Left: I love Lars Von Trier!

>left: I love Lars Von Trier!
>right: Von Trier is a hack who has never made anything of merit and whose work exists solely to impress people who haven't seen many films or have experienced much art in general through cheap shocks that would make any adult laugh, but will definitely bother young teenagers who will then post about him on internet forums since something as simple as an unhappy ending is different from the superhero films they usually watch

Why does the prettier lady have the dumber opinion? Why is she so prolix?

GOLEM

well, nothing is perfect

What about all the adults that love von Trier

How could you fuck up blending her neck so much?

stop

That picture is like a year and a half old, user. We'll never know.

Thank you, user.

manchildren

Hackery is the correct answer

>not appreciating true cuck kino

>hating on the man who made riget, dancer in the dark and melancholia

as expected from terry richardson's cumrag

i want to help elle fix her posture by planting little kisses and bites up and down her neck making her squirm thus building her neck muscles

her posture is fine

i have to make sure though

so cute
what games does she play :)

no need

None of those are good.

Melancholia's great. LVT is no Bergman but he puts out good stuff.

Why is Elle's character hunching over like that?

it's shopped

Ah nvm then.

It'snot, I was there.

I wish I was ripped like that nigger.

Breaking the Waves was good, prove me wrong, you can't.
Dancer in the Dark was good, prove me wrong, you can't.

>dancer in the dark and melancholia
Do not want.

But I quite like Dogville and Maderlay, and Nymphomaniac was okay.

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your insecurity has already proven me right

checkmate

Dancer in the dark is a great movie, it was worth weinstein-ing Björk.

>Vladimir Putin on the thigh
wat

>Breaking the Waves was good, prove me wrong, you can't.
muh cgi bells muh non-sequitur ending that make zero sense but we pretend it's meaningful anyway

That's James Dean

Why does Elle already have disgusting cellulite?

>left: coalburner
>right: coalburner

big difference

Abbey has only dated white men, and has only occasionally be seen with a homosexual black man. All her friends are white. She simply isn't racist.

Elle loves hot black dudes.

my posture unironically is like on the left

Post pic.

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post more abbey

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shes literally a pig

t. björk

>where do you work out?

>never made anything of merit
he made one good film

The virgin neck and the Stacy posture

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aye yo where the fuck her clothes man

so this is the female equivalent of skinnyfat

um no

that is the female equilvalent of CHAD

golem get ye gone

Big fake tit bimbos are femchad.
I personally prefer Abbey, though.

>tfw no undead gf

what is she trying to convey here?

>no clit piercing
Kind of disappointed t b h.

>so this is the female equivalent of skinnyfat
>look at that photo
wew this has GOT to be bait. When did you crawl out of your hole?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

this isn't /d2g/ tho

DAMN HRBOMBERGUY LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?

trying to hide her cankles lmao

no bully pls

>dotards too is so shit they haven't made any new memes in 3 years

doesn't matter

nice boots coat and glasses

GOLEM GET YE GONE

What does the green tattoo on her right arm say?

>if you see this image while browsing /d2g/...
uh yeah it does

the worst part about this movie was that I was supposed to believe that elongated pig-girl was the most attractive model these people have ever seen. Complete bullshit, she's ugly and not even in a cute way like a pug puppy

doesn't matter

Sometimes her face looks vaguely similar to young Refn's face. He probably has the same connection with her that Lynch has with Laura Dern.

wow refn was /fa/

yeah it does dude. It specifically mentions it in the image.

no

>IF you see this image while browsing /d2g/
This is Sup Forums, not /d2g/

doesn't matter

>/d2g/
does...not...compute...

/d2g/ is not a board, any thread on any board can be co opted as a /d2g/ colony. Also "GOLEM BE GONE" has become such a general phrase that it can be applied anywhere, just like how "schadenfreude" is used outside of German.

>tl;dr: doesn't matter

oh I thought it was an actual board. Why didn you just say that in the first place. oh wow. ...

EXCUSE ME
YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT MY PUBS

is that poop in her mouth

yes

bruh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *succs neck*

Before Trump won, Liberals loved Vladimir Putin. Often considered a rebel without a cause and his face used in pop art such as dresses.

She has the perfect neck for head choppers.
Like, imagine being a head chopper and seeing that neck. One in a billion.

oh fug, can't unsee

refn>lars

first of all, I doubt either of these hacks have HEARD of Lars Von Trier (if not through ME). second of all, NEITHER ONE OF THEM WOULD EVER HAVE THE SECOND OPINION. They're idiots. done.

You are an idiot.

underrated

lel

no

Name one good thing Lars has done..

He was the drummer for Metallica

kek