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T. Ausfag who saw it in 2d spoilers Thor loses an eye

do they show proper eyeball effects or keep it offscreen like sissypussies?

And now I hate ausfags as well. Kys op

No wackas
It's on screen the Maori Jew knows what he's doing

Just got out of this earlier and don't waste your time it's a 6/10 torrent at best movie.

Non stop jokes (worse than Guardians2) most are not even funny. CG is also very poor and rubbery in all the action scenes
Hela is mediocre and underused, in exchange you get maximum Tiaka screentime as he felates himself as the 'funniest character in the cast'.
Plot is fucking dire, supposed serious moments you just can't take seriously because they insert some dumb 'lel he fell over/lel he banged his head/lel he pulled a funny face' at any occasion
Also the costume and set design looks fucking autrcious, it makes Batman and Robin look good

It tries to make out like it's some sort of new independently constructed marvel movie but it's not, same old marvel shit but ramping the quips, potty jokes soulessness up to 11

Remember when every single emotional beat in the movie is immediately punctured by a joke? Literally, every, single, one.

Also made me laugh how one guy with 2 m16s took down the majority of the threat. /k/ could unironically conquer Asguard sans plotarmor Thor.

what the fuck are you even talking about, all of that is in the trailer.

movie is a solid 8/10, I just got home from watching it

I also enjoyed "Thun! Ragnarok"

t. dc cucks who've never seen the movie

Never even seen a DC film.

> Oh the characters that have been close friends and confidants with potential for growth just got killed.
> 'i'm just a janitor!'

> Oh the comic relief character who betrayed Asguard and pulled a shifty one realized the error of his ways and redeemed himself i can't wait to see how he develops next.
> oh he just gets killed.

> Oh the comic relief badass bug guy is dead, that sucks he was cool.
> oh no he isn't

> Oh thors entire fucking planet just got destroyed
> 'nope, no foundations LOL'

> Oh thors father just died, lost mjollnir, the lowest point for his character.
> 'you fighter or food, LOL ELECTROCUTED!'

It's not bad, but it's heartless.

Can we call him JewMaorio?

On top of this, the worst part is it's so transparently because Disney doesn't want to pay these people multi-film contracts so they just kill them off for literal no name Valkyrie 'with a dark past.'

This, t. Australian who also just saw it. That scene with the Immigrant Song playing over slow motion fighting against cgi zombie-soldiers was particularly awful. I bet Americans will love hearing the quirky kiwi accents.

I found that shit weird consdering Heimdall was having difficulty with those and yet here we have this one guy rifle-whipping them and killing effortlessly.

It's fun lmao just turn your brain off.

Fucking kill me.

No be fair guns are more effective than a sword when fighting a horde cause you don't have to be in reach of their weapons.

Hes literally wading through them hitting them with the butt of his rifle, i'm pretty sure he fucking cuts one in half with one.

Kill yourself

I liked What We Do in Shadows but generally find Marvel movies boring
Would I enjoy this ?

Just pirate or wait for netflix. It's just Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

If you like the magic maori's other stuff you'll probably like this though. But it's still a bland facade trying to obscure the giant corporate disney machine.

Was Skurges last stand good?

Nope.

Funny though, because it makes me think one unit of Marines or fucking /k/ if dropped onto Asgard could wipe them out, he eliminates like 90% of the bad guy mooks everyone else has been struggling with the whole movie with two M16s.

He then kills the remaining by beating them with the butt of the rifles only to get stabbed and instantly killed by Hela.

Agree for the most part.

This movie does what other Marvel movies do and distract you from the fact that it's a heaping pile of wasted potential with jokes.

1) Odin's death in front of his two sons.
2) Bruce possibly never turning back again.
3) Hela's relationships with her brothers/Odin.
4) Loki & Thor reuniting after Thor thought he was dead.
5) The death's of the Warriors 5. Thor literally never speaks about them. Sif isn't even in the movie.
6) The destruction of Asgard is quickly followed by a joke.
7) The entire Planet Hulk storyline.
8) Death of Skurge. Didn't really care about him during the movie.

All of those are done horribly. Hela is quite crap. Action is meh at best. It's just (sometimes) good for jokes. I would say wait for it to come out online. This movie is a 6/10.

This hits the nail on the head.

Total 4/10 flick.

Its memefest and quips.

They fucking add Dr Strange and Hulk for memes. Plot is dumb

Also black drunktard valkyrie and dual wielding assalut rifles. All asians were claping and laughing so it will get money.

1) Was fine, needed to be rushed cause Thor 2 was garbage and left a lot unanswered

2) There's going to be a 3 film Hulk-arc, that's a good thing

3)She doesn't have a relationship with her brothers, why would she?

4) This was pretty bad

5) This was also bad

6) It's a comedy, why is this a bad thing?

7) Planet Hulk storyline, if you've actually read the comics, is really dated and boring.

8) This I didn't mind, I like that they used the villains against each other, I think Skurge as a proper villain would have been as boring as that elf from Thor 2.

2 out of 8, try harder next time.

>bout a million...to fun

jesus christ just saw that trailer and I couldn't believe it was actually real

1) The fact that is was rushed made it crap and it had 0 emotional weight. A man's father is dying in front of him and literally 30 seconds later he's joking on Sakaar.

2) I heard that, but it doesn't mean the start of it has to be inda crap.

3) We know that, it's just it's an almost unneccessary add on. I would expect a more emotional fight from siblings, but it did nothing for the movie.

6) I don't know, it's just if I was on a space ship and I saw Earth and everything I've ever know destroyed in front of me, I'd like a minute to be sad. The joke was unneccessary and took away from the emotional weight.

7) Hey, that's your opinion, mate. Mine is that it's far superior to what we got here and is kinda crapped on. They could have still done Hulk talking properly, his wife and unborn child, etc. to actually give him something to do/stay for and some emotional depth. But he doesn't really do anything in the movie. Even Hulk v Thor was kinda quick and meh.

8) Agree that he would have been a crap villain, it's just he died as quickly as everyone else. So fast that I didn't even really care.

And I'm not trying anything, man, just stating my opinion on what could have been done much better.

>The destruction of Asgard is quickly followed by a joke.
do they really push the "asgard now is like the jewish exodus, it isnt a place, it's a immigrant people that can be anyone really whatever, hahaha it was destroyed"

this was really bad in GOTG2, once it's obvious it becomes so emotinally nasty

downey jr's gen x sardonic emotional detachment is ok at first because you cant take comic books 100% serious, but then it went to Whedon cynical detached quips and soon became a real ugly beast, like someone too monstruous but gay to take anything seriously and foccus for 2 minutes

Yes. Asgard is it's people and all that. Looks like they're going to get killed though based off the Infinity War leak.

goddamn i at least thought they'd make a ragnarok 'new cycle' thing. Thor would metaphorically die with the serpent, Sutr destroys the bifrost, Odin killed by Fenrir etc

The old Ragnarok myths wasn't even covered. It was all Surtur destroys Asgard, nothing more. Also, Fenris is Hela's mount and falls over a waterfall.

True. The intro gag was bad. Strange teleport meme too. What I can't handle is fucking Korg and his NZ accent.

goddamn this seems more insipid than the first two thors

>Capeshit: extra quips edition
quite overwhelming at times

Did you guys hear about the new Thor capeshit?
Thor loses an eye.