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>PETAH.
>DON'T TELL HARRY.

It was a different time.

I meant don't tell him I was the Goblin. Tell him something else, like I was stabbed in an alley or something.
Just don't be silent about things and ruin your friendship with my son.

How did Raimi get away with this?

>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

I was moved to tears

>WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
>Stabbed him a bunch, because that's totally my MO.

>I'm dying Peter, but before I go I'd like to recite my favorite passages from Mein Kampf if you don't mind.....
>*3 hours later* don't tell Harry that I'm not a big fan of Mein Kampf, now you know it's not true

We need daily /raimi/ generals

This

>Peter don't tell the goys

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>"Blasted German engineering"
>"Norman... I think your glider was assembled in Guatemala"
>"Those fucking spics..."

>Petah, tell Harry it was a nog. Let him hate 'em.

>"Give me your hand. Believe in me as I believed in you. I've been like a father to you. Be a son to me now."
>"I have a father. His name was Ben Parker. And the last words he said to me were..."
>Peter's eyes narrow on Norman's face
>"A jew always leads with the nose."
>"Godspeed, goy."
>Peter backflips, avoiding the glider and stabbing Norman Osberg
>"Peter..."
>"... now it's six million and one."

...

...

Since Norman was stabbed in the genitals area and was returned home naked, it is feasible that Harry always believed Spider-Man ritualistically raped his father before killing him.

Any more?

>You know I'm something of a national socialist myself
Jesus Raimi

What do you think was going through his mind as that glider impaled his giant 10" shlong?

if the germans wanted those jews dead they would just have witheld water and food

>dont tell harry

He wasn't erect yet, because he was still making up with the fact that he was jewish all along.

The last battle is very emotional as both characters are carrying very heavy thoughts. Peter having to eliminate someone with his own ideology because he is a jew, and Norman coming to terms with his jewish heritage clashing with his beliefs.

It was pure kino

Next time remove the "was I right" line, Peter's insistence that the killer was Italian has more impact that way.

Good pasta tho

>I had a fuhrer. His name was Zyklon Ben Parker
>Shalom Spiderman

>feasible
You obviously didn't see the special edition.

So it looks like a scene from the original uncut theatrical version actually got leaked...

Never thought (((they))) would allow it.

kek

>Uncle Ben I was bitten by a spider at a lab today
>In some ways, Peter, we've all been bitten by a spider. A horrible, thieving spider called the Jew that spreads its menacing web across the entire world and traps good, honest people like flies until it can suck them dry. Well Peter, if you ever catch that spider biting you then you know what to do....you reach for the bug spray.

>Uncle Ben today in school we were talking about the Holocaust
>What did I tell you, Michaelangelo? That's all just a bunch of kike lies.
>Well, Uncle Ben, if that's true, then what was that gas canister I found with grandpa's uniform in the attic?
>I'm not saying the Holocaust was a bad idea, Pete, it just hasn't happened...yet

jesus christ

Truly, I will NEVER get tired of Raimi Spider-Man threads. These movies were a part of me growing up.

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DUDE BALANCING WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH WHAT I NEED TO DO LMAO

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