Doom Patrol #4 Storytime

Prepare yourself for the horrifying secret ingredient of Danny Burgers!

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Well that's a different way to start things off.

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Someone has got to do the first three issues, because it's been like 3 months since the last one

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>i'm sorry i'm late

so meta

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Thanks OP

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I like everything about the dialog on this page

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BANE?

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>Danny goes Nyan Cat.

>ywn go to camp bane and become a big guy

Gerard Way is clearly /ourguy/.

4U?

That's a big guy

"I'm sorry I'm Late" has got to be a reference to the three or four delays this had, right?

So what, all the Cabaret members and people Danny makes are actually sentient and not just Casey? Which would explain why the "villian" he made for her is also around?

>The little guy is an alien version of Teddy Ruxpen.

I love it.

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What the fuck..?

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oh my god

Entire Young Animals imprint completely justified with this image

>Names kid "Lucius"
>Doesn't except anything bad from that

Maybe he was hoping that the kid would become a great industrialist?

Dang it, I thought it had stopped, but somehow it sneaked into a completely unrelated comic

This is neat.

Is there an explanation for the Bane coloring book? It seems so out of place, there has to be a reason. Was it requested by a fan?

>It seems so out of place, there has to be a reason.
Fun...?

This page.....

Hail!

>Reverse Thrash
>Zeta Beam
>Blue Devil
>Atomic Night
>Legion of OMAC
>Challenging the Unknkwn

Oh, shit, it's Robo-Niles!

Holy fucking SHIT.

THE MEME IS REAL

Alright Brandon Bird, you can come out now.

We know you're here in the thread now

>Black Razer
>Dial H For Horror
>Dark Side
>Kommand Z
>Krisis
>Grundy (Panel 2)

Are you stupid? Says right on the first page why he did it, upper right corner.

Nyanny?

Is this run readable if I haven't read Morrison's DP yet? I know my LCS has still has some copies of older issues and I'm tempted to pick them up

I haven't read Morrison's run and I'm enjoying it, but it feels like I'd enjoy it more if I had

If you're willing to accept really weird bullshit, it's great either way. Morrison's run gives context to some of it, so it enhances the book, but it's not necessary.

cool, thanks anons

Wait a second, those first 3 panels...

He's too big of a guy to color.

see

I've never read any DP other than this run.

First issue was confusing as fuck. Stuff gets clearer with every issue. Issue #3 was amazing.

>Kryptonomicon

Fugg is cute! CUTE!

I'm at a loss

B I G G U Y
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holy shit, is that the bane from that movie with mr freeze and poison ivy?

fuck, now i have the song in my mind.

i don't live in the US, but as soon as they release a hardcover, i'll get it from amazon.

Great run so far

Why must Jane suffer?

alrlght thls ls better than shade the changlng glrl now.

Dial H for Horror - Dial H for Hero
Zeta Beam - Adam Strange
Kryptonomikon - Superman
Blaqk Racer - Black Racer from New Gods
Kommand Z - Kamandi
Reverse Thrash - Professor Zoom
Red Martian - Martian Manhunter
Challenging the unknown - Challengers of the Unknown
Atomic Night - Atomic Knights
Krisis - Crisis on infinite earths
Dark Side - Darkseid
Blue Devil - Blue Devil
Legion of Omac - OMAC
Grund - Solomon Grundy
Fourth Underworld - Fourth world (New gods)
Death in the family - Jason Todd death

Killer Mother - Killer Moth?
C-Devil - ???
Lord Death - From Batman or Nekron?

Thanks for the storytime
This is some good stuff even without the meme

God this is a little gross

Am I supposed to know who this is? new DP reader

Holy fucking shit

Yes, he was in the last couple issues. He's not from an old run.

>Trump baneposting during the inauguration
>a guy showing up on Shia LaBeouf's HWNDU stream dressed up as CIA
>now this

I'm honestly getting fucking scared, memes are converging.

>Kek's apprentice is Trump
>Shia LaBeouf is clearly an apprentice of some darker power, and has been a meme himself
>Morrison's apprentice is Gerard Way

A battle is occurring in the 52nd dimension, and we can only see a sliver.

>fugg...

We Videodrome now.

Guess I'll have to re-read them then.

To be fair to you, it has been two- three months since the last issue

GUYS

(From Gerard Way's Facebook)

>Brandon Bird is one of my favorite fine artists. He does everything from phenomenally blunt paintings of Sears stores, to Eric Roberts lunch boxes. He came to me with the idea of doing something with Bane, and I believe originally these were to be stories about Bane doing mundane things, as Bane means many different things to us. He saw Bane as this untapped resource, and I agreed, and we tried to figure out how to present these more abstract ideas about Bane. Brandon had done a coloring book for The Aquabats, and that got us thinking, and Bane’s Coloring Corner was born. And the visionary co-publishers of DC comics (Dan DiDio and Jim Lee) let us go for it! And here you have it.

>I want to point out that these coloring pages are not printed on coloring page material. There was no way to do that with the kind of paper we normally use for Doom Patrol. But we figured the least we could do is provide you with images you could scan, or take pictures of, print out, and get to work on. And to be honest, we didn’t expect anyone to color inside their pristine copies of Doom patrol 4 anyway. Could this lead to a collection in a real-life coloring book? You’ll have to stay tuned and see, and you the people will have to let us know that you want a Bane Coloring Book in your life. I know I do. Oh, and you’ll find all different kinds of Banes in the coloring corner, not just Bane from the Nolan films— just a lot of different Banes coming. Bane Bane Bane.

>Use the hashtags #BanesColoringCorner and let’s see what you can do with some markers, crayons, colored pencils, fingerprint, or anything you like. Maybe we’ll even figure out a small giveaway for some of our favorite versions. Stay tuned. Thanks to Brandon for the amazing work. You can find him on the web here: www.brandonbird.com, and pick yourself up a Sears Fanclub kit while you’re at it.

WE'RE GETTING MORE NEXT MONTH FRIENDS

It's the bad guy from Casey's comic book.

Any kind user wants to storytime the first 3?
Please?

Caaaaaan do!

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