/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Group therapy

Starting our session a bit early tonight with yesterday's early strip.

Joyce cuteness edition.

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Bumping with a Patreon bonus strip dump, with some strips anons might not have seen.

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I really like Daisy.

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I don't, mostly because Willis is only using her as a one-note wacky lesbian because he can't write lesbians as anything other than wacky and whimsical or tortured and DEEP.
She should have been given the journalist role that Dorothy took.

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It's not even the anachronism that bothers me anymore, not since this strip was posted to /fit/.

>Toedad
>Toegrave
That's how we differentiate the two.

Also, I can't wait to see how Willis conclusively brushes away Becky's desire to be a generic scientist, without actually going into a specific area of focus.

>not since this strip was posted to /fit/
Please elaborate

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When Patreanon first posted the strip to these threads, the first thing that came to my mind was if this was even possible to do. So I posted it to /fit/ and got a few replies, mostly in the range of "Even if you're an Olympic athlete training since childhood, you only MIGHT be able to accomplish this feat."

And here we go. More twisty-turns in the love polygon we have going.

>Joe's do-list is a live-updated online feed

Truly the man is a paragon of the 21st century.

Nice to see Raidah again after twelve thousand years.

And I've said it before, but I still can't get over how we're supposed to just accept Jacob as a cast member after not having had a strong focus on him in years, and whatever other times he was featured having been little more than to be ogled at by Sarah. Hell, I don't even know how we're supposed to accept Jacob and Joe as being friends when this is the most we've seen them together in a long time.

Hell, if I were a newer reader, my first question would be about who this new girl is.

Does Jacob not know that he shouldn't talk about how "compelling" other girls are in front of his girlfriend?

For a guy that just finished a speech about not liking being a sex object, he' doesn't really have a lot of other positive traits, like foresight.

>How remiss.

I'm no English major, but that just seems like awkward speech. I'd say 'how remiss of me" even if I was even trying to sound smart using that word.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

"Compelling" isn't used to describe how attracted to someone you are, though.

I thought the exact same thing.

In panel five we see Jacob scrunch his shoulders together in an attempt to understand how nice it must be to not have bodily proportions approaching that of a Warhammer 40k model. Also I think I figured out why Jacob's proportions are so noticeably off while Joe, who shares the same problem, doesn't have such issues; Jacob's head is enormous. Look at panel 3, his ears nearly line up with his armpits.

He does clarify that compelling refers to her punching a kidnapper, not her sweater puppies or birthing hips.

Am I reading this right? Did Jacob just tell Joe that Joyce should totally be on his "do" list?

Also, Raidah is a cunt.

Joe only likes women he has a chance with, but Jacob is trying to tell him there are non-sexual reasons for wanting to hang out with her.

Aren't Joe and Joyce supposed to be friends? To the point she turns to him with actual problems and seeks advice? Why is he acting like this about her?

I think it's more Joe trying to keep up appearances, we've been shown that they converse and keep in contact with each other before.

Hah Joyce goes in for the steal.

He was already texting with her as a friend, shown in a bunch of strips. Why is this supposed to be a revelation for him?
Exactly. It's weird. He's acting like they weren't already close non-sexually.

All their religious debates end with argumentative Sex in which they continue to debate.

Yes, but it's largely private moments where she turns to him and the two of them talk. Publicly, Joe's still very much Joe and he has his image he wants to maintain.

Image related, Carol and Joyce make similar teasing faces before they go on to fuck a man endlessly and have several children with him.

>She wears a wrist brace from punching out a *kidnapper*
Seems like a missed chance with Joe not responding that Joyce also punched him in the face... repeatedly. Maybe something about everything looking like a nail when all you have is a hammer.

>"Shudder!" onomatopoeia.
meh

Joe does not like encouraging non-sexual contact with women.

>Image related, Carol and Joyce make similar teasing faces
Oh, damn! That similarity is uncanny.

>He's acting like they weren't already close non-sexually.
Neither Joyce nor Joe as far as I can tell have made how frequent they text apparent to their close circles.

Now that the new strip post has had it's time, let's finish up with the Patreon bonus strip dump...

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That girl ain't right.

