Little sister wants to watch a scary movie cause October

>little sister wants to watch a scary movie cause October
>sit sister down to watch pic related
>she falls asleep and says it was too boring
what do?

nothing, she is just too young, and what you expect from the director of bladerunner?

>dress up as xenomorph
>walk in her room at night and beat the shit out of her
>show her the film the next day

Show her the deleted scene where the guys are being turned into eggs. The most disturbing scene in the history of kino

pics?

There's actually a scene like that? Sounds eerie.

Give your praises to Ridley Scott

Cameronbabby pls go

yeah, your right.
thought it would be a good start for her because i never remembered it as being super intense, but i think my mom telling her she shouldn't watch it hyped it up a bit too much for her.

any recommendations for something that would scare a mature 12 year old tomboy?

orphan

Rape her, obviously.

not op, but the orphan isnt scary, its a good movie tho.

texas chainsaw maybe? im not a big fan of horror movies.

desu, that movie, along with 99% of all entertainment media produced before the year 2000 has not aged well at all. It is very hard to take those production qualities seriously

put on The Thing instead.
Because it doesnt drag on too fucking long.

texas chainsaw may be a little too intense. i'm twenty and that shit still gets to me

that was my first idea, but she really really likes dogs so....

orphan is scary for 12 year old girls

alien is the scariest movie ever but the beginning of the movie drags a bit.

literally picked up the minute after she went up stairs. still wish she'd stuck around, but kudos to her for sticking around as long as she did

>wants to watch a scary movie cause October
this entire premise was a lie

she wanted something she could tweet about

She's right though.

Get her tested for ADD

It's perfect then. That's the point of horror movies, no?

I am frankly disgusted

that it took this long for someone to post this

>parents go on a business trip
>it's just me and my little sister
>it's October
>little sister says she wants to watch horror movie
>get into pajamas
>I put Alien on
>one my of my favorite movies
>little sister leans against me
>getting comfy
>little sister says it's boring
>what the fuck did you just say
>contain my spaghetti
>tell her it starts slow
>keep watching
>she keeps complaining
>starts yawning
>gets bored and starts trying to tickle me
>I can't even enjoy the kino at this point
>even brushes my boxes a few times
>on accident I assume
>stay calm
>things are starting to happen in the movie
>little sister says she's bored and leaving
>starts to get up
>I grab for her
>accidently grab one of her developing tits
>she yells out in pain and slaps my hand away
>what was that for user
>I apologise
>say I just want her to stay into the end of the movie
>no user, I'm leaving right now
>she tries to walk away
>I grab her wrist and drag her back to the couch
>stop it user, it's not funny
>just watch the fucking movie, I tell her
>she keeps wriggling, trying to escape
>she has a lot of energy
>and then I see it
>she's sweating so much, I can see her tits through her t-shirt
>gives me an idea
>alright little sister, I'll make this movie more fun for you
>pull down my pants
>user what are you doing
>her voice is getting hysterical
>I'm tired of hearing you complain, I tell her
>Slap her in the face a few times with my dick
>open up
>she shakes her head no, a terrified look in her eyes
>pin her down, hold her nose closed
>her mouth opens and she gasps for air
>quickly force my dick past her unresisting lips
>feel her try to bite me, but she's in too much shock
>force myself to the back of her throat
>looks up at me with tears in her eyes
>every gasping sob feels like a miracle
>her whole body is shaking
>grab her hair
>force myself as deep down her throat as possible
>it's so warm
>explode inside her throat
>pull out
>her eyes are glassy
>she just lays there

wow then what?

>she just lays there in a sweaty t-shirt, completely unresponsive
>cum is dribbling out of her mouth
>oh shit, what did I do
>I start to freak out
>I'd only been doing no fap for a week
>I was so fucked
>just sit there stunned
>movie finishes, I can't even laugh at the flat ass
>credits come up
>I feel a hand on my penis
>nearly hit the roof in shock
>scream obscenities
>look over
>it's my sister
>she's smiling
>s-so, user, does this movie have a sequel?

And that's how I lost my virginity to Aliens.

>"Little Sister "

how much longer will this pedo shit dominate and control this board? I'm terrified bros

Your sister is patrician.

She thinks horror movies = jumpscares n' shit. Alien is kino, but if she wants to watch a horror movie, show her annabelle or some trashy jumpscare shit

hit her with Evil Dead II instead

I mean the new "it" was pretty good, not too scary personally but maybe for a 12 year old. "Lights out" had it's moments, though it wasn't great, babadook might go over their heads but it had some pretty intense moments. those are just a few off the top of my head.

Show her Black Christmas

Implying Alien isn't pleb tier jump scare garbage. Go count how many jump scares we get from a fucking cat. Alien is hot garbage.

I’m guessing none of you incestfags even have a sister.

Pop in The Thing.

I wish they had kept that scene in. It would have maintained the "what the shit?" vibe, and preempted the "thy're space wasps lol" bullshit of the later movies.

this

>t. pleb

She's probably too young to be interested in anything that isn't action packed and probably thinks jump scare after jump scare is good, entertaining horror.
Then all the better. She wants a scary movie, give her a movie that's going to scare her.

The exorcist

I do, actually.

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