He didn't get away with it

Some CIA N****** probably got to him.

Sam Hyde was growing too powerful. He was teleporting all over the country causing mayhem.

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F

>that nose
>that mouth
>that pubic "hair"
is sam hyde just ironically white?

JUST

>Everything broken no computer or phone lost wallet also I ate something bad now I'm damn near freezing too death and I'm locked out yelled at by Honda crv they shot me with paintball gun and feet are covered in blood or blisters from walking to STD clinic with heavy backpack on

He's doing a bit.

Lookin good

what's wrong with him

you know the movie twins where danny devito got all the leftover genes? its like that

...

Truly the Andy Kaufman of our generation!

He even wrestles women!

That shitty public access skit by the retarded liberal comedians is starting to look prophetic