Just got home from watching this, surprisingly really good, but the first 10-15 minutes are basically what Sup Forums describes capeshit as, quip after quip.
but it keeps getting better and better throughout the movie with a great fucking act 3.
I'll answer any questions, so shoot.
Me too. Thought it was hilarious, funny, and all round fun.
eye ripping is visual, bloody and gruesome, or they made it offscreen like sissyfags?
see it in full, but it's not drawn out. It's quick, and fast strike, but surprising cause the audience gets a full view of the bloody eye.
I keked when some moms tried to cover their kids eyes
It really was alot of fun wasn't it? I remember just sitting there and thinking 'i am having so much fun right now', everybody else was having fun too, lots of laughs like I counted over 100.
I might see this again in IMAX 3D, it really was that much fun
>a full view of the bloody eye.
nice, never expected this in MCUl capeshit
how would you rank it amongst marvel films?
yeah dude, and I thought it was gonna be shit cause of the first 10 minutes. but just kept getting better
Id rate it their most Fun film to date. Just constant with the zingers and above all, fun.
I saw it too
haha
it was so much fun
everybody in the theater was having so much fun
myself included!
it was just so much fun haha
dunno really, but it has one of the better character developments for both loki, thor and banner
if I am to compare it, I'd say it's guardians 1 and 2 enjoyment, but with a better villain and better subplots.
Also goldblum casting is 10/10.
Owns every single scene he's in.
Haha, yeah, the Marvel shills with their "fun" buzzword are so obvious. That's why I only watch DC™ cinematic universe movies. Films like Batman vs Superman® and Wonderwoman® are for a more mature audience that doesn't fall for simple quips and "fun." I can't wait for November 17, 2017 when The Justice League® debuts in all major theaters across the country!
is hella fucking epic kill?
not only is the movie fun for the audience watching
you can clearly tell that the actors had a lot of fun making the movie too
haha
This was the funnest movie I have ever seen in my life. I didn't think it was even possible after watching my recently purchased copy of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 blu ray (only $14.99!) that it was possible for a movie to be so fun.
I didn't have any doubts I just knew when I saw that Marvel logo that I was in for 2 hours of wall to wall fun but I didn't realise it would be THIS much fun XD
>this thread
That’s good to hear. Gotg/2 are my favorite of the mcu
it was a lot of fun
...I have no idea what's going on in this thread
what do you mean
she kills like 30-50 asgardian jobbers, plus the japanese guy from thor 1. She gets fully stabbed by a sword from the back, with full view from audiance, but shrugs it off and continues killing jobbers
One of the faces on the tower I think had a long snout, was that a Beta Ray Bill reference?
Humor us, quote for us some of the most awful quips
I had fun watching this movie
Aussies have awful fucking taste
Shitposting aside, am i the only one who actually had a nugget of emotion from the first two movies that was completely absent here?
Has anyone actually seen it? Every single somber moment or potentially character developing thing was immediately followed by some stupid ass joke.
just got out.
mid credits scene
Spiderman says something funny
post credits
Thor renames himself to Thun because of how much fun he had battling Fulk, who also renamed himself do to also having so much fun
the worst fucking quip is in the first 5 minutes of the movie where bad guy is talking about his evil plan and thor, hanging from a chain, interrupts him cause he would keep facing away from the baddy cause he had no control over movement while dangling
he does this twice, thankfully the movie got better and better after 10 minutes in
> tfw /k/ could conquer Asguard.
not bad
im asking if she died
She gets one shot obliterated by a sword the size of a mountain.
this guy's full of shit
but, while I'm still awake, I might aswell tell the 2 post credit scenes.
mid credit scene is thor, loki, banner, the rock guy and rock guy's crew, and the remaining asgardians on a ship heading to earth, but then gets blocked by a massive ship, which I assume it's thanos, as thor is found floating unconscious and bloody in space in the infinity war leaked trailer
end credit scene is the grandmaster(goldblum) surrounded by a bunch of scavenger guys and he tries to shit talk his way outta it
>this guy's full of shit
you dont say.
We don't know what happened to Hela and Surtur after Asgard was destroyed. I'm hoping Hela lives so Thanos will have his Goddess of Death.
oh shit twilight sword makes an appearance? based wakiki
The quips fucking ruined the mood for the entire movie, even though they toned it down later, cause you knew or were expecting quips so during any tense moments it was impossible not to think about what quip they would use. They should have limited the jokes to non plot related segments and the scrapyard planet cause Goldblum was the only funny character there.
Not even impaled just bursts into goo.
>quip after quip.
The movie is basically a straight up comedy judging by the reviews so it's like saying Ace Ventura is nothing but quips
supposedly, but it's not shown at all
her last scene is her chucking giant spikes onto the big lava giant, then the entirety of asgard explodes with her and giant still on them
Mid credits scene is
the ship all the Asgard evacuated in being loomed over by an even bigger ship and post credits is Jeff Goldblum being confronted by the peasants that revolted against him.
Jeff Goldblum was probably the only thing I liked in the film.
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION NO ONE HAS ASKED BEFORE, DID THOR FUCK THE NIGGER OR NOT?
No
No, she's a strong independent woman of colour who don't need no man.
If you actually care this is just full ending spoiler.
No a fire giant Odin defeated years ago described here says 'if i put my skull in a big fire in asgard i grow big and usher in ragnarok destroying asguard (the planet / plane).
Helya's power comes from asguard, more time she spends there the more powerful she becomes, they can't beat her so they put the skull of the first villain who got beat 5 minutes in into the sacred fire, he grows giant and in destroying asguard reduces her power and one shots her.
He then destroys asguard and some guy makes a le epik quip.
Nope. The Valkyrie prefers the Hulk dick.
no, the nigger is more into hulk, not banner.
she wants that big green dick, but in all seriousness, there is not a single romantic scene, or hint with her.
she's more like hulk's training buddy
>wn later, cause you knew or were expecting quips so during any tense moments it was impossible not to think about what quip they would use.
They still did it for literally every scene with any emotional resonance or serious tone. I honestly can't think of a scene that didn't end in a quip or visual comedy bit.
Like how many times did they use that electrocution macguffin to humourously de-escalate any tension both in character talking, fighting scenes or character development. Atleast 15.
Does he get his hammer back at the end or is it destroyed for good?
no one does, but it's alot of fun
thanks for the pic, for clarification. Was wondering if you meant his claw hammer or not.
No but they kinda seemed into each other, although she was "friendly" with Banner as well.
No more hammer.
Probably destroyed for good. But hes got a new suite of powers just shooting lightning every which way.
Theyll probably just end up making him a new one by the time the next film rolls around after releasing the Ragnarok (TM) brand of toys where he is without his hammer.
nice, so my girl Sif still has a chance huh? god bless wakiki for not forcing le epic racial couple
destroyed for good, the ex-machina this time is his real power manifests, as the god of thunder. cause the hammer was only used to control and focus his power to keep it from destroying him
>IT WAS FUN
It's spelled Asgard without a "u"
>things dcucks can never say about their movie
What's wrong with having fun amyway?
Every other member of his warrior crew got unceremoniously executed within 2 minutes of helya showing up in asguard. Shes probably dead.
Disney has learned to avoid having any character for more than 3 movies because they have to get paid a shitload, expect every side / minor character in every disney movie from here out to get killed off to show how badass the new villain is only to be replaced by a similar, but probably more niggerfied replacement for 2-3 movies before they too get killed off.
Destroyed for good near the start of the film, and Asgard itself is destroyed at the end. He uses Odin's spear for a short time while fighting Hela.
>anyone who doesn't like marvels shit tier flicks is a DC fanboy
Somehow the english audience is into it, everyone at my cinema was laughing hard at most quips, not even the good ones.
It's not even his hammer in the first place. It's Hela's (at least in the movie).
>things dcucks always say in a marvel movie thread
I know, people don't care. But i'm hoping because it's advanced screenings it's just the turbofanboys who showed up.
People just want Guardians of the Galaxy and that's what they got.
is he less good as Thor with shorter hair? Or is it explained why he has it short?
Because I am annoyed they cut his hair
did Odin gave Thor the access to the odinforce
>is he less good as Thor with shorter hair?
he is at least more fun.
>Or is it explained why he has it short?
for fun.
it's showing in the philippines, nationwide, also I think austrailia
When hes a space gladiator Stan Lee shows up as a barber and cuts his hair.
is FUNposting back on the #menu?
No, Thor's powerup was to believe in himself.
thor with less hair looks better and is more mature as a character, and stan lee cut it so he's presentable for his gladiator fight
Fun/10
sounds fun.
Does Thor go super saiyan in the movie?
Yes, twice.
>things dcucks will never rate their movies with
Saying "it was fun" is it not valid criticism unless the movie is a literal comedy, and even then simply saying "it was so fun lol" is an absolutely braindead way of describing a piece of media.
The fact that a movie called "Ragnarok" apperently is only fun is fucking insane and just goes to show that superhero movies are completely incapable of creating anything else than popcorn flicks for the lowest common denominator.
WHY THE FUCK DO THIRD WORLDERS GET THEM FIRST?! ITS NOT FAIR
yes, once with hulk, once with hela but full-on saiyan on her
Yeah after seeing Anthony Hopkins standing in a field in his head.
>Saying "it was fun" is it not valid criticism unless the movie is a literal comedy
so it is a valid criticism.
Sexual content, hopefully it's non existent.. I read the nigger bitch is a dyke, how true is this and do they only hint at it or does this dyke bitch actually fuck around with girls. Because if she does I will condemn the Jews forever.
cause piracy is rampant here and no isp gives a shit about whatever threats the jews make
so they just release it earliest here to get maximum profit, while more controlled countries that gets in trouble for piracy gets served last
It was fun as fuck, everyone I saw the movie with said they had a fun time
Best MCU movie yet
Nothing whatsoever like that in the film other than being a 'badass warrior woman' is inherently butch.
>Being Rude instead of FUN
UMMMMMMMMMM sweetie it looks like you need a double dose of Thor Fun before posting here
Some really FUN parts, overall it was a mess so below average.
>ragnarok = super phun thymes
>the city of capeshit
Comedies are funny
You have FUN while watching it
The film itself isn't fun
nope, she's not at all presented in anyway as such.
basically just a drunk disgraced valkyrie who wants to forget her times as an elite warrior after facing hela in the past
nothing else outside of that, which was surprising, I expected them to throw some agenda shit, since they already casted a non-blonde as a valk
>things dcucks will never gets from their movies
see Her character doesn't do anything in that line at all beyond acting triggered because Thor touched her.
This DC and FUN NEVER go together
Does it explain why Thor's acting like an idiot and just rolling with the death of his father and friends and the loss of his most prized possession?
So just like in Wonder Woman? Kek, mouse keep stealing.
dude just turn your brain off and have FUN with this lil litty raunchy comedy
prepare to piss yourself laughing lol
Did Skurges last stand appear?