MFW I've never seen a Curb Your Enthusiasm thread on this board

>MFW I've never seen a Curb Your Enthusiasm thread on this board

What do you people have against Larry David?

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(((Larry David)))

lurk forever

Is this your first day?

I'll ask again then, what do you people have against Larry David?

Ok now I'm actually curious, does this board hate Larry or something?

Why has she always been the funniest character in the show?

GOLD JERRY GOLD HE WAS A TICKLER STICKLER FOR A STICKLER TICKLER TICKLER STICKLER *laugh track* *enter kramer* *clap track* HEYA GEORGE JERRY GOT A VACUUM I'M TRYING TO TURN MY BATHROOM INTO A PRESSURE CHAMBER SO I CAN RENT IT OUT TO SCUBA DIVERS *laugh track*

I didn't think this show had a laugh track but I must've just not been paying attention for 9 seasons

>This new season?

PRETTAYY-PRETAYYYY BAD

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press f to pay respects

what's this expression trying to convey?

HES GOT A GUN!!

what's his fucking problem?

>Being this new
kys desu senpai

GIDDYUP

>jeff cheating on her
She doesn't deserve it. I'm team Suzy.

>muh self portrait
it's fucking michael douglas

fuck off larry

what did he mean by this

lots of butthurt leftists on this board

porno gil
larry gives Richard a kidney
ted damson sandwich.


any user have a link to the first episode of the new season.

Reading this almost made me keel over and die. Why the fuck do you underage Americans use 'desu' and 'senpai'? Cringiest fucking thing I've ever seen

carpool lane is the best episode.

ugh

Wait, why the fuck does it say 'desu' and 'senpai' in my post?

>any user have a link to the first episode of the new season.
It's on every public torrent tracker out there.

You're the one who posted it you fucking dumbass, don't ask me

>accusing others of being new
>doesn't know about wordfilters

Now they're gonna say how it was ironic.

torrent are shit user, streaming is the wayforwrd

i too enjoy shit quality!

>haha i was only pretending to be retarded!

Enjoy not watching the episode.
Enjoy being retarded and not knowing about sequential downloads.
Enjoy being retarded and not knowing that "streaming" is meaningless in this context.

hd
4k
3d
meme shit,, buy more new TV's goyim.

360p is fine
vhs was fine
black and white was fine
hd vhs was fine

wow what a retard AND a poorfag lmao

watching some of the ugliest people on ultra hd 4k television. top kek user.

larry's 3wood second best episode.

At least we can watch it.

>wanting to watch neurotic New York jews

post the streaming link pal.

I never watched it david's later work, because david himself admitted that writing the early seinfeld episodes was difficult, it was too much material to create in too short of a time

and I watched seinfeld enough to know that he really did exhaust his material quickly--he just kept using the same concepts in different situations

and that's proven by how high quality those 'write a modern seinfeld episodes' threads or twitters are, anyone can follow the formula

suck a dick retard

What an intellectual and intelligent response

I wasn't enjoying it until they mentioned the black dudes BBC last episode. I might give it a second look now.

the new season is pure kino, newfags can sod off, it's easy to recognize you.

wow top online insult user,you sure showed me

FATWA SEX

New season is great. Good thing he took the pause tho.

Why is Larry such a jerk in the latest season? Why the fuck is he screaming at some person to stop crying during a funeral.

he wasn't wrong

He was nervous from the fear of being assassinated.

He was very wrong. You're one of those contrarian idiots.

>a few days earlier Trump gets into a fight with a gold star widow

>He was nervous from the fear of being assassinated.
had he even seen the muslim when he started yelling?

>He was very wrong. You're one of those contrarian idiots.
kek
GOL' STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>its a larry and jeff order 5 teen hookers to the office episode.

>YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION HIS NAME
>SO WHAT? I AM SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY AMERICAN NOW? IM SO-RRY; SO-RRY

>its a jeff and the casting couch episode.

>Why is Larry such a jerk in the latest season?
hello, newfag. you got your fucking (you)s, now go back pls.

beats me f.am :^)

does curb have a porn parody yet? if not, it should. and i don't wanna see a young guy with a bald cap, get an old guy dammit! i demand realism in my porn

Stamp on my balls and call me a four eyed goy fuck Suzy!

He's always cheated on her. Stop acting like it's a season 9 thing.

:^) NEW FOGGET DECTECTED

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if there's a laugh track and stand up bits i'll watch it
>what's the deeeal with big black double sided dildos?

Haven't watched it but I can't imagine it not having a laugh track.

I love Curb but he has been forcing stuff too much the past 2 seasons. Early seasons were genius. New stuff feels like rejected ideas from interns.

Ted is the biggest jew of all the jews in this show.

Go back to r*ddit you huge faggots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FATWA
A
T
W
A

baka senpai desu

T to trample

He's a disgusting kike.

First of all lurk more

Secondly this website is infested with anti semites

And third this season really doesn’t have many laughs. I did get a good laugh out of Larry commanding the mourner the whimper instead of sobbing

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>Its a rude waiter episode
>Its a cheating Jeff episode
>Its a Leon gets laid episode
>Its a Susie is angry episode

I know the problem: No hugs, no lessons. Larry is applying his Seinfeld philosophy to Curb.

The problem? There's no fucking new relationships. Elaine doesn't have a new boyfriend, George doesn't have a new girlfriend, Jerry doesn't have a new girlfriend, Kramer doesn't have a new girlfriend.

It's the same fucking people in the same fucking situations every single episode every single season, and it gets tired.

Seinfeld needed that variety; George had different jobs, Jerry differen't women, Elaine different jobs and men, Kramer different women and schemes.

Larry has attempted this very very mildly by having him break up with Cheryl and date others, but it's not enough.

It's the same fucking show every single time. Back in 1999 when Curb was new and original it was a good formula, you could still be surprised, and the characters weren't able to be predicted with complete accuracy. Now it's like once the scene begins you'll very rarely be surprised.

Surprise and defied expectations is the bedrock of comedy, you can't have a joke without surprising the audience.

My arm hurts.

no one here is really an anti-semite

t. enjoys being considered a goyim cattle bovine

>So this woman was sucking my mighty cut Jewish cock right
>Right right
>And suddenly she starts fondling my balls
>ooh you never fondle without asking
>I KNOW RIGHT!
>So I'm like "stop fondling my balls without asking first"
>How did she react?
>She stormed off!
>Just like that?
>JUST LIKE THAT!
>*Leon walks in*
>Whatcha guys talkin' bout?
>Ball touching
>Oh you white boys are freaky, I'm just gonna get some OJ and get out of here. nobody ain't touching my big black balls.
>So anyway, she storms off and I yell at her "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR BREASTS WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!"
>You always ask first.
>EXACTLY!

Season 7 was best because it gave him a mission: win Cherryl back by making the Seinfeld reunion.

>Larry builds a restaurant
>Larry joins a musical

DOING SOMETHING. It's like giving Jerry a new job. If the characters personalities don't change, and their relationships and careers don't change, what the fuck is happening except treading water?

the first episode of this past season was abominable, but the rest as made up for it. Especially that silly disguise. I would put it above season 8

Every season except 1, 6 and 8 have had 'missions' in that regard. Obviously the fatwa is the arc this time around, it would be nice if he was staging the show as we went rather than saving it for the end.

Richard Lewis has aged more terribly than anyone I can think of. He used to be the Chad Jew and now he’s the crypt keeper. Just sad.

>>MFW I've never seen a Curb Your Enthusiasm thread on this board
first day here? just a heads up dont reveal that you are a redditor although it is obvious

Ted’s an insufferable cunt.

drugs booze smoke and one kidney. dont follow the narcotic jew goys.

I don't think Richard Lewis actually lost a kidney though. And he's been sober for like 20 years

That’s actually testament to how good the formula/ format is. Why fix what still works... just like Coca Cola fucking with the formula was a dumb idea. If it’s still funny, keep doing it. The later Seinfeld seasons hold up well.

Getting sober doesn't undo the damage that all that toxic shit does to you, it just stops it and probably reverses it somewhat, but the damage is done.

my favs

funkhuaser
larry
suzie
larrys old man
Richard lewis
Brenda
rosie odennel

>Jerry known for a neat and organized guy.
>Has dirty shoes in the parody

>Curb is the bad place

He couldn't afford better shows, he was saving money for the bores.

>it's a date but they don't know it's a date

Is Jeff going full Weinstein this season?

he looks like him too, i hope they go there

she really is, some of the episodes this season have been weak but whenever she's on screen yelling at Larry I'm dying

Has larry EVER been wrong?

Also the greatest injustice is pic related

If someone takes my fucking jacket like that im getting it back

Larry David is one of the few Jews who gets the pass