Time for Captain Keikaku's Ruse Cruise to continue. This time with a double-feature!
Captain America: Steve Rogers #10 & The Oath Storytime
Luke Robinson
Mason Morris
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Owen Myers
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Joshua Mitchell
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Nolan Ross
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Lucas Wright
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Adam Cruz
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Christian Cox
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Blake Barnes
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Thomas Ortiz
It's about fucking time that whore (literally) got that much needed BTFO. Second only to Storm zapping the shit out of Beast
Jason Reyes
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Ayden Bailey
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Jordan Baker
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Robert Scott
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Blake Hill
Fucking Christ, her face. I almost gagged on my mouthwash.
Wyatt Adams
I hate it when they give characters "loud" facial expressions without even having the mutter anything or breath loudly. Hill's face just screams "TSH!" or something similar.
Nolan Phillips
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Jason Baker
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Jayden Rodriguez
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Wyatt Howard
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Joseph Wilson
>Dear Helmut
Gaaaaaaay
kek
>Fascism intensifies.
Jason Edwards
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Brody Gonzalez
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Connor Green
It's not that bad, also she's suppose to be old since she spend decades in Dimension Z.
John Nelson
>The Oath
William Long
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Ayden Taylor
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Camden Rodriguez
Bendis probably won't be happy about this. He still has Maria Hill in an active role in like 3 of his books where she's still director. One of them even came out today.
William Gomez
I hate literally everything about these two pages. Since when do people call Red Skull "my lord"? He's a Nazi, not Sauron.
Blake Flores
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Zachary Perry
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Gavin Cruz
And now for CWII: The Oath.
Hudson Gutierrez
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Dominic Bailey
WHEEEEEEE
Lookit 'er go
Kayden Ross
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Ayden Baker
I wouldn't know anything about that. I was only reading my DD subscription until Marvel fucked even that up.
Mason Robinson
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Nathaniel Sanders
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Cooper Ward
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Jaxon Martinez
>Whore
>She's only fucked Stark
Gg user, nice try
Josiah Reyes
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Grayson Butler
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Xavier Green
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Nathaniel Hall
that we know of so far. For all you know she could secretly be a paid skank of AIM
Tyler Brown
So Maria Hill just pulled a Nick Fury
Wyatt Stewart
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Tyler Reed
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Chase Sullivan
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Gavin Johnson
Did I read that correctly or was that a thinly veiled jab against Hillary supporters?
Bentley Davis
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Justin Moore
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Charles Green
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Jacob White
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Cameron Ramirez
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Camden Morales
You say that like it would be a bad thing user.
>Wwn get to see maria being a paid skank of anything.
Charles Barnes
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Matthew Murphy
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John Price
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Kayden Lewis
>Le Oath
Yeah, didn't notice it because Salty Storytimer didn't use the actual name of the comic. Either way, you're supposed to read Captain America #10 first and I'm already storytiming it, so not gonna stop now.
Kevin Mitchell
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Ian Brooks
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David Jackson
DID WE MENTION IT'S BIGGER THAN THE ANIHILATION WAVE? PLEASE REMEMBER SO WE CAN LOOK COOL!
Brayden Morgan
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Kevin Rivera
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Logan Taylor
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Nolan Rogers
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Isaiah Evans
POTTERY
Isaac Morgan
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Gabriel Sanders
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Luke Wood
>Bipartisan support
I know this is a work of fiction, but this shatters my suspension of disbelief more than planetary shields, telepathic nazis and superheroes.
Anthony Jackson
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Owen Young
>Jack Flag is dead
BOOOOOOOOOO
Joshua Ward
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Lucas Nguyen
>Texas flag
Kekasaurus Kek
Luke Lopez
HAIL HYDRA!
Adrian Garcia
There is a lot of stuff that could be taken as specific commentary but I don't think anything that is clearly a specific comment.
Lot of "line riding" so people can take what they want from it, which is more clever than I'd expect from modern Marvel.
Dylan Gonzalez
So is he really dead?
Kayden Wilson
>america in 1 year
Adam Taylor
It's already storytimed m8
Austin Fisher
Yes. Already storytimed in this thread.
Wyatt Diaz
>In her own book, Carol absolutely despises the general concept of the shield
>In this book, she's the one pushing for it in Hill's place
Yay consistency.
Jacob White
He meant as another user also storytimed it.
Caleb Anderson
I don't follow this book closely but is it just bad art or why does Sharon look so old? I thought she was supposed to be around the same age as Steve.
Oliver Morris
She was stuck in Dimension Z, an alternate dimension where time moves faster, so she aged decades in the span of a couple months. This aged her up so that she could continue being Steve's love interest while Steve was a shriveled old man. Then Steve got de-aged back to his prime, but Sharon didn't, so now she's old as fuck.
Leo Anderson
she spent decades in dimension z
Hunter Brown
They have regular courtrooms on helicarriers?!?
Sebastian Barnes
Fuck, hopefully Jack woke up before and she's just acting.
Alexander Clark
Sharon Carter spent around 12 years in Dimension Z raising Ian Zola-Rogers. Remender probably had some subplot about her that got dropped hard, so for all we know that's Sharon Carter who is now actually older. Steve was in Dimension Z for years too but slowed aging because muh supersoldier and he was aged and deaged again anyway
Isaac Watson
So where does Maria Hill go from here?
Gabriel Phillips
To the beach.
To gobble as much cock as she wants.
I mean she's appearing in SteveCap in five issues time so my guess is she has her own little sideline in double agents and moles and is working against HYDRA or otherwise.
Oliver Baker
I just noticed the shield's star is actually covered by the Hydra symbol.
I mean, it's not that surprising, but I think it's a nice touch to imply how bad things are gonna get in this event.
And in Marvel too if they don't stop it with the senseless events.
Wyatt Jackson
It's ok, he never reads other peoples comics anyways.
Luke Sanchez
Why does it feel Civil War II was just a shitty tie-in to this book?
Or is it just on-the-spot damage control from Roger's writer?
Xavier Torres
what happened to the peak?
are those four spires peaks & this is a new superstructure?
I miss my incompetent maria hill in space, agent brand
Hudson Hernandez
>Or is it just on-the-spot damage control from Roger's writer?
That's probably it, notice how Steve pretty much shits on everything Bendis wrote the characters as doing.
Ian Sanchez
Did Sharon get Sheev'd?
Nicholas Miller
>Director of SHIELD
again?
inb4 secret hydra avengers
Ryan Thomas
We all Miss Agent Brand user, every day.
Adam Carter
I thought it was a hologram or some shit
Samuel Morris
I hope this event turns out good.
I really do.
Because I am loving this ride so far.
All the ways Steve's pushes are implied to have shaped even the dumbest parts of Civil War II are made borderline acceptable.