Superman sex with Lois

>Superman sex with Lois
How is this possible? His semen would penetrate her vagina.

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For the same reason his farts don't annihilate buildings and his piss doesn't destroy the toilet.

Apparently his bodily functions don't annihilate things unless he exerts his super poweredness into it.

Superman has super control over his super powers.

he'd pull out a give her a cum bath

thanks to his super-edging abilities he can hold back ejaculation. but his precum will already seem like a normal ejaculation to a human.

Super control over ejaculating?

Because it's okay to think that Superman knows how to fuck his wife without killing her. Same reason Apollo doesn't rip Midnighter's dick off with his clenched asscheeks.

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God, I don't know what it is, but this artist draws things so ugly. They use shitty airbrushes, skulls often look disproportionate to the body, and it always feels like they're drawing rigid blocks for a pose template and then paint on top of those rather than using them as a guideline for nicer, more organic shapes.

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I'm more surprised that a Kryptonian penis is compatible with a human vagina.

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controlling himself is the first thing he had to learn even as a baby so i guess he manages

He can control muscles humans can't, yes. If he doesn't want his "involuntary" functions to have superstrength, they don't.

superman taking a shit doesn't nuke the countryside and his every sneeze doesn't cause a hurricane, and he doesn't flip cars when he blinks because something flew into his eye. superman still has to actually exert himself to do superhuman things. under normal conditions the only time he's depicted as having less than 100% control of all his powers is when he's in the midst of puberty and still undergoing the growing pains.
he has to manually expend solar energy to use any of his powers

Apollo and Midnighter having sex makes more sense because Midnighter is super durable and whatever Apollo did, he'd probably heal.

>bj with condom on

wtf

If Goyer wasn't shit we could have had a fun "training montage" with little Clark

>Clark has to crack all the eggs open without making a mess
>Clark has eggs for breakfast every day

stds, she's a whore

God mr perfect sure is boring.

Holy shit that would have been great

>His semen would penetrate her vagina.
That's kind of the point user

What is this? I'm fucking dying

Google up "Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.

"The Pro" by Garth Ennis.

The Pro by Garth Ennis and Amanda Conner, it's a 3-issue comic about a Prostitute made superhero

The Pro, by Ennis.

It's basically just a collection of really cheap jokes, but it works well enough.

>Superman doesn't immediately eviscerate Lois with his supernut
>"Where's the nuance? Where's the character? Superman is boring."

He's holding back.

t. jealous beta weakling

Imagine how rough they must get.

Why? He's not human.
For all we know Kryptonian biology can just cum on cue and at whatever strength need be.
He'd be the perfect pornstar

Because it'd ruin the story.

Superman made eggs in BvS at least.

Wasn't Midnighter's dating profile in the orlando run something like "yes, but with punching"?

>Superman holds a plane by its nose
How is this possible? It would buckle under its own weight.

>looking for other uses
Oh my.

You clearly don't understand how Superman powers work.

Byrne was right all along!

Bio-electric aura right?

>violence (inventive)
>whatever you're thinking, the answer is likely yes, but with punching
Having BDSM sex with a superhuman must be a pretty dangerous activity now that I think about it.

He makes the plane believe in itself enough so that it will support itself.

Would you like a story about superman struggling to not kill people when he nuts?

Of course! That would be so deep and mature.

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How does superman fly at light speed with out gaining infinite mass? How can he have super strength without with having the necessary size of this body? How the fuck can the sun HEAL superman? Nothing about Superman makes sense with logic or science. He's a fictional character. Superman is not logic based, he's fucking magic. Like all Superheroes he can do anything the plot demands.

Do we really need two threads discussing superman banging lois or am I missing something.

>a parody fanfic is real

Goes to show how dumb fans are.

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