How would a gender-reversed version of this song go down?
How would a gender-reversed version of this song go down?
Dylan Perez
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Anthony Smith
Very poorly.
Jackson Powell
Depends on who sang it. If Aquaman was involved probably would work out. Tumblr would get angry but who cares?
Logan Cox
I don't know how well received Batman, Superman, and Aquaman singing "Bitches aint Shit" would be.
Angel Butler
Sup Forums would certainly love it.
Though with that title it sounds like a diss track on a rap album.
Ayden Smith
Power Girls worth two whole worlds and Wondy's full of class.
Xavier Rogers
Jackson Diaz
Not so well for a very easy to miss factor. Most of the song as it is is about dicks. Well, dicks can't be seen, so we're left to speculate. This is where the hilarity of the song comes in; we don't know how their dicks are, but they know. And their way of revealing it to the audience makes it funny.
The closest thing women have to dicks in measurement terms would be boobs, and we already know how their boobs are. More or less; I suppose they could sing about their nipples.
Christian Hughes
Isn't that why /r9k/ and their ilk invented "roasties"?
>women can mock something intensely personal about men they deem inferior but the reverse isn't true
So instead of "he probably has a little dick" it becomes "she probably has a roastie vagina".
I sometimes wonder what /r9k/ would make of FGM and it's popularity in places of Somalia, where they believe that if you don't cut vaginal lips off as a child they will eventually dangle down to your knees.
Andrew Miller
What would the reverse of a penis joke be though?
Caleb Morris
>Isn't that why /r9k/ and their ilk invented "roasties"?
I guess but insulting a woman's vagina won't have the same effect as insulting a guy's dick, you are more successful if you make fun of their weight or beauty.
Grayson Johnson
The important part is who'll be the main singers? Aquaman is a must.
Elijah Bailey
>Zatanna's Foes, can never leave!
>To bad she has a wizards sleeve!
Luke Martin
There's only so many ways you can say big sloppy loose vagina.
Kayden Rogers
Women don't have to perform in bed. They just have to lie there and maybe make some sexual sounds.
Hudson Gomez
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Matthew Bell
A slut joke.
Matthew Nelson
see
Parker Jones
"Slut" is a term of empowerment now.
Samuel Wilson
Poorly.
Henry Gonzalez
lolno. Nobody takes those women seriously
Chase Green
Everyone calling Batgirl hot and implying she has the best tits/vag, or more likely how she's the best in bed.
Do none of you remember the song? They spent the whole of it talking about everyone else but Batman falling short. The nearest equivalent that would keep the comedy is Batman, Green Arrow and someone huntress correlated(All non-powered of, course) singing about how Wonder Woman's fight skills are beyond compare, but her moves in romance are lacking some flair. Supergirl could lift the world with a single dainty hand, she got a lot of practice in when her dates didn't find her grand!
Ahem.
Liam Bailey
Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap.
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
The eagle's born out of thunder
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
He flies through the night
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Don't you mess with his eggs now
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Or you'll see him fight
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
Yes, we have feathers
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
But the muscles of men
Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
'Cause we're Birds of War, now
But we're also men!
Birds of War!
Colton Russell
Lots of veiled references to Batwoman's tight pussy
William Wright
It should be Wonder Woman.
Jeremiah Howard
Catwoman is a roastie slut
Batgirl has a stinky pussy
Wondie is a gross dyke
Etc.
Lincoln Thomas
They kinda do, so the possible joke could be that a girl is a boring log in bed. Problem is, with men the double entendre's are obvious, "his dick is small", "he cums fast" e.t.c. Not so much with women.