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This kills the Return of the Jedi.
Empire Strikes Back is the only one worth watching.

Whenever someone posts a image of George Lucas, along with the words "apologize", I think of this scene.

I think George Lucas developed a brain tumor during or shortly after ROTJ. Nothing too big in the beginning but it's been growing very slowly and became especially impactful on his thinking when it came time for the special editions, the prequels, and the decision to sell.

Empire Strikes Back is the most overhyped movie ever.
The first battle and the climax are great but everything inbetween is fucking boring.

Best thread on Sup Forums

Why did none of the prequels have a dance/music scene in it?

Another pet theory is Lucas grew to hate his fanbase and knew even the best movie could never live up to their expectations, so he tried shitting on them by damaging his originals, and then making awful prequels and then selling them with the hopes the next trilogy would be awful as well. Now he can sit all nice and comfy atop a pile of money and laugh at the peasants even more than he could before.

This scene is kino

Post the original disco new wave song

ROTJ is still the comfiest Star Wars movie, prove me wrong

The Phantom Menace has a gayass song at the end.

5>4>7>6>R1>1>3>2
>Implying any Dagobah scene is anything less than the pinnacle of filmmaking
You're breaking global rules 2 and 6

Lucas apologists need to be executed. Nothing in Disney Wars is even close as bad.

4>5>6>3>R1>7>1>2

Dagobah is a borefest aside from the X-Wing scene.
All the scenes with Han and the rest running from the Empire are even worse.

ME LIKE DUH SHOOTY PEW PEW BUT NOT DUH BORING TALKY PARTZ

Disney Wars isn't bad, it's just uninspired as shit.

Pretty much. It's all competently done but it lacks inspiration and a soul.

Jesus Raimi

I LIKE IT WEN DA BIG HORSES SHOOT THE PEW PEW AT THE FLYING CHEESE WEDGES AN THEN THEY BRING THEM DOWN WITH DA STRING

anyone have the video of the guy in the parade singing this song?

It’s actually a more happier version of Emperor’s Throne Room from ROTJ.

No, it just don't want 90% of a movie to be about a green puppet throwing generic old mentor lines at a dude who ends up completely ignoring most of them.

I know the dialogue and imagery was vulgar and offensive, but you have to remember it was a different time. George wasn't even at fault here, either. Lucas expressed deep regret at hiring his old friend Raimi to direct and produce the special editions of his work after he saw it. He'd had no idea his friend had changed so much after his time in Yugoslavia during the ethnic conflicts. Raimi had turned his pure family-friendly adventure for the ages into Nazi propaganda so blatant and so horrifying that Goebbels would turn it down in disgust. Unfortunately, he was locked into the contract he'd signed and was forced to release Raimi's product on schedule and unaltered. The two quickly broke contact after that, and Lucas retreated into isolation for a while. He's apologized multiple times for it since, but it was never his fault.

I really couldn't count the number of times I've wanted her to suck me off. I am not ashamed.

Please don't mock people, it's not nice. At least they're happy.

DA GLOO GLOO STICK GOES ZOOSH ZOOM ZAASSH KRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHSSSSSS KRRRRRRRRR

HY TALK WHENN PEW PEW AND BOOM?! ARTOO DETOO GOES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

I'm dying

disney would bring this character back for a cameo if they had any sense

Pretty solid arguments.

>Actually falling for it.

Why was Alec Guiness such a dick?

They are generic now cause everyone ripped it off
> user calls david bowie generic after listening to 50 years of music influenced by him

This is why the prequels are better.

The Ewoks did that years ago.

I fucking wish Disney put literally any cameo in the new trilogy.
The fact that there was literally no alien from previous movies in Maz's Cantina triggered the fuck out of me.

Han shot first

Why did this trigger people so much that they had to change it?

>This, I thought I was alone
There's a crazy amount of new Species now It feels like Star Trek.
*I know the Galaxy is massive but I always thought most of the planets inside the known Galaxy where colonized*

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EE-MA CHAY-CHOO RAAAAAAAAAAAW

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Your childhood is when you like the CGI version.
Your early twenties is when you like the original.
Your thirties is when you realize both versions are fucking terrible.

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I got you nigga

Because he prided himself on his acting skills and once he did Star Wars that's all people recognized him from. Pissed him off to no end.

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I'm shocked no ones posted this

truly based
if he was so good people would of looked past it dude should of just got over it

Close
Still breaking global rules 2 and 6
No

>try to watch a new hope for the first time since 1997
>forty minutes in luke is still drinking blue milk with uncle owen and whining about not going to college

>if he was so good people would of looked past it dude should of just got over it.

I think it was more of him being pissed off that people hold schlock like Star Wars to a higher degree than they anything else great that he did. He was a character actor and in that regard Obi-Wan was one of his more boring roles and yet, strictly by having Star Wars attached to it, Obi-Wan became his most famous character.

>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAAAAA

GEORGE: I want the CGI furry guy to run right at the camera and sing DIRECTLY TO THE AUDIENCE.

CGI *ARTIST*: You want him to break the fourth wall?

GEORGE: I want you to break all the walls.

Let me answer this for you, so ...

Because it totally changed the character from a badass guy who don't give a crap about etiquette and killed a guy in cold blood to a regular Joe who just end up reacting to being shot at.

See the difference? Most of us oldfags grew up with the notion that Solo was a rogue guy with a screw the rule attitude.

That change made lessened him to a regular Joe with a quick draw...

tbf he was the key to that scene.

Both versions are not good but the original was low-key, much more tasteful, and at least the effects fucking fit the time period of the rest of the film. The 2nd one is like a shitty musical number in an early dreamworks movie.
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literally the only soundtrack that plays in battlefront 2

>having THIS shit taste
I didn't know it was possible

I meant why people got triggered by Han shooting first, which led to the stupid change.

>why people got triggered by Han shooting first
Nobody did, GL just changed it for shits and giggles. Unironically.

I'd fuck that ugly one with the pink hair

I would also fuck the female "greedo"

What a cool guy

fuck this gay earth

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Friendly reminder that Star Wars is for children. That's why it has mostly-naked slave women whose boobs you can literally see dancing seductively. Kids love that shit.

I will never forgive Lucas for that travesty. The original scene was fucking classic. He used his bullshit "it's a kids movie" excuse to utterly ruin what was already a near perfect movie trilogy. What a god damned faggot. Fuck him. Just thinking about it makes me think better of the new Disney shit... at least we know where they're coming from.

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Ewoks did it first.

Did you say Ku-mi-te?

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It feels the opposite of Star Trek if anything. Star Trek always has had a small established list of alien species as opposed to Star Wars which has always had a fuck loads of different aliens.

>Shut off the computer

Never gets old.

this and ewoks are a proof that george was always slightly retarded

Nah. People give him a hard time for that, but even now it's no where near as bad as what he did here. In effect, the new edits saved the OT and its fuckups.

Return of the Jedi could have been the best of the trilogy.

>the new edits saved the OT and its fuckups.
Elaborate.

I remember reading that the original plan was to have the Battle of Endor take place on Kashyyyk, with Wookies instead of Ewoks, but for some reason they changed it. Possibly budgetary reasons since having over a dozen Wookiee costumes and paying adult actors likely would have been way more expensive than Ewoks and child slave labor.

Do you guys think that Wookiees instead of Ewoks would have saved the movie?

You're in your car driving and you see an accident on one side of the street. "Whoa, what happened there? Kind of interesting...", and then all of a sudden an explosion on the other side, Michael Bay style. Whatever happened the first time isn't nearly as interesting as whatever is going on right now.

That's basically what it amounts to; the OT had issues, but you honestly can't hold any of that against it now after how it was ruined even more. You know everyone who wants to watch the OT doesn't want to watch it with all that new shit, so the original cheese is part of the experience and much more well respected.

you killed me

I get what you're saying, but the Star Wars trilogy was nearly universally loved since they movies came out. It was considered a classic series before the special edition came out.

>Disney uses classic ship designs and familiar story archs
>"OH WOW COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW PLEASE"
>cantina scene is 100% new creatures
>"WHERE ARE MY OLD FAVORITES LIKE MOMAW NASON AND THE WOLFMAN?"

idiot

Memes aside, are there any other genres of music in the star wars universe? Do they have a version of rock or classic? Maybe that character DJ is into intergalactic EDM?

No one complained about using the same shio designs and of course I want to see the same aliens, both things make sense and add consistency.
Reusing the plot of previous movies is a completely different thing and if you can see that then you are fucking retarded.

But we're talking about how people thought the Ewoks were a mistake, and they kind of were, but that one fuckup doesn't hold a candle to the new edit and what is now considered one of the biggest jokes in Hollywood. For as bad as it may have been back in the day, all attention should have been diverted from that. It might actually have been a clever marketing tactic if he wasn't dead serious about it and had the unfortunate side effect of ruining all his credibility as a director.

George didn't want Han Solo to be a cold blooded killer in his kids' movie.

>This is why the prequels are better.
But the prequels are nothing but KU NI TA~!!

One scene of KUNITE isn't as bad as three entire movies of it!

What about Luke murdering a million people when he blew up the Death Star?

The original song is unironically good.

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Did George decide after the fact that the movies were for kids? Because the original films are very clearly not meant for children. The only thing you could say might be intended to entice kids are the Ewoks, which were only in the last movie, and weren't even in the original story (it was supposed to be Wookiees, as another user said already)
It's like part way through making RotJ George decided he wanted them to be kids movies, so he did what he could with that one by tossing the Ewoks in, and then worked on retroactively changing random shit for the special editions to try to make them more kid-friendly.

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They were space white supremacists. They deserved it.

By then he was starting to see that toy money roll in. Kids movies are where the big bucks are.

>No one complained about using the same ship designs

Umm... everyone has been complaining about Disney using the same ship designs from the OT.

Yeah, I'm sure the guy cleaning the toilets or the one in charge of the kitchen were evil human supremacists.

Pretty sure he just went senile in his old age. People held him up as a visionary and talented director, when in fact it was mostly the people he worked with that helped make Star Wars as great as it was. His ego became huge from the fame, and nobody wanted to directly challenge him on anything because of his past legitimacy that they just let him roll with whatever he wanted to do despite how dumb it was. It was definitely decided long after that it "was a kids movie", probably when toys were making him so much money that he felt like he needed to change some things to appeal to the bigger money maker.

But also because he's a super autist and slightly retarded.

Haven't seen anyone doing it and it's a retarded complaint anyway.
The First Order is the made out of the remnants of the Empire and the Rebellion lacks proper logistic support so it makes sense that they are using similar ships to the ones they had 30 years ago.

Agreed. For one thing there are some minor changed to the ship designs if you actually look at them, and the movies are what, 30 years apart? Look at different vehicle styles today compared to 1987, basically the same with some minor differences. I mean it's a fucking car, there are only so many possibilities. Same goes for space ships.

That's why so many people like the prequels imo, they get off on visual sci fi porn even if it lacks the tiniest depth that episodes 4-7 have

>Pretty solid arguments.

What an autistic post
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