Left or right?

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Make out!

Who /cheryl/ here?

Archie is a thot

Veronica is hotter, but she's a total bitch.
Betty is slightly less hot, but with a much better personality.

Aren't they lesbians with each other in that upcoming live series?

Implied only.

That show has suck written all over it.

Lesbians.

make outs to entice boys so every girl ever

>to entice boys

Team Jughead

Fuck that! Put me down for Crack!

they canonically look the same minus hair

Though Veronica seems the type that would probably full wax down there, but Betty probably is content just to trim

>Choose a Waifu
>Betty or Veronica
>Not Choosing Burgers instead.
Come on now.

yeah?

The only right answer.

Midge.

But if I was forced to pick between the two, Veronica. Black hair a best.

Those girls are done

>they canonically look the same minus hair

DeCarlo often drew Betty as having a higher waist when she was right next to Veronica; it makes her look slightly gawky by comparison.

I don't care what anyone says post picture proof of that

Which one is thicker though?

Why's he a fucking jew.
No wonder he can afford all that shit.

Jewghead.

Team jughead

>but with a much better personality.

Have you ever read an Archie comic? Betty is "cut you while you sleep" Yandere insane.

This is so stupid but I am laffin

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big question is is Betty blonde down there too?

Sabrina

this guy gets it

Veronica appeals to my masochism.

>hot
>rich
Veronica seems like the obvious choice, but somehow Betty still manages to compete with her.

How does she do it Sup Forums?

This is exploitable

Yes. Cheryl is best girl.

Sabrina is the patrician girl's choice

Kevin Keller is Archie's soulmate

This.

>>total

most depending from the writer.

He fucked him in the ass for this insult, right?

Veronica's front>Betty's back

My fellow African American gentleman!

Why is Archie basically the only western comic capable of drawing girls as fucking gorgeous as they are in my animes?

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>Boring blonde bimbo
>Rich Bitch brunette with daddy issues
Gee I wonder

The "correct" response is to say that Betty is nice but Veronica is rich.

But if you actually read the comics they're both equally psycho. Give me Veronica, at least I get some money with my crazy.

>how does she do it?
Because Archie is the biggest skirt-chaser in the universe. She 'manages to compete' because she's under 60 and has a vagina.

Sabrina>Veronica>Midge >Josie>Betty

>Veronica will never call you daddy during hot sweaty passionate sex
>when you're both done she'll never sob in your chest telling you how much she loves you

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You didn't contradict what he said.

This. I like both girls but Veronica is not only hot but dominant.

Oh please. She's bitchy and prissy in public but you know she's a mewling kitten in bed.

Anyone who doesn't say left loves money more than they love the udea if a competent devoted partner.

Veronica: She's rich and most likely into some freaky bedroom stuff

Both girls are pretty kinky

Betty. Blondes are hotter

Sabrina is best girl

Natural Blonde all the way.

Surely you niggas are jestin'

Between the two, the only choice is Betty.

But Sabrina is actual best girl, with plenty of others that can be considered better choices than Betty or Veronica.

agreed

Me too

Veronica forever.

There are many issues with the scale of that map.

Pretty sure that's a quote you put on GUNSHOW books.

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I'd say Midge, if I didn't already know that Moose would turn me into jello for even thinking about it.

>riverdale in two days

Based Ronnie

>central america bigger than canada and mexico
>australia or hawaii out of nowhere

Clearly you guys aren't patriots.

Team Burger

Best team.

Betty with Veronica

Jughead with hamburgers

Cheryl a shit who /Midge/ club here