It's gonna suck, isn't it

It's gonna suck, isn't it

Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Who fucking cares

Yes but only after ten years.

i like rian johnson's movies. i am gonna hive a chance to this.

For sure. 100%.

It'll suck but everyone will say it wasn't as bad as force awakens.

It looks that way. Im not planning on seeing it when it comes out

Name one good one that isn't reddit.

It will be alright if they don't literally copy empire strikes back

most definitely

>made by lucasfilm ltd, a subsidiary of the walt disney company
>"""""sucking""""""
pick one

I only base my Star Wars reviews on what Mike says *tips*

Yes.
I never thought I'd want George Lucas back. At least his movies were somehow original

It's Star Wars, so it being terrible is pretty much a given.
It's basically space capeshit.

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>last 5 SW movies have sucked
>omg the next one might also not be good

Nobody's going to fall for this bait.

He's right you faggot fanboy

It's Star Wars, what do you think?

What movies? Brick? That film is awful, a complete mess with no redeemable quality.

yes, terribly

starshit is the term and hes right

according to Sup Forums, of course

According to Reddit I shouldn't care about if it's bad as long as the kids are happy. Of course since I'm a Reddit I will like it anyways.

This one will have some interracial gay romance, but that's not all. Rey will end up falling in love with Chewbacca and have a poly relationship with Kylo Ren. There will be an intimate scene where the three of them wake up in the same bed together. Meanwhile, it turns out Luke was gay and only exiled himself to that distance planet because he was in love with Han the whole time. Now that Han has been killed he will train Rey (the secret daughter of lando and Leia) and together they will bring down the patriarchy of the second order and build a galactic Democratic socialist feminist government that respects refugees.

Cap this

>Rey will end up falling in love with Chewbacca
No but it's believable she'll get Chewbacca to knot her.

Take your fucking meds

>It's gonna suck, isn't it
100%

George please come back and save us

I haven't seen his movies but he directed the best episode of the best tv show so I don't think all faith is lost

>George please come back and save us
It's RLM's and their hipster fanbase's fault, mostly.

Not as much as TFA, but yes it will suck, but just like TFA every normie will agree that it was the best movie ever made since Citizen Kane, or Casablanca.
Disney will report that it made $998999,9999 in it's opening hour, and Diversity and Feminism win again!

Oh, and as always it will get a 98% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatos just like Ghostbusters 2016

>Diversity and Feminism win again!

Oh, so just as planned than?

>Name one that fits my microscopic autistic standards or it's Reddit

even if it doesn't you'll all say it does anyway because you wouldn't caught dead liking something everyone else likes

>Sup Forums calling anyone hipsters
yeah okay buddy

They're doing the same thing 7 did with hybridizing 4 and 5, except this time it's hybridizing 5 and 6, except with a grimdark ending for the middle part of the series, because they won't go too far from the original series structure, as seen in how they gave TFA the endings of both episode 4 and 5 at the same time.
So Luke will die or be kidnapped after he, Rey, and/or Kylo confront Snoke semi-successfully.
Then they'll bring it around even more full circle by having episode 9 merge the plotlines of episode 6's beginning and the phantom menace's ending.

That image would probably trigger some people, and it would get called problematic by others, but you know what, at least it's honest.

Only 3 star wars movies suck though
But user, he didn't direct Face off

George tried to come back, but as "pure coincidence" would have it that new feminist (Kathleen Kennedy) Disney put in charge of Star Wars laughed at his ideas, and showed him the way out of the building. George should have never sold.

half these bad guys are jewish

kylos lightsaber would look sick if it didn't have the cross guards and was just a regular blade with the fracture crystal and energy

Jews are white, goy. Everyone knows that.

(((Star Wars)))

listen dood don't ever talk to me again

Who?
Only Serkis. Maybe. Dunno.He's CGI anyway.

Driver's Jewish. So are Fisher and (sort of) Ford though.

>Driver's Jewish.
He really isn't.

Who cares, he's a shit actor who slept with Lena Dunham and Kathleen kennedy to make it in Hollywood

That don't make him jewish.

>doesn't

I really feel bad for George. When he was given free reign with the prequels, it was shit, but it was HIS shit.

I find it weird that Abrams openly states the inspiration or the first order was Nazis in Argentina trying to rebuild the reich, but they have kids toys and pajamas and shit with Kylo Ren and First Order troopers all over them. What if their plan backfires due to their marketing greed and they accidentally convince a whole generation of little boys that Nazis are cool and fun?

There hasn't been a good star wars movie since 1980

Oh yes.

But Ep. 7 sucked too, and it still made over 2 billion shekels.

the problem with these Disney movies is that it's always so fucking predictable

They should honestly kill Rey in the next movie, no joke, they should have her try and bring Kylo back to the light and make it seems like she's going to succeed in a shitty cliche way and have him cut her head off with the empire music playing

throw us for a fucking loop for once Disney

>Hamill saying he fundamentally disagrees with every thing they have Luke do

I would be hopeful if it wasn't for this

Fuck, did he really say that?

Really leaves me with no hope

>It's RLM's and their hipster fanbase's fault, mostly.

Did you mean for me to say this like Jake Lloyd from TPM? Did you do this on purpose?

I feel bad for him
;_;

I promised I would drop Star Wars permanently if it was just a clone of Episode V

it looks like a clone of Episode V, so no more Star Wars for me.

I'm not going to pay to watch it, I've had enough of this F-tier acting

It doesn't actually matter what it is, you're going to go with whatever group opinion you want to fit in with.

DARK SIDE LUKE CONFIRMED

I don't like sand.

billionares eat at public restaurants?

>WAHHHHH THE NEW MOVIES ARE TOO MUCH LIKE THE OLD MOVIES
>WAAAHHHHHH THE NEW MOVIES AREN'T LIKE THE OLD MOVIES

Make your fucking minds up assholes

who are you quoting?

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the acting wasn't even the worst part, the movie is so nonsensical that you end up overlooking major plot holes because they are hidden by bigger plot holes
>kylo lands in the desert village looking for the map piece
>finds the old man who he is very, very certain had or knows where the map went
>instead of interrogating the man and forcing the information out of him (something we see him plan and try to do to Rei later on) he just kills him

...

He also said that Luke should have ex-machina-ed the lightsaber out of the snow in Starkiller base.
Thank god he isn't a writer.
Every single SW movie is guilty of this.

A new hope was no where near this bad
>darth vader
>tells his men to search the ship for the plans "tear this ship apart until you find those plans!"
>tells his men to bring all the passengers and Leia to be interrogated "I want then alive!"
>sends a detachment down to follow the escape pod to search for the plans

>Kylo
>kills the old man in rage instead of interrogating him
>tells his troopers to kill everyone in the village
>doesn't tell them to look for the plans in the village or Poe's X-wing
>doesn't bother interrogating Poe to make sure he had the plans, just takes him up to the ship assuming he'll be enough

don't forget Poe had a chance to run but instead stayed around and then revealed himself just to get revenge on the old man

>taking the plastic jew

It'll be okay. Episode 9 is the one that will suck unless JJ fucks off.

How the fuck do you think the rich stay rich? They know the value of a dollar you dumb neet.

OR MY WIFE'S SON

No. There's no possible way it will suck. Disney has proved themselves twice already. Stop these memes.

I don't know if it'll suck, I just have zero interest in it. Rogue One was okay, but I don't really have any desire to see the new episodes.

I agree. We can't let JJ finish the trilogy. It won't work. They seriously can't get anyone else?

Diet CocaCola hahahaha

TLJ is gonna be that weird, artsy, good, but weird Star Wars movie between the two JJ shitfests with nostalgia callbacks and dutch angles.

The trailer looked really fucking bad so probably. Also Reylo, that's an instant 0/10.

All trailers look great and Reylo or Kylo Ren character is the only thing that can save this trilogy.

Has enough time gone by that people will admit force awakens sucked?

Can you repeat the question?

It'll probably be alright. The porg or whatever will be dumb Ewok/Jar Jar shit and whatever twist they wind up doing is going to be stupid, but overall, it'll be okay. I mean, it's Star Wars.

>basically
no, it is.

>3 terrible prequels
>1 mediocre sequel
>another terrible prequel

gee, wonder what Last Jedi will be like

Whose bright idea was it to make everything red themed? Posters, backgrounds and characters are red themed for no reason.

Been warning signs for awhile now. I think it’s going to be a travesty. Mark doesn’t seem keen on it and of the ot cast he was always the most forward thinking with the franchise.

He's the one who hired Kathleen long before they deal with Disney though.

>1 mediocre sequel
which one ?
also i think revenge of the sith and rouge one were good.

It is possible it represents Kathleen Kennedy's menstrual blood. Other than that it's purely for aesthetics, to make it look "different". Eventually, normies won't realize it's ESB 2.0, cuck edition.