Hey there, Sup Forums! I'm a bigwig CEO at Sony Animation and am looking for the NEXT BIG HIT of the century!

Hey there, Sup Forums! I'm a bigwig CEO at Sony Animation and am looking for the NEXT BIG HIT of the century!

Give me some quality pitches!

Jellyfish.

It's about Jellyfish who do human things and make pop-culture related jellyfish puns.

Emoji-Smurfs cinematic universe.

Amazing! We'll cast Lil Wayne as the comic relief rapper fish and he can create a hit song for us, "JellyFRESH!". It's so hip, the kids'll love it!

Already in the works.

A 2 hour animated flick about the digestive system.

MEME: The Movie
A bunch of internet memes must make everyone retarded before common sense destroys them all

"La La Land" was a hit musical about movies.
So get this: It'll be a musical about making movies... but it'll star animals instead of humans!

who's the star character?

nah man make lil wayne a blow fish and make the song 'why you so jelly, fish?'

Le monkey face for some epic Harambe jokes.

some shitty outdated meme, accompanied by doge.
They must fight the evil Pepe

Perfect! It'll be a heartfelt story about a digestive stomach maintenance worker who must save their human host from their blocked colon or else they'll die. We'll have him travelling to Poop Town and the end can have a dance party with a bunch of farts synchronized into the song. Melissa McCarthy will play the stomach who acts as the mentor!

YES! And they travel to all the different websites that the kids love, like Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook. And we'll have an emoji movie cameo. We'll have classic jokes like them travelling to Know Your Meme where they meet the legendary hero, Rick Roll. And at some point, they stumble across the scaaarryy land, Meme Dump, where old memes go to die, and it'll look like Tron because computers!

And we'll call it, Bah Bah Land. And the lead is a sheep. And it's a whole metaphor about being in a dream-like state. So smart!

YOU'RE HIRED.

The SiIvagunner Movie
Starring all your your favorite characters such as GRAND DAD! DONG, LOUD NIGRA, SNOW HALATION, and TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY!

That will only work if you have a diverse human body.

Cast Leslie Jones as the FIRST Black Woman President. She's a professional, inspirational, but sassy and down with her street roots.

The sub-plot of the film can be about her preparing for her inauguration, with all the wacky hijinks associated with a blocked colon. A LOT of opportunity for fart jokes, the kids will love it.

Yes, and because we're casting Melissa and Leslie, we can reference our hit remake, Ghostbusters. Leslie can say at one point to her secretary, "I ain't afraid of no toast!".

Our PR department says we need to change some of these names. How about GRAND DAD! SONG (He raps), LOUD TIGRE (Not Tigra because Marvel will sue us), SNOW HAMILTON (That musical is popular right now!), and TITO RICHARD RICHARDMAN BABY.

i'll be taking my business elsewhere.

How about continuing with the Popeye film, since the test footage was very well received.

Sausage Party 2

Villain is a tapeworm voiced by a respected actor

Adaptation of the Chinese fable where animals race to get into the Zodiac.

Similar to It's a It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Rat Race, it would feature an ensemble cast of audience-drawing celebrity voice actors.

>Bob Odenkirk as the Rat
>Peter Dinklage as the Ox
>Scarlett Johansson as the Tiger
>Aziz Ansari as the Rabbit
>Idris Elba as the Dragon
>Natalie Portman as the Snake
>Jennifer Aniston as the Horse
>Benedict Cumberbatch as the Ram
>Mila Kunis as the Monkey
>Glenn Howerton as the Rooster
>Emma Stone as the Dog
>Emma Watson as the Pig

THE ADVENTURES OF TITSASS THE HOMOSENTIMENTAL

TITSASS AND HER FRIEND MOGANAKA GO ON A JOURNEY TO BOTSWANA GET JUSTICE FROM MCFONDLES FOR CHOKING ON HIS MOLDY WEINERS

THEY MEET BIG JIM THE HAMBONING GORILLA AND SING A LOT OF SONGS

GANGRENE MCGEE THE CHOCOLATE LOVING PORN STAR GENIE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO SET THEM ALL ON FIRE

THEY CAN'T GET THEIR LAWSUIT FILED WHILE JUDGE JUDY IS TRYING TO HANG ALL OF THE FAGGOTS

PROGERIA MAGILLACUTTY IS BEHIND IT ALL AND WANTS TO SPREAD BOTSWANAN WEINER MOLD TO MARS

THEY FIND OUT TIME IS CYCLICAL AND THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE CHOKING ON MOLDY WEINERS IS TO CONVINCE JOHNNY DICKCAGE TO SWALLOW PROGERIA'S WEINER BEFORE IT GETS MOLDY

LOTS OF 80s REFERENCES AND TIM ALLEN CAMEOS

LAST SHOT OF THE FILM IS MILES THE SNAPPING TURTLE CUMMING IN THEIR FACES

DIRECTED BY STEPHEN KING AND STARRING SHAQ

>Screenplay by Anthony Burch

I think a movie about a blue dress that can change into gold is long overdue. Just give him a dancing cat sidekick and make the villain a racist frog

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

Stolen from tumblr