Is there a relation between height and kino?
Martin Scorsese - 5'3
Roman Polanski - 5'4
Peter Jackson - 5'5
Woody Allen - 5'5
Spike Lee - 5'5
Edgar Wright 5'6
George Lucas - 5'6
Stan Kubrick - 5'6
Barry Jenkins - 5'6
Alfred Hitcock - 5'7
Jordan Peele - 5'7
Steven Spielberg - 5'7
Sergio Leone - 5'7
Ridley Scott - 5'8
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Werner Herzog - 6'1''
James Cameron - 62''
No.
you're proving his point
It's just that people with inferiorty complex desire positions of power most of the time.
Short men most of the time have inferiority complex because of their height, thus they desire to have power over other people to compensate.
Herzog is a hack.
But Cameron has kino in him. Just not with Avatar.
none of their shit are kinos, good movies but not kino
Herzog is great. Cameron is a slightly better version of Steven Spielberg.
Herzog coined the term kino you fuck
No.
Normal short people doesnt have hiden talent, those guys were talented regardless of their height.
No. Manlets don't turn out to be talented out of pure wishthinking.
autist
>Kurosawa 6'
>Wong Kar Wai 6'1
What did their Asian genes mean by this?
manlets understand human suffering more than most
quentin tarantino - 6'1
/thread
>Kurosawa actually 5ft 11.5
Nice try manlet
Well he has never made kino, or even a great film. A couple of nice flicks, yes.
hack extraordinaire
in usa most pre-1960s (before jews took over) directors & leading male actors were average-to-tall. the late 60s and 70s ushered in a lot of unamerican directors and actors such as your italians, your blacks, your chineses and so on.
When will hollywood stop discriminating against manlets?
>pre-1960s (before jews took over)
wrong
Yes the can’t get into anything important like sports so they do gay shit. Prob need to feel like they have some control in their life
Tall chads become good at sports and express themselves that way, abandoning almost all creativity.
Manlets need to be funny, creative or social to feel good.
David Lean - 6'1
Disproved
But spike Lee and woody Allen are trash
Eastwood is 6 something
6'4, probably lost some height now though
>woody allen
I think you mean Allan Konigsberg
>62 feet tall
Yeah, nice lie kid.
actually he's saying he's 62 inches tall
nigger what
Kino has been the german and russian term for cinema for over a century
Which is also a lie. That would make him action toy sized.
That's inches pal
>tfw no Michael Bay action figure
This thread has proved OP right but I imagine a lot of manlets go into directing to fuck actresses on the casting couch
Creativity is %90 drive, kid
6'2"
I never had any drive and I'm more creative than 90% of you mentally ill autists.
Cool story bro, very creative
I can't even drive, beat that
Told you.
I can but I'm not doing it.
t. smart but lazy
Ahh, rosebud peas.. full of warm goodness and grean peaness.
hes a big guy
manlets need to be successful to get prime trim
sex is the driving force of everything
this. they have so much more to prove than normal men
*blocks your manlet*
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btw notice how most manlet directors make movies about weakness and self loathing while the chad directors make movies about strength and manliness?
(you)
manlets are smarter than lanklets.
this is a fact.
feministryangosling.tumblr.com
Are they right?
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>pedophile rapist jews and talentless hacks are the shortest
Yes
>kino
The absolute state of this board...
>t. male feminist
How fucking stupid are you?
>no kurosawa
>jordan peele
Lol'd
Remember when old hollywood didn't hire manlets
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No, not really.
Frank Sinatra - 5'7"
James Cagney - 5'6"
Mickey Rooney - 5'1"
Buster Keaton - 5'5"
Alan Lad - 5'6"
Billy Barty - 3'9"
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Thats like 150cm you fucking idiot.
Steven Seagal - 6'4"
WRONG
Herzog is a Saturnist. Don't let all his child sacrifices go to waste
Pedophiles are the problem Stop posting this shit and start paying attention
>62 inch action toy
>Just not with Avatar.
0/10
>woody allen
can you be more jewish?
Leave tallkino to me.
>orson welles
>6'2"
>practically invented the low-angle shot
Was this madman secretly making fun of manlets?
Yeah, I would say that's a fair score for Avatar.
>Bergman - 5'8''
>Tarkovsky - 5'6"
>Ozu - 5'4''
>Griffith - 5'9''
>Dreyer - 5'5''
>Lubitsch - 5'5''
>Eisenstein - 5'5''
>Bresson - 5'10''
>Fassbinder - 5'7''
>Mizoguchi - 5'5''
>Antonioini - 5'10''
>Kiarostami - 5'9''
>Carax - 5'5''
>Malick - 5'5''
>Sirk - 5'8''
I think you're onto something OP.
>pure wishthinking.
manlet please
you intentionally ignored his point
it isnt wishthinking, its having to work harder because you are lesser in the eyes of everyone
>Jordan Peele - 5'7
I am genuinely surprised by that
>50 years from now
ya thats what great gramplet said too
really makes you think...
LANKLETS BTFO
>scorsese is shorter than polanski, woody allen and spike lee
Huh. I knew he was short, but I didn't think he was THAT short. Also I had no idea Kubrick was a manlet as well.
>tfw 5'3''
im buying a camera asap
>the greatest and most influential directors of all time are all Sub 6 feet
Really makes you think
Ok this is definitely quite strange.
It seems there are more reputable directors of below average height than above. Hmmm.
Hanging yourself off the tripod is a pretty kino way to go
yeah he seems like a bigger guy.
I'm 6'1 and can easily produce Kino
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Andrei Tarkovsky wtf
>5'7 1/2
is the first Sup Forums theory that might be true?
also Lars Von Trier - 5'7
Jean-Luc Godard - 5'7
Trier and Godard are confirmed hacks.
Robert Altman was 6’0
/thread
yeah that's one guy vs a horde of hobbits.
Exactly, shit auteurs are tall