't like being used and only helped in emergency situations?
Weren't they under the power of the Valar who lived in the highest mountain?

They did, and that's why hundreds of thousands of jews died of starvation

what even is saurons tax policy?

What's Gendalf gonna do. The engles will gust fly away.

a normal eagle could fuck you up, a giant one could crush your head effortlessly in the few seconds it took to dive on you. Also Gandalf is forbidden to force people into action with is why he's the grey 'pilgrim', he can only advise and warn others.

Jesus christ joe enough with the eagles

The eagles would then want to put the ring on? Like cram it into one of their talons?

For being the central concept of the entire story, I feel like the ring is total bullshit. Who does it affect? Why does it make you invisible? Why doesn’t it make Sauron invisible? They defeated Sauron before with a basic army of humans and elves, why is it the end of the world if he gets it again? Why didn’t Gandalf bother to notice or examine it in all the time between the Hobbit and LotR?

cause the eye of sauron would of seen through them after all he was just as powerful

would he get his tiny horse?

why didn't Madlib produce an album with Frodo and MF Doom?

read the books, it only enhances abilities so for hobbits who are naturally very sneaky it enhances this. It corrupts because it was formed using saurons power and is imparts his will. The victory of the last alliance was still while tboth elf and human kingdoms were strong and they still would of lost if it was not for the ring being cut off he's hand so now that neither kingdom of men eleves is strong it wouldn't take much for them to crumble. Gandalf believed the ring to be lost like it had been for 2000 years before, he also wasn't head of he's order saurmon was and the ring was he's main concern

Why Frodo wasn't giving Sam the ring from time to time, to split the corruption?

Why Frodo wasn't giving Sam blowjobs from time to time, to release the tension?

he had other ways to unload corruption onto sam

he did in the book when he thought frodo was dead

he would ride a chicken-nazgul.

>not trusting eagles

Gandalf is retarded.

those fucking eagles man

why didnt gandalf just make his arm super big and throw the ring into mordor?

what was Sauron's ploblem?

hemorrhoids.

Good question but what if

Underrated

why didn't the eagles just build a nest on top of mt. doom, blocking off the airway to put out the lava?

why didnt sauron just create the ring as an eagle so it could have flown itself to mt doom.

Because fuck you.

Why didn't the eagles simply retrieve some lava from Mount Doom and bring it to Frodo? That way they wouldn't be corrupted by the ring

aha! checkmate atheists.

>the go flying
>the eye of sauron sees them coming from 500 miles away
>the Mount of Doom is packed full with orcs with bows and shit
>the nazguls are waiting for them so they can't escape either
>???
>Sauron gets the ring and becomes Ronald Grumpf in the flesh
Nice plan dumbass

op is an ork or southern sauron sympathizer.

Large tax breaks on industry.
95% tax rate on elves, 5% tax rate on newly converted orcs.

omg sauron is literally stalin!

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