So they won't show Superman in trailer but they will use him on fucking Gillette cassette

So they won't show Superman in trailer but they will use him on fucking Gillette cassette.

what sort of 'grown men' are going to buy this shit?

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the others are either wearing masks, a woman or bearded. he's the only choice.

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how fucking dare you insult based zaddy? I'm going to buy three just to spite you fucking marvelcuck. go back to watching your disney quipshit while I'm here watching my true kino (btw we won an oscar remember?)

BUY IT ALL
I ALSO WANT SPECIAL PACK WITH JUSTICE LEAGUE AND PORGS

>DC fans are grown enough to grow a beard

Are they saying Marvel are bunch of numales?

>So they won't show Superman in trailer but they will use him on fucking Gillette cassette.

What exactly are you whining about buddy?
It's good a blockbuster film is keeping a scant sliver of a surprise for once. Yes, they're using his image on merchandising, who cares?

Just more proof of DC's incompetence

Which is saying something because there's so much of it already

Only 5 year olds aren't aware of superman's return

>ywn have your face on a box

this guy gets it

What if Whedon cut all Superman's scenes and keptbhim dead? That's why it's only 121 minutes long.

It's sort of infuriating he cut 50 fucking minutes. Yet another 'the extended edition is better and actually the version you should really watch' scenario.

>marketing that will only appeal to the biggest neckbeard
>on shaving supplies

is dc trolling their core demographic?

You'd have to be an actual retarded to be surprised by the Return of Superman in Justice League. He was literally "killed" by Doomsday. He didn't even stay dead for a fucking year the first time that happened.

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And he *is* the Man of Steel, after all.

The studio cut 50 minutes. We knew from the start Warner did not want another Batman vs. Superman; the suicide was just used as a really good excuse to cut Snyder out of the project definitively whilst still saving face. It would've remained the same had Snyder been involved throughout (as you've seen they're perfectly prepared to fuck a movie while the director is still there with Suicide Squad)

DC demographic are Hispanics according to Facebook

The whole "death" of superman was dumb and forced.

I like DC but I can't defend this shit

but superman doesn't shave with a razor

Great. Big whoop. He comes back, we all know it. Why spoil even that footage, likely the third act in teevee commercials? It's nice to have a few fresh frames on the big screen after you hand over $12.

>literally "killed"
>literally
>"killed"

Because DC is inept, i thought that should be clear by now.

>Because DC is inept

What is this supposed to be answering exactly?

>Superman razor
>he literally uses heat vision and a mirror to shave
What a piece of crap

Maybe he doesn't want to smell like burnt shit some days.

can you shave your hair with that?
could be useful for supes

fucking shitty ass quadruple blade razors. What the fuck ever happened to single or double blade razors?

>What the fuck ever happened to single or double blade razors?
You can buy them at the dollar store.
These are so ISIS and Drake can fit with normal people.

Listen to me Pajeet, no matter how many threads you make and how much do you shitpost, pic related won't change. These are past facts, they can not be changed. Imagine that Justice League comes out and it's a disastetr, like 0% on RT, bombs harder than John Carter, Zack Snyder comes out saying Marvel is the real kino, whatever you want. A Wonder Woman solo movie STILL would have outgrossed a movie with all the Avengers in the only relevant market on earth. You can't shill your way out of this, just like you couldn't shill your way out Suicide Squad making more than Winter Soldier and Doctor Strange, on the same budget, without a China release.

These are facts that won't move, won't change. They have already happened, and whatever worth you have linked to this company war would still be destroyed. And if there is one DChad in the world, just one, he will remind you. Everytime, until capeshit movies stop being popular and Marvel shuts down and even then, when people talk about this dark age of capeshit, they will mention that Wonder Woman outgrossed Civil War in the United States. When the future college professor is on his "the Dark 2010s" lecture, when mentioning this fact, he will smirk smugly and say "damn right" under his breath, and your shitposting won't change it. This part of this particular story is already written

you could always run away from home

very cool

I can't even remember how he was supposed to be killed off

they're not even real
ay lmao

they're selling something that isnt even real wtf

Is there nothing these jew whores won't do to make a shekel?

why, superman is obviously dead forever

Stopping Doomsday, who at the time had zero history with him at all. The BvS origin is infinitely better.

I can't remember how he stopped Doomsday either.

subscribe to shekel shave klub

In the comics? Simultaneous Rocky 2-style conclusion punch. They hit and killed each other in one final exchange. I hated that entire arc, though the return was slightly more interesting.

>So they won't spoil Superman escenes in trailer but they will use him on products instead of pretending he isnt in the movie

No, I mean in BvS. I can't remember what happened at the end of BvS. Is he supposed to be dead at the end of that?

Hulk's looks like it could be used for Green Lantern.

The audience sees that he's(probably) not, but none of the characters know.

>In brightest day or darkest night
>No stubble shall escape my sight
>Let numales who in vag-beards delight
>Beware my razor. . . It's fucking tight

How is it a spoiler? Everyone already knows he's coming back and he looks exactly the same.

people need to realize this. They didnt want some 3 hour bloated movie. This isn't cause of wheddon. Shorter movie means more show times, which means more money. They're trying to squeeze every penny of this thing

yet they still dont explain how he shaveed even though Zack snyder said he'll show it in the film, this really makes me think tonnes of footage has been cut, specially since there are tones of shit from the original man of steel trailer not in the film

"Now you know how Superman shaves; with Gillette"

Would have been THE BEST marketing campaign and yet, nothing.

They should have had one with WW where it's just a picture of her thigh. SWJ's would have gone ballistic.

Everyone knows he's coming back. People want him out of the trailers since they don't want to know when he'll be back of if he'll be turned evil first.

Americans. Why do you think Hollywood is making capshit?

>It's fucking tight