Would you a Zatanna?

Would you a Zatanna?

What sane human being wouldn't?

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Would I what? Read a Zatanna comic? Yes.

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That's not what I meant!

!seY !seY

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I'd even a loli Zatanna

Who wouldn't?

This

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a gay person?

Oh sweet naive namefag

Even the most flamboyant homosexuals want to sex her

I thought we already determined homosexuality is a mental illness. inb4 >>/pol

>sane

What about a pedophile then?

See Should've started off with that

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That topic has been covered since JLA.

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>would you want to sleep with a attractive woman?!
Gee user!

>Nrut otni a nam!
PROBLEM FUCKING SOLVED.

MAGIC, BITCHES.

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CCIHT

Never forget paul dini married zatana

why havent you?

That's just an imposter

Zatanna is actually my wife

>Sup Forums wants to try it before they buy it

my first wet dream and first jerkoff was to Perez's bug-haired Zatanna

So does she actually have any real appeal beyond just being hot as fuck?

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Magic

Never read her then huh?

Would you?

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god I hope that if by some miracle someday I get a gf she resembles her and is also okay with dressing up as her

otherwise why life

She's pretty damn witty, I think. Off the job, she deals with some personal problems associated with staying the hell away from "normies" so they don't get caught in the cross fire.
Her rogues are fucking under rated as hell. Brother Night is like 50/50 Joker/Black Mask and his origin story is pretty much DCU Charles Manson sacrificing a bus full of kids for power. He now runs a good portion of the exra planer criminal underworld.
Morganna is a friEnemy with a capital E and they have good moments together.
And then there's Timmy...

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My god. If someone invented a perfect woman this is it

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she got short skinny sausage legs in that picture. Kinda ruins the booty for me tee bee aytch.

This looks like she`s farting so hard her tails went up in the air.

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Careful now you wouldn't want to encourage some degenerates now would you?

>Zatanna leans over a crate of rare memes to show off her ass to you seductively.
>she notices that her little flap-flaps are covering it.
>purses her lips and farts really fucking hard, blasting her flaps into the air.
>smells like gasoline and fish
>while mid fart she look back at you, ass cheeks continuing to shriek.
Would you still a Zatanna, user?

Thread ruined

Go home everyone

Eteled htis!!!
I know this isn't the lewdest Zatanna but I love this page. He pose and her smile and the moment are so damn perfect.

>clump of shit ejected from her wailing dick holster.
>passes through her fishnet leggings, slicing it into small shit cubes.
>shotgun blast of shit coming at you at the speed of love.
> diced doodoo cube hits you.
>right in the fucking eye.
>force sends you on a backflip, smash back of head against ground.
>die.
>Zatanna's sphincter ends it's long howl as it has claimed another victim.
>Climbs over your corpse, whispers into your ear.
>tadaa

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To bad Zatanna has terrible taste in men.

I mean, John Constantine, Batman, Dr. Thirteen, Zot and Etrigan? C'mon, girl. Have some self respect.

Don't forget me!

Back to Sup Forums and jerk off their to your weird cuckold fantasies.

Her only relationship with a normie that ended well was he ex boyfriend Mikey, and even that turned out kinda fucked up.
Pic related.

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Well in Young Justice she dated Dick so it's all good.

Two best girls in comics, and I'm a marvelfag but those two are just perfect

Indeed.

Am I the only one who doesn't like fishnet stocking a? It's just generic porn star to me now.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

lmao get a load of this fag

I bet you kiss guys on the mouth

She has some daddy-issues. Batman trained with her dad so she goes for him. Etrigan is a weird choice, but he's pretty suave when he rhymes, you'd think Blood would be more her type. Constantine is just bad decision making, though he's hot.

Um did anyone else notice that the blond chick is building a glory hole? can anyone give some context here?

Sure.
P.S her costume is best with no cleavage and coattails.

>Etrigan is a weird choice, but he's pretty suave when he rhymes, you'd think Blood would be more her type.

That was just DeMatteis being dumb and edgy in his 'possible future' type of storyline for his Justice League Dark run during the Futures End tie-in.

No, I'm not gay! I only kiss guys on the dick and balls, the manliest parts. Because I'm not a fag.

Wow I never noticed that. What the fuck Dini?

I posted it and I just noticd the toilet on my post and was like "huh, that's kinda funny" but didn't notice the hole in the flower on the wall. Now it's insanely funny.
Mikey is her prop engeneer, she(formerly he) designs all the crazy magic contraptions. It's a hell of a cool trade. And no, they don't show that particular magic trick being performed on stage, sadly.

What kind of trick would need a toilet cabinet with a glory hole? What kind of magic show is this?

Anyone read Black Canary and Zatanna: Bloodspell? Any good and is it an Elseworlds or is it in continuity?

It's definitely intentional, they could've chosen any contraption and they chose this

The fucking best kind.

I would Zatanna silly.

I miss Zatanna...the tripfag, I mean.

>Would Sup Forums board fuck x?
The answer is yes. No matter what x is. I've seen people say they'd fuck corpses, books, trees, aliens, giant piles of goo, dudes, and ladies.

Obviously we would. And people will post porn of anything you ask the x question about.

Quit making these threads as a loose reason to get cheesecake and r34 on a blue board. Just go to /ACO/ instead.

No. The porn boards are all dead because people just hop in to jerk off and close the tab, plus not everyone wants porn. Lewds generally have better quality then hardcore or even just regular ol' titty fanart. Feel free to start an /aco/ thread to prove me wrong but I don't go there for quality pictures of a specific character

i want to hug zatanna!

>That Look from Batgirl

Awww hell yeah...

Oh yeah I need to watch this purely because SHE DOESNT HAVE A FUCKING COMIC RIGHT NOW

Hubba hubba.

Threesome

Okay I thiank I'm out of Zatanna lewds but I doubled my collection.
Thanks doods!
>and for the DC corporate spies...
Hsilbup a wen gnikcuf Annataz nur ydaerla!!!

>get paid to write zatanna comics
>marry a real life version of her

So fucking based.

>Life goal: get anywhere near this much level of awesome

Wonder if Paul occasionally ties her up every now and then

>Jigglygirls
Get this trash out of here

>marry a real life version of her
>Lee is the only magician ever to be admitted into the Institute for Analytic Interviewing. Under the training of “Truth Wizard” J.J. Newberry, and alongside agents from the CIA, ATF, and Scotland Yard, Lee mastered the art of Cognitive interview techniques, giving her the nickname of "Human Lie Detector."

Truly Dini is married to Zatanna

See no Jigglygirls logo, just Reiq's general audiences one

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I would be totally okay with comics Zee having this kind of figure. Not like she ever has to run anywhere.

I should hope so.

Who would be top?

Only if she's gagged

And not if it's reiq

What is this? Has Sup Forums actually developed a sense of taste?

"sane" gay """"""people""""""

she could sit on my face and slime me