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>reddit weather

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>Reddit weather
>instead of using a box spring on his bed he fucking puts a gay as tent above it instead
>Harry Pleber
>Meme food
>iFunny watermark

Kill yourself

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I remember when Sup Forums used to discuss how Harry Potter was and still is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

you tried

>Reddit weather
What did he mean by this?

>reddit weather

This board gets dumber every passing day.

harry potter and the crock of shit
youtube.com/watch?v=NMjrXRgu8IU

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>AAHHAHRRRGHGH
"ARGH"
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>a thunderstorm is reddit weather

Fag

>no picture
DROPPED!!

Spend a precious day watching the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>"No!"
fuck every time

Rain is the weather for normies who like to think they're deep and smart, but whose understanding of intelligence ends at 'smart people are sad sometimes right?', and so when it rains they sit staring out the window in faux melancholy, sipping tea which they don't like the taste of trying to think of times they've felt pain in the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives they just settle for putting on a frowny face and acting out what glum might look like if you explained 'glum' to an infant and told them to act it out.

So what is Sup Forums weather?

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>inb4 reddit we...

never mind

hot sunny day wind strong winds

>People will fall for this

>he doesn't just like rainy weather because you can snuggle in a blanket watching movies

I'd unironically sit outside in the rain if it didn't make my clothes wet, give me a cold or disable my electronic equipment

Comfy Snow Day with Coffee and Whisky.

kek

>strong wind
>wanting obnoxious weather that fucks up your hair

Contrarian brainlet detected.

A hurricane.

>reddit liquor

Perfect Day

>Any Weather
>Alcohol
>Sup Forums
>Crippling loneliness

hi newfag

You literally fucked everything up
>wanting raindrops interrupting your kino
>lighting up your home cinema like a Christmas tree
>watching any HP film past 3 for anything but a sense of obligation, let alone as a "perfect" film choice
>eating shitty frozen Pizza and not kino new york style from your local shop

>being newfags

Northern hemisphere winters when the sun doesn't come out or smog

Who watches movies from a bed?

why is that guys face so interesting

Cold wind that hurts your ears

>not a snowy day
>not a recliner with plenty of plush blankets
>not The Lord of the Rings Blu-ray Extended Edition trilogy
>not an assortment of roasted meats and vegetables that you eat throughout the day as you watch the trilogy

Get better taste fampai

that is great

There is almost 0 movies, tvshows ect. that i enjoy binge watching time and time again. I literally don't understand the culture. I would rather just browse Sup Forums all day and eat the pizza.

>unable to dissociate literature from film

This post is too pompous not to be bait, so I'll bite. Yes, the Harry Potter books are shit tier as far as writing goes, but the thread is essentially about comfy, not about being an elitist dick-rider who can't enjoy something due to autistic criticism. Go suck Roger Ebert off, faggot.

Also

>that fucking image

I've seen that image posted before and it's fucking retarded. Atlas Shrugged at God-tier, for example? You literally just shit out a bunch of required reading books, and from a literary perspective, this list is entirely fucked. To put it simply, you suck.

After playing Persona 4 i enjoyed rainy weather in a whole different way for a long while.

>cool autumn day
>centered recliner in front of a large, properly calibrated television
>black out curtains
>steak sandwiches on garlic bread and pepperjack
>Horror kino like TCM or Evil Dead trilogy

>gross thin crust
>pepperoni
Give me some 'go 'za and wala! You have the perfect day.

>>AAHHAHRRRGHGH
>"ARGH"

Because he looks like a gnome.

I like your name better.

newfag

>Reddit weather

>not knowing the reddit weather meme
Newfag

>reddit weather

this

unironically this

this thread is really seperating the elite ironist faggot nihilists from the retarded faggots. excellent purification mechanism

>fleshlight by the side of the bed

>still reddit weather
Nope

Blizzard

replace bed with bean bag, pizza with weed, harry potter with vidya that is my perfect day.
Doesn't feel right eating junk food on a rainy day, nor watching shit tier kids flicks

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>he doesn't enjoy cozy overcast/rain weather


virgin detected

you shouldnt keep shit so close to pizza

>people fell for this.
better indicate for the newfags

>>AAHHAHRRRGHGH
>"ARGH"

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>Rain is the weather for normies
na that is the sunshine.
normies get all excited about it and run around everywhere doing shit that you could have done in any weather if you were not a retard that is biased of weather.

>blizzard outside with a nice fire burning in the same room as the tv
>vydia
>christmas movies
>pizza
>some good booze.

>virgin
Not even close. I just am not a fan of reddit weather, although LoTR is GOAT.

>people like reddit rain because dude raindrops on the window and sad looking outside
I never understood this. Rainy weather is great, but why the fuck would you care about the way it looks unless one of your walls is a window?
If you want good rainy weather it is a thunderstorm where your ears and eyes almost die every few minutes, while you hear raindrops pound the window sill and you can smell the moist from the outside.

Normies always complain about rain

>wahh i feel so depressed

Rain is comfy and contemplative

Winter night with lots of snow
couch and blanket
cocoa and milk-chocolatte
hardcore gay porn

asian rainstorms are crazy, massive amounts of water in a short time, sewers almost never can take it, flooding everywhere.
Somehow people dont give a fuck, after its over you can drink from the air because of the moisture.

Big difference coming from europe to thailand for the first time.

Sup Forumsedditors are ruining this board.

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4 foot deep Blizzards and Hurricanes.

only reddit-dwelling loners like rain

The perfect day is I wake up dead

are you so sperged to not realize the post is a joke or am i autistic for not realizing that you are also joking

Unironically this

>rice krispie disks
For what purpose?

Rain is just objectively shit weather, right? At best, it's obnoxious background noise, the only other weather it beats out is sweltering heat if you don't have aircon, or freezing cold when your heater is broken.

The best weather is snow. Mild days are good too, or blue skies if you don't live in the desert. Anyone who enjoys rain is really just a fucking chode who is trying to appear "cool" for going against the norm.

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Sometimes you just want to kill babies.

Absolutely patrician taste, friend.

How the hell do you wake up dubs?

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You're all fucking retarded and since I'm on mobile i cant accurately post pics

ultimate day is every day faggots
>who fucking knows the weather >blankets cover the windows
>entertainment is a mixture of ham >radio and obscure vhs tapes stolen >from the library
>food is primarily sandwiches or >potatoes and protein powder drinks

rent is paid thru programs that cover rent as long as i attend online classes once a week

im 20 and the program goes until im 26

where do i apply for this?

WHERE DO I APPLY?

live in Vancouver and go to your local government office to look into youth programs, i forget the exact address of places

>caring about your """do"""
fuck off normalfag

>>AAHHAHRRRGHGH
>"ARGH"

End yourself normie

>an actual total fucking newfag comments on the state of the board
Can't say you're wrong though with cunts like you here

Comfy as hell, but i would change harrey potta with The Lord Of The Rings trilogy.

I'd eat like 3 or 4 slices of pizza within like 8 mins and then get bored 45 mins into the first movie and end up browsing Sup Forums