I legit never understood this one, since I have no idea who the fuck Kaitlyn or any of these other people are.

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Pretty sure most of you saw this one, but here it is anyway.

The most recent Patreon bonus strip.

I honestly don't get it.

I think I'm missing something. I think the joke here is that Mrs. Mom is a staunch Christian and conservative?

Oh, hey, this is new. To me, at least.
According to dumbingofage.com/tag/kaitlin/ Kaitlin is the girl who Becky tried shagging up with.

I have a feeling she'll be making a visit to IU at some point in the future, at least if Willis is choosing to set up her character through Patreon bonus strips.
Actually, that could be a worthwhile Patreon donation incentive: A weekly series of strips following a character whose backstory or adventures would otherwise be ignored in the main DoA story.

>I honestly don't get it.
This was probably setting the stage for that tedious story line where Becky was trying to see Dina's head without her hat on.

She's the girl who had a physical relationship with Becky and then pinned it all on her when they got found out.

I guess this is her punishment? Having a huge crush on dirty blonde Robin and not being able to express it because she has to be closeted to not fuck up her life?

Or maybe it's just contrasting her being kinda miserable but safe with Becky's freedom?

Or maybe it's just Willis having more lesbian content because that sells?

Jesus, how long has it been since that girl showed up in real time?

How lazy.
At least have Becky eyeing her up.

>Actually, that could be a worthwhile Patreon donation incentive: A weekly series of strips following a character whose backstory or adventures would otherwise be ignored in the main DoA story.
It is, but it's monthly, and the majority of his patrons are fuckwits.

This month will be Alex, since that whole "the real Alex is trans" thing went down like the day before the poll was posted.

Willis seems to think that dorm room doors don't automatically lock.

Other than in flashbacks, she's only been in one strip, and that was back in 2012. Otherwise, she's been in bonus Patron strips.

Wait, so Willis makes a poll to see who gets backstory and who doesn't?
That's kind of a cop-out.

so that scalp fetish sure is a real thing, huh

>in the original comic Joyce fucked Walky, a half-black nerd
>in the current comic Joyce will fuck a full black chad who is also a Christian

And then we get to have the chapter where Joyce's mom doesn't like the idea of her daughter getting BLACKED

I can just hear that nutcase tranny Cerberus throwing a fit over Joe once more.

Maybe you can too

It sounds pretty much like a whole bunch of bullshit

The governor is personally suing a woman over visitation?

>Wait, so Willis makes a poll to see who gets backstory and who doesn't?

Yeah, here's the main post.

Right now, it's actually PENNY of all people winning with 46 votes (don't know how I missed that one), Alex at 31, Jocelyne at 23, Ruth at 15, Dana at 14, Bonnie MacIntyre at 13, Riley at 11, "Toedad" at 9, and Jeph Jaques attention whoring himself with 4 votes.

Damn, we've really got a backlog on "stolen" Fuckzone Pinups by now.

We need a donor to liven these threads up.

You got $25 to throw away? That's what it takes to get into Willy's Fuckzone.

So it's one bonus strip of his own design and one bonus strip of the Patrons' choice.

I like my idea more.

That was supposed to be Joe who BLACKS Joyce, dammit!

I'd do it, but it's $25 for one month.
Maybe we should try and find somebody on /d/ willing to help.

Yeah, I mean there's GOT to be somebody with a Slipshine account who'd be willing to toss a handful of pinups our way.

Unless you have to pay specifically for Willy's shit.

>Yeah, I mean there's GOT to be somebody with a Slipshine account who'd be willing to toss a handful of pinups our way.

Try /r/ m8. I can't be bothered right now, but maybe someone there might help us out.

fuck it. I'll do it. What do you need?

WHO'S PENNY???

If you've gotta pay don't bother, I'd hate to encourage Willy's shit.

If you just happen to have an acoount than the last 4-5 Fuckzone pinups.

I think the last 7 or so of the "pin up" series Willis does on SlipShine we are missing.

If you are willing to take the bullet I know this user will thank you

>what do you need
A credit card and $25

Joe isn't black, so he cannot BLACK.

I think Penny is the other Maths teacher? The one who was an evil secret agent from jason's dimension in It's Walky.

desu it's difficult to tell which way Willis will go- the "I DON'T WANT HALF-BLACK GRANDCHILDREN" way or the "I DON'T WANT JEWISH GRANDCHILDREN" way.

whoops meant for

nah, Trump loves Jews and so do most of Sup Forums now. He'll go the half black route

dumbingofage.com/tag/penny/
Penny is a teacher who's been shacking up with Joe.

He's going to go the "Dumbing of Age is all I have left until I can think of a new universe for the characters to thrive in so that I can slowly abandon DoA and eventually end the comic in an unceremonious and anticlimactic fashion, so I'll just string readers along about who ends up with whom in the end" way.

>Penny hasn't been seen in over 2 years at this point

I'm angry! Why now bring her back?!

walkypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Penny

Ask the fans who voted for her, I guess.
At least it's one way of seeing characters return. I'd rather have it be a weekly series of comics rather than a single bonus strip.

I happen to have an account for reasons. Might lose it over this but I barely go there anyway so fuck it.
imgur.com/a/OXk3P

You're a m8, m8

>That BillieXRuth one

Dear sweet God

Did you ever know that you're my heeerooooo

>that Billie and Ruth

OH MY GOD! SHE'S EATING HER!

Nah, we've gotten all the other ones before and nobody lost a thing.

Well, we may have lost our lunches when looking at these. But we've grown accustomed to the smell.

Thank you, New Pornanon.
I hope you wouldn't mind taking five minutes out of your Mondays to share anything new to come along.

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Jason's pubes are a bowtie.

How would they find out it was you?

Guess the carpets all match the drapes. Except for Jason... huh...

The only slightly maybe somewhat acceptable one is Dorothy and I still wouldn't pay for it...

oh god damn it, you're right

>ginger
Nice

They were texting each other in public at that restaurant, right in front of Jacob and Sarah. I know it's not always obvious that two people are texting each other, but it could be inferred from their expressions.

I'll try to.
There's no real way they could. I was just being a bit paranoid.

All Hail Pornanon! Long live Pornanon!

Does Willis not know how to put on condom on? Dorothy is putting that condom on SUPER wrong. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't even go on that way.

>joe's dad and amber's mom
Damn. Still can't believe that's a real thing.

To pay him a compliment, I actually REALLY like the pose he's going for her. But that oblong boob and the way he rendered Billie's lower body (pelvis area)leaves a lot to be desired.
Also Ruth looks like she's blowing raspberries.

>Ruth looks like she's blowing raspberries

better than when Robin bit off Leslie's clit

Oh, for fuck's sake...

He's doing this on purpose, right? Drawing pubes comically. He hasn't drawn them right once. Does he have pubes?

Jesus Christ what is up with Roz's vagina?
At least in the parents one they look like they're having fun instead of grimacing.
Dorothy a cute.
As always, hate the enforced jokes and the shitty color overbleed in the linework

They were acceptable in the first Slipshine. Not at all after that.

>Wait, so Willis makes a poll to see who gets backstory and who doesn't?
>That's kind of a cop-out.
He's doing this comic to be lazy, so why not let the readers decide who actually gets developed? That's even less effort he has to put out! Only develop the characters people irrationally care about!

How does Becky's mom not have more votes????? Insanity.

That's just straight up a Calvin and Hobbes strip

>he has his image he wants to maintain.

Being thought of as a "Man-whore" is NOT a perception that any man should want to maintain.

2nd panel is superfluous

As long as they arent actually DRINKING the stuff, I dont see the problem with simply HANDING a beer to someone.

He's trying to keep a couple of rugmunchers apart. Which is fine with me.

>Penny is a teacher who's been shacking up with Joe.

Im pretty clear that goes against all ethical guidelines

SHE'S GONNA GET BLAi'm actually sick of that meme.

>I happen to have an account for reasons.

Well, yeah. Of course you do.

There's really no point in saying you have reasons unless you plan to share what those specifically ARE. The fact that youve stated you have an account would imply that you have a reason for it.

It's a beat of Jocelyne trying to decide what version to tell her mom. It works fine as a small character/relationship detail.

Her? That's a guy. His mom even tells him that